"Hi Twi!" said Rainbow Dash, leaning on Twilight Sparkle's window sill.

"GAAAHH!!" said Twilight Sparkle, leaning on the floor.

HOW BOUT NOW?

"Oh," said The Main Character. "It's you."

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT PONIES ARE, said The Author.

"Yes, but...."

BUT WHAT?

"What am I?"

A PONY.

"Which one?"

YOU.

"What am I?"

A PONY.

"Right. I may not know anything, but I'm not stupid."

FINE. WHAT DO YOU WISH TO KNOW?

"Do I exist?"

DO YOU THINK YOU EXIST?

"Yes."

THEN YOU DO.

"Okay then.... What is my name?"

YOU DON'T HAVE ONE YET.

"Why not?"

YOU AREN'T PART OF A STORY.

"This isn't a story?"

EVERYTHING IS A STORY. WHETHER I WRITE IT OR NOT MAKES IT MINE.

"Is this your story?"

NO. IT IS ANOTHER AUTHORS.

"Will I be in your story?"

NOW, THAT WOULD RUIN IT.

"Are you a Main Character too?"

NOT TO YOU.

"Can we start it now?"

AS YOU WISH.

END OF CHAPTER TWO