If I was a pony,

I’d be a very pretty pony.

With a silky mane and a bushy tail

And a horn that’s very bony.

I’d romp amongst the butterflies,

And ingest cupcake batter.

Then I’d conjure up a potion,

And create some dark matter

If I was a Pegasus,

I’m sure I’d have lots of fun.

Flying amongst the birds and clouds,

But the madness has just begun!

The wrap-up of the winter,

The running of the leaves.

Being an Earth pony,

Sure wouldn’t be grieved.

If I was a pony,

I’d be 20% cooler.

But unfortunately I’m not a pony,

So I guess I’m just a loser.

If I was a pony,

Fiddle dum fiddle dee dee

I’d be a very pretty pony

And a pony is the best thing to be.

I am not a pony.

It’s really quite tragic.

But at least I have friendship,

And friendship is magic.