Alvstrom vs Oswald

"Hello everyone and welcome because my niece is being a lazy ass. I'm looking at you, Celestia. I am the announcer this time, so here I go. The next match is Alvstrom vs Oswald. Now I'm going home to make alcohol or weapons or clop or something. Bye!"

Suddenly, Vinyl yelled out, "You don't need to clop! You got me!"  

Fragment looked over at her, a smile on his face. "Sexy time?" he asked.

"Sexy time," she said, nodding. Fragment scooped her up and galloped off at his insane speed, leaving a light streak behind him.

Luna trotted up in her usual ref clothes, a light blush on her cheeks. She cleared her throat before speaking. "Um, ok then. Let's get this started on three. One," Alvstrom got into a ready stance. "Two." Oswald took out a blunt, stuck it in his beak, lit it, and took a puff. His eyes seemed to go wide and a grin stretched across his face. "One go!"  Luna said before teleporting out.

Oswald responded immediately by taking another puff of his blunt and walking slowly over. Alvstrom, on the other hoof, lifted a chunk of earth with a gesture of his hoof and sent it flying at Oswald. He didn't even try to dodge. It stuck him in the face, knocking him off his feet. Oswald got right back up and charged and with a flick of his wing, sent several ninja stars flying with surprising accuracy. Alvstrom slammed his hooves into the ground making a wall of earth rise up and blocked the attack, but before Alvstrom could even put the wall back down, a claw shot through it and grabbed him by the neck and started slamming him back and forth, left right left right, the ground cracking with each hit. Oswald started to again slam Alvstrom into the ground, but was suddenly lifted into the air himself and was propelled straight through a building. Alvstrom stood there for a full ten seconds before galloping in, but was stopped right at the entrance by a claw on his throat. Oswald didn't look affected at all from being slammed through the wall. He drew his leg back and threw Alvstrom through the wall. Then with a swinging gesture with his wings, he sent several ninja stars ripping into Alvstrom. He cried out in pain as the sharp blades dug into his body. Alvstrom concentrated for a second, and suddenly, they all flew out of him at the same time. Alvstrom looked over and saw Oswald lighting another blunt, distracted. So, Alvstrom launched the stars back at him. Several struck home, imbedding themselves into his chest. Oswald looked at them in surprise for a second before laughing, then taking another hit of his joint. Alvstrom was taken aback by the griffin’s behavior and his ability to shrug off injuries. Oswald turned toward Alvstrom when he saw that the earth pony wasn't going to attack first and launched himself at Alvstrom like a rocket preparing to hit him full force. But seconds before, he struck Alvstrom, bunched his muscles, and shot forward using his ability to speed his charge. Before Oswald could react, Alvstrom spun mid-air and smashed his back leg into the top of Oswald’s head again using his ability to give the strike more power, and give it power it did. Oswald slammed full force into the ground, leaving a large crater in its wake. Alvstrom didn't stop there. He shot straight into the air, several feet above the ground, then shot back down. There was an explosion of dust as the earth powdered from the impact. Alvstrom got up when a wing suddenly slashed across his chest, leaving a gash across it. Alvstrom stumbled back a few steps and was meet with a fist slamming into his snout, breaking it, followed up by a kick to the jaw, sending him sliding back a few feet. Alvstrom looked back at Oswald and his mouth dropped open in shock. One of Oswald’s wings was broken and hung limply at his side. The arm he had punched Alvstrom with was broken and bleeding, a bone jutting out of the side at the wrist. Oswald looked at it for a second, then shrugged and put another blunt in his mouth and smoked, his smile returning. Alvstrom shot forward, trying to take Oswald by surprise again, but was caught mid-jump, arced over his head, and slammed headfirst into the ground. He then started smashing his fist into Alvstrom. He did this for a full minute before he was suddenly blown back. Alvstrom, using his ability, shot into the air, flying higher and higher with each second. When he finally stopped, he looked directly into the clouds and with a thunderous clap, brought his hooves together. Speeding at an extremely high speed toward Oswald, he had just gotten up from the dirt and looked up and saw Alvstrom seconds away from hitting him. All Oswald did was smile. Then, with a flick of his wing, sent ninja stars flying towards Alvstrom. He dodged them by giving himself a push out of harm’s way, or so he thought. The stars were just a distraction. As soon as Alvstrom had dodged the ninja stars, Oswald made his move. He stepped in at the last second, grabbed Alvstrom, and using his own speed and force against him, slammed Alvstrom for the last time into the ground.

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