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Chapter 9: Chapter 9: WHAT IS GOING ON!?
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WHAT IS GOING ON!?
I winced at the volume of their voices and sighed. As I looked over to Twilight and her friends. They were all in defensives stances and glaring at the small little guy in my arms. “Oh calm down you guys. He hasn’t done anything wrong. In fact the only thing he has done is throw up these cards.” I said pulling the deck of cards out and holding it out. “Just gagged and puked up these playing cards. If that is evil then you’re all fucked up.”
“Give him to us, Slayer.” Twilight said hoofing at the ground like a bull.
“Give me one good reason.” I said glaring at her. She stiffened and thought for a moment. She opened her mouth to say something, but stopped before growling and glaring at me.
“Just give him over!!” She yelled. I shook my head and sighed.
“I will not. I know that as soon as I do that you will just imprison him again.” I retorted. “So I will not hand him over.”
Twilight looked to me before loosening up a bit. “What do you plan on doing with him?”
“Raising him, what else? That is if I can somehow lead a normal life in this place without being attack, fed off of, thrown in prison, or shot at.” I said frowning a bit. Twilight loosened up a bit more.
“So you’re not going to raise him to be evil?” She asked. I shook my head.
“In fact I would hand him over if I knew that you guys weren’t going to hurt him.” I said glaring at them. They just looked to each other before sighing. Even Celestia looked surprised at what was going on. ‘This day just keeps getting weirder and weirder.’
But to just make things worse, or better, Discord decided to give me a small hiccup and zap my chains. I blinked and shrugged when they suddenly flew off my arms and legs to the middle of the floor. Yet again, I blinked as I watched the chains. The others in the room were watching with the same curiosity as me.
That is when Discord’s magic truly started to take effect. The chains floated up by themselves for a moment till they began to stretch out in different directions. I began to scratch my head until I noticed something about how the chains were shaping themselves. The chains began to look more and more like a if you took a pony skeleton and replaced all the bones with chains. I tilted my head in confusion until something rather disturbing began to happen.
Flesh and muscle began to form around the chains. It started off as the chains simply turning red until the red began to expand outward. I just watched in slight disgust and fascination as the chains began to grow. I gave myself a brief respite from the disgusting scene before me to look at the girls. They all had various reactions, shall I explain?
Twilight was staring in complete awe, confusion, and scientific curiosity.
Applejack was trying not to go and heave in a trash can by holding her hat over her mouth.
Fluttershy passed out.
Rarity was making all these sounds of disgust, disturbance, and just plain whining, Not complaining, whining.
Rainbow Dash was just staring with her jaw dropped.
Pinkie.... She.... She had a very unsettling smile on her face. Nuff’ said.
Oh and Celestia..... She was just wide eyed and giving one of the best “What the fuck?” faces I have ever seen. This pretty much....
Pretty good huh?
Needless to say I almost chuckled until I saw what the those chains were changing into. And I almost shat myself. I am not freaking kidding. The chains were changing into a certain snow white, unnaturally tall, suit wearing, and faceless pony that every brony was scared of. Oh yeah and want to know why she is always wearing that suit? It’s her freaking skin.
I was disturbed before, but now I am just plain terrified. I began to slowly walk away from the formed Slendermare or Slendermane, depending which one your prefer. This was when lady luck decided to simply go ‘LOL NOPE!’ and add a massive trollface to the mix by making be somehow end up walking into a suit of pony armor that clattered before falling to the ground making even more noise.
“Fuck...” I whispered looking at the suit of armor before looking to the... WHERE the Slendermare was. “.... All kinds of duck.”
I took a large gulp and looked at the ponies whom were staring at me. I gulped again and closed my eyes. “Is it behind me?” I asked.
“Y-y-y-y-ye-e-e-s-ss-s-ss.” I heard Twilight say. I slowly turned my head to see the faceless horror itself.
“........... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” I screamed in a TOTALLY manly way, not sounding girly at all. The creature backpedaled into the wall as I fell on my ass and scooted away like some sort of strange robot with Discord clutched firmly in my arms. The monster was staring, term being used loosely, at me as I screamed my lungs out. The ponies themselves actually had backed up towards Celestia to keep them from getting in the monster’s.... Hearing?
With something that sounded like a huff, the monster got up and began to walk towards me. I kept backing up as it kept walking closer, the tentacles on it’s back beginning to form and extend while whipping them through the air. TO be honest, I am not sure if I soiled myself or not right now, but I am telling you this much, if this wasn’t a cartoon, my eyes would have popped out due to how wide they are right now.
The Slendermare walked over to me until it stopped as it looked at Discord. If it could have blinked it would have. It simply stared at Discord for the longest time before I shoved it away.
“Hey! Piss off! You’re not taking Discord you faceless bitch!” I shouted as I scooted back more, sadly I was already pressed against the wall. It made a sound like it was snorting before wrapping a tentacle around my foot and literally pulling me so fast Discord plopped onto the ground while I was pulled into the air and hung so I was facing it’s soulless faceless.... Face? Or is it head?
I gulped and chuckled nervously. “Heh heh, you know I was kidding about the whole bitch thing right?”
Slendermare rose a tentacle to my neck as I closed my eyes for my most likely imminent demise. Instead, I heard a noise close to sniffing. Soon I opened one eye to see a tentacle nudging parts of my body, like my wrists and legs before the slender dropped to the ground.
“Ow... Pain.” I groaned out as I saw the Slender simply staring at me. “Uh oh.”
The creature walked over and kept staring at me before sitting down. I blinked and stared back at it before slowly moving and standing up. All that it did was twitch it’s ear. I held up a hand and it followed it as I moved my hand back and forth. I set my hand down and it kept staring at me.
“Okay what the fuck is going on.” I deadpanned as Twilight slowly moved over to walk towards me. When she got within a good three yards near me, the Slender hissed and turned to her while it’s tentacles whipped wildly in the air. Twilight back pedaled all the way to her friends as Slender simply calmed down and backed up before standing next to me. “... Okay I am horribly creeped out right now.”
“I believe... I have a form of a solution.” Celestia said standing up and walking over and stopping as Slender stepped in front of her and hissed, looking down on her since Slender was... Well Slender. “I believe that due to her originally being nothing but chains you were bound to, she is linked to you in a way.”
“Meaning?” I asked being the stupid guy I am.
“Meaning, that she probably can’t go ten yards without you being near. You are the only thing that is keeping her from free roaming.” Celestia said smirking. “And she can’t do anything without you being there to help.”
“So I pretty much have a faceless pony following me everywhere now.” I deadpanned. Celestia nodded while holding back what looked like a snicker. “Okay now this is just messed up, even by my standards.”
“Well as long as she doesn’t kill anypony, I won’t have to kill you to get rid of her.” Celestia said with a grim tone. I gulped and looked at the slender who just.... Well stared back. “Now here is the question. What are we to do with you?”
I gulped again and stared at Celestia while still clutching Discord in my arms, Slender staring at everything in the room, and the Mane six giving me death glares. ‘Oh boy, this is going to be a bit difficult to deal with...’
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? NEW CHAPTER!? FINALLY!? ERMMAHGERD!
Alright Chief, Let's do this.Here are your choices!
A) Have him be introduced to the world and see the worlds reaction.
B) Send him back to the Everfree with Discord taken from him and Slender constantly stalking him.
C) GET CREATIVE! BEST IDEA GETS USED! :D (I am serious though, you have a idea you want done? Comment it down below!)
Luna is best pony
Chrysalis next best pony.