This is the Troll startup. Forgive me if this takes long...I just went on a browse and now have 147 chapters to read. I always do this type of stuff to me.

I woke up in Fluttershy's backyard in something. Or was something in me? I stumbled awake only to be greeted by Mr. Hangover. Fuck you Mr. Hangover. I looked at my body and got confused. Why were my wings a little smaller? Why did I have eyelashes? Why did I have such BANGIN' flanks? Aww....Shit. Wait....WHO THE FUCK WAS IN ME!?

I slip the offending member out of me(Damn that felt weird to type) and look over my accidental suitor. It was a Blue unicorn with a nice purple and star cape with a matching hat. It was a stallion but I knew DAMN WELL WHO IT WAS!

"TRIIIIIIIIXXXIIIIIEEEE!!!!!" I shouted as loud as I could with my new feminine voice.

"Ugh...Do you have to yell?" Trixie Responded.

"Yes Get up and look at us you foal!"

Trixie looked at me unimpressed.

"So...what? I see a nice looking mare in front of me so what?"

I blushed, damn female hormones, but recovered.

"Damnit Trixie I'm supposed to be a dude like you!" Never thought I could say that without it being insulting to either party.

"What are you talking about? The Great and Powerful Trixie is and always will be a mare!" Trixie up flourishing. She winced as her hangover took effect.

"Ok give Trixie five minutes."

"Ok, Tristan look in between your legs."

"*GASP* Well How rude!"

"If you check your legs, you'll see why I'm calling you Tristan."

Trixie/Tristan checks his/her; ok fuck this. For now Trixie is Tristan and will be called he. Where was I oh yeah...Tristan checked in between his legs. I laughed as he had the same reaction I had when I first showed up.

"Wow....."

"What?" I say laughing my ASS off.

"It's not everyday you look down and see you have a dong." She says philosophically.

"For me it supposed to be everyday." I say finally composing myself.

We both laugh uncomfortably now when I remember those books I 'borrowed' from Twilight.

"I got some books on magic in the house, you wanna check them out to see how long this shit lasts?"

"Um..Sure...Trix...I mean, Tristan would love to."

"You know...you would have more associates if you would stop talking like that." I say straight-facing her.

"Sorry....Trixie was kinda lonely for a long time as a kid."

I know that feel gir...uh, gu....you know.

"Let me guess, you used to talk to yourself and the habit stuck?" I say

"Yeah how'd you know about Trix-Tristan's past?"

"I used to do that minus Referring to myself in Third-person."

"Oh..."

This particular silence felt highly uncomfortable. I mean I hated Trixie in the show despite how sexy I thought her voice sounded but the show never made mention of her past...Then again the show never said anything about Fluttershy being somewhat emo or Twilight being so heavy a bookworm.

We were about to walk into to Fluttershy's house when one random asshole opened the door...I think you know who this is.

"Oh....my....Celestia.....What happened? Why is Phoenix in his true from?"

"Know what fuck you Dark." I replied

"Pick the time and place cutie." Dark retorted with that cute smil- Oh HELL NAW!

"Grrrrrrrrr...." I growl at Dark with fire blazing from my eyes.

"Giving me them puppy dog eyes won't change my mind."

"I hate you Dark."

"You know you love me...wait...Is that... IT IS! IT'S-" Tristan and I put our hooves to his face....faster than intended.

"Ok ok, I get it, you dont want anyone to know. I won't tell....Unless Phoenix gives me lap dance." Dark said with a smile. One of those smiles that looks warm but has other intentions.

"I would rather tell myself than give a part of myself a lap dance!" I roared

"Maybe you should..." Tristan said

"Greeeaaaat...A random showmare and a living part of my conscience want to see me dance.....fuck..my life....with a metal pole."

Dark snickered when I said that. I'll have to do something to him.....

5 minutes later.....

"What the fuck possessed you to stick those bits of yours into my ears? I mean really?" I said.

"No visible other visible slots to put them in.." replied Dark

"You sir....ARE THE WORST!!!" I say pointing at him Evil monkey style.

"Thank you m'lady." Dark said with a bow.

"Well at least no one will know of this." I sighed

"Except Fluttershy and readers" Dark added

"Right...Fluttersh-" I froze up realizing what he said.

"Is Phoenix Ok?" Tristan asked.

"Give him an hour. I'm not really gonna tell anyone I just wanted to see his reaction." He pulled a camera from nowhere and snapped a picture. "Priceless."

"Well he said something about spellbooks..."

"Oh yeah, them books he jacked from Twilight. You don't need it though, I'm sure the magic you drunkenly cast on you and him will wear off when you go to sleep tonight."

"Still..Tristan would like to see for himself."

"Ok as long as you promise to break that."

"Break what."

"Referring to yourself in third person. I like you but that is pissing me off."

"Ok..."

About 45 minutes later.

I twitched a little then fell as I had been stunned so long, My legs fell asleep. I was okay but to some ponies it looked like I had passed out...like Fluttershy for example.

"OH MY GOSH! ARE YOU OKAY!" Fluttershy 'yelled'

"Yeah...I'm okay...I just need to walk around a little and make a pie." I told her. She gives me a look of confusion.

One Pie baking frenzy later

"Ok now I just have to make a special slingshot...." I say mischievously

"What are you preparing for...if you don't mind my asking..." Fluttershy asked.

"I'll tell you if you help."

"Um....Ok...Maybe it'll teach Dark Shy not to touch my special drawer..."

*FOOMP

"Oh..My..." I say.

10 minutes later.

"Ok if you can get Dark Flare and Dark Shy to leave the house maybe we can do this." I say prepping my special piegun.

"I don't know if I can do it..."

"Well then get White Fire to do it....or better yet..."

I waltz over to White Fire sneaking up on him. Just before he walks away I pounce on him.

"Hey there big boy." I say flirtatiously. I can feel the nervous heat radiating from him.

"Um...uh....uh..Hi there." White Fire sputtered out.

"Could you do me a favor...." i say winking at him. For the record I have NO idea where these abilities to flirt came from.

"Umm...uh...Sure Ms..."

"Blaze."

"Sure Ms. Blaze lemme go get the Darks." He said speeding off.

"The trap is set." I say walking over to Fluttershy.

5 minutes later...

Dark Flare, Dark Shy and White Fire are walking down the road.

"So you mean to tell me Trixie showed up last night?" White asked

"Yep, I called for entertainment since I didn't want to get fucked up without a good laugh." Dark replied.

"I think she said something about a new spell last night and used one of you boobs for a volunteer." Dark Shy said.

"I don't know who she used but today I met the sexiest mare ever!" White said.

"Really?

"Yeah..She's white with a red and black mane and tail....She's got red eyes and a fireball for a cutie mark!" White said with a voice squeek at the end.

As White closed his eye to think about a future (*coughcough*will never happen*coughcough*) with Blaze, the Dark Couple thought about who matched those descriptions.

(in Dark Flare's head)

"Ok...I knew Phoenix was fucked up when He gave me that lap dance....but I didn't know how fucked up he...er...she could get..I mean he forgot about the first thing to do when you gender switch that bastard."

(With everyone else)

"ok then White, what was her name?" Dark asked curiously.

"Ms. Blaze."

"..........."

"What?"

Just then Fluttershy showed up with something attached to her back.

"Hey Shy what's on your back?" Dark Shy asked curious as to how Fluttershy got past them...or even had the strength to carry the thing on her back.

"Oh...You wanna know what I got?I'll show you...if you don't mind of course."

She pressed a button on her front hoof and cherry pies started flying out of the slot at Dark Flare and Dark Shy. They didn't have enough time to dodge. After they got hit the first 5 times Fluttershy's pie cannon ran out of ammo. They turned around only to see that I was behind them with dual pieguns. I'm still strong as a mare.

"Phoenix what in the hell are you doing!?"

"Getting payback BITCH!" I say while putting a banana clips in the guns.

Shy started running forgetting her wings so I nailed her with about 10 pies.

Dark then flew right at me until I aimed both barrels at him and flipped to full auto mode.

Dark slammed into the ground after catching about 20 pies...to the face.

"Karma muthafucka!" I yelled then flew off laughing my ass off. Somewhere I just knew A certain purple pegasus felt that prank.

Fluttershy took off right behind me.

"Do you think they're ok?" She asked with concern.

"They're fine girl. Theyprobably pissed off though. Luckily they won't go after you..I'm the only they'd hit unless I got White to join me. But I don't want to keep leading him on." I say feeling kinda bad about flirting him up later.

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Meanwhile....

Dark Flare and Dark Shy are scraping(read licking) pie off each other while thinking of a way to get Phoenix back.

"So how do we get that bitch back?" Dark Shy asked.

"Easy...That's a part of me remember?"

"Really? WAIT WAS THAT PHOENIX!?" Dark Shy said while laughing hysterically.

"Yep! In fact I just thought of a mean ass prank...Good thing We know so much about each other's person right?"

"So what's the plan Flarey?"

"It's simple...You'll get some paper...."

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Meanwhile.....

Fluttershy and I make it back to the house and see Tristan sitting on the couch.

"Soo...Phoenix...."

I jump into the roof then slam down on my stomach

"Ooooow."

"Sorry...You didn't know I knew?"

"Yeah I didn't know...Who told you....?" I asked thinking of how to put a pie in a pie without burning one.

"Tristan told me..Was that bad?"

"Not on your part Shy." I say prepping a leftover pie.

"You might wanna get some cleaning materials Shy....And I'm sorry for what's about to happen to that couch."

I throw the pie directly at Tristan's face. Only to have it fly back at my face at double the speed.

"WOAH!" I yell while ducking. Hah Missed me Trixie. While I gloated the pie turned around and nailed me in the back of the head, flipping me in the process.

"Clever girl." I say muffled into the floor.

"Tristan should've told about the Repulsion spell Tristan uses so much they have it on auto cast." Tristan said smugly.

"Why..."

"You'd be surprised what happens at night in Manehattan."

".......I'm gonna go clean the pie off of my head."

While I cleaned the pie off my head I remembered something I always vowed to do if I ever became a female. I close and lock the door, finding Fluttershy's special drawer.

"Note to self: Talk to Fluttershy about her inner freak." I say while picking up a bumpy thing.

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"Oh yeah...Giggity gig-gi-ty..." Dark Flare said while recording Phoenix's Bathroom Adventure.

"What's happening? and why do you have a wing boner?" Dark Shy asked.

"Look and see babe."

"Ok....*FOOMP* wow....how is she doing that....?" Dark Shy said with genuine interest.

"I dunno...but we're doin some of this when this little prank spar is over."

They both sat silent as the camera filmed Phoenix's Naughty time.

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A whole 2 hours later.....

"Phew! maybe I can convince Twilight to let me keep that little feature." I said as I cleaned up. 65 orgasms in a row without stopping gets messy after the ......2nd one...hehehe.

I went downstairs to see Fluttershy reading a book while Tristan was helping Dark Flare and Dark Shy hook a video camera up to the tv. White Fire was oogling me. It felt odd but right since I always like a strong female. Ironic seeing as who I'm crushing on.

"Hey shy waht are you reading?" I ask sitting next her all lady like.

"Oh..um...I'm reading a romance novel...."

"What's it about?"

She points to the cover which says "Sex. Sexy Sexy Sex."

"What?"

"The book is called acquaintances with perks."

"Ah..."

"Ok guys! We're all through!" Dark Flare said triumphantly.

"What are we watching?"

"Dark Flare and Dark Shy Found a movie that only works in the video camera. "

"Ah..."

"Hey Blaze...." Dark Flare and Dark Shy giggled at my fake name."You feel familiar...Do I know you from somewhere?"

"Uh...." I say not sure of how to put it.
"Don't worry. You'll know her ALOT better after this Whitey ol' pal." Dark said.

"Uh...what's that supposed to mean?" White and I asked at the same time.

Dark just pressed play.

Here's what followed afterwards.

A video beginning with me in the bathroom by myself started. Lunged for the camera only to bounce off it sending Tristan into a laugh riot. As we saw where Fluttershy's special drawer was located Both her and I blushed as much as physically possible. Then I started clopping....

*FOOMP...FOOMP...FOOMP...FOOMPSPROING...FOOMPSPROING....SPROING...BZZZT

Yes. Everyone in the room got a boner of various kinds. ALL KINDS OF AWKWARD IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOW.

I slowly sneak out to see how much liquor was left. I grab a bottle of Fluttershy's strongest Wine and go back to my exploits. Dark, White, Dark Fluttershy and Tristan were in a circle around a cookie while Flit-er...Fluttershy was behind the couch. ALL WERE CLOPPING. I'm sorry Tristan wasn't clopping. He was just magicking his head is all. I decide to say fuck and clop to the free porn I'd given all.

2 hours later....

THE FUCKING LIVING ROOM WAS A MESS!!! CUM ALL OVER. oh and Dark Flare was crying....poor bastard had to eat the cookie. HA! KARMA MUTHAFUCKA! This caused Tristan to laugh his boner away while he took a shower. All the Pegasi found a storm cloud to clean them selves off and when we all came back(heh) we found a giant cumball waiting for us.

"Tristan just remembered who's idea it was to use the gender switch spell." Tristan said menacingly.

"Gender switch, that explains why Phoenix's been missing out...but then if he's not here and Blaze is....*adds 2 and 2 together* WHAT THE FU-" He was interrupted by the world's largest(and only) cumbomb. Tristan then magicked all the cum off of the ground and Fluttershy and put it in a raincloud....The same raincloud Dark, White and I were rushing to.
"FUCK!" We all yelled in unison. White found a clean cloud before I did and I in turn found one before Dark Flare did. We reached the ground but was confused as Dark Shy was clean.

"Um....Dark Shy? Tristan hates to be the one to ask but....how did you clean yourself when no one was looking? Tristan asked with a sick look on his face.

"Oh simple..."Dark Shy replied happily while pointing towards her tongue.

*FOOMP

Four wingboners stretch out at once.

Fluttershy and I are fucked up ponies.....

after 20 minutes of trying to forget everything we all had a marvelous dinner thank to Fluttershy, White and I. Also I realized I still had yet to show up for work and faced no punishment...I love my life.

After we finished eating Tristan cleared the table and we all went upstairs. Fluttershy and I slept in her bed while Dark Shy and Dark Flare slept on the floor next to us. Tristan and White Fire slept in the hall. I went to sleep knowing I could say...I've done everything awesome a mare can do it a day....

BTW this is what Phoenix looks like as a mare