Updates to this might be a little less since I'm also working on a Full Metal Alchemist crossover with permission from Cloud Shimmers. I'll note it when I put it up.

So Dark, White and I enter the house with Dark and I floating kinda like Spike with Rarity. We all sit down on the couch. Dark an I still have hearts in our eyes but White is under control.

" So..How'd you guys split?" Asked White Fire curiously.

"We don't know." Replied Fluttershy

"All we know is we were debating on how tough we should be on Angel when Suddenly Fluttershy popped out of my head."

Cue confused look from Dark and I.

"Guys Dark Shy was in control when we left."

Cue understanding nod and heart stares.

I broke out of my Heart Stare when I thought about something(besides Fluttershy).

"Wait...How long ago did you guys split..." Phoenix asked remembering that he split from his counterparts about an hour ago.
"An hour ago, Why" responded Dark Shy
"and what happened after we got teleported back here? If you're ok with answering." Responded Fluttershy. Se's gonna kill me with kindness one these days....

"We transformed into what you saw when you opened up the door. Except at the time it was just one since Dark and White were only consciences at the time." I started

"Then Dumbass here crashed through a tower trying to taunt Luna and Celestia-" White, Dark, and I looked around before he continued,"and couldn't get away fast enough." Dark said.

White picked it up from here.

"And then they took Phoenix to a dungeon where after a few flirtations and a mental bitching of Dark Flare-"White ducked as Dark threw a vase at his head,"we were pulled out of Phoenix's head with the magic of the three most powerful mares in the kingdom."

"This split took place about an hour ago..." I said trying to figure out what to do.

"Well, I could use more help with the animals, if you don't mind." Said Fluttershy qiuetly.

"Sure." Dark, White and I said. I was ecstatic to be helping Fluttershy out, White shared the enthusiasm because he liked animals but Dark was pissed. I know why...Dark and I thought we were gonna get laid. The time we spent in the dungeon none of us had busted a nut. So when Shy and Dark Shy opened the door, they looked like they were DTF(you should know what this means).

"I don't feel like doin nothin with animals! Fluttershy, where's your bathroom?"

"Upstairs a on the right..but why?" asked Fluttershy

"Ask Those two numbnuts...They know why." Dark said as he sped up the stairs.

Fluttershy and Dark Shy Looked at us with confused faces.

We looked at them with red faces. White ran upstair and Dark fell down stairs, hoof covered with lotion.

I stood there mortified.

"Oh I know what the problem is...Fluttershy I using our bed. Problem?" Said Dark Shy.

"None at all Dark Shy." replied Fluttershy.

"Snap Phoenix out of it or I'm taking him next." Said Dark Shy

This was something Fluttershy apparently didn't like.

"Touch him and I'll snap your wings off and feed them to the snakes!"hissed Fluttershy throwing her all important stare.

Dark Shy laughed.

"I knew you had some natural scariness in you. You know I don't like him. Flare and I'll be down in about an hour." Dark Shy said

I looked up from behind the couch I jumped over when Shy lost it.

"You can from behind there if-"

"If I don't mind...Riiight." I said cutting off her usual extra nicety.

"Hey Shy...How come you're always so extra kind to everything?" I say floating myself over to her with my wings

"Did I ever tell you how I got my cutie mark?" Fluttersh asked.

"Actually no, I've always wondered how you got that mark. It kind of matches you." I say

She blushed as she begins her story

"I was always a quiet little filly in cloudsdale. I also wasn't a strong flier so some of the colts would make fun of me for it. They also used to make fun of Rainbow Dash for some reason..." This is when she looks up as if thinking about something,"Anyway, One day Rainbow Challenged a couple of colts bothering me to a race to get them to leave me alone. I was the flag mare. Unfortunately they took off with such force it knocked me off my cloud and I fell from Cloudsdale."

"*Gasp! Did you survive?" I ask on impulse. Did you know that some questions are so stupid they make even Fluttershy give this face?

After she smiled and apologized(even though we all know I deserved that) she continued.

"On my way down a swarm of Buttersflies surrounded me and carried the rest of the way to the ground. I began making friends with the forest animals until Rainbow's Sonic Rainboom scared them all away. I managed to get them all to come out and saw this,"She gestured toward her flank,"after wards. It seemed like there was more but I didn't feel like asking since The roof under Fluttershy's bed room was thumping hard and a Certain White Fire Still hadn't came out of the Bathroom.
Any after that long day(and a wrestling to decide who gets the couch) everyone,save Fluttershy, Was groaning about their injuries.

"I thought you couldn't hit mares!" Said Dark Shy.

"I can't if they hit me first, but Dark Flare you didn't have to buck my balls." White said cupping his groin with ice. As were I and Dark Flare. We all screamed when He did it. I guess we can feel each other's pain after a certain extent but none of each other's pleasure. Which sucks.

"You shouldn't have Hit Dark Shy." Dark Flare growled.

"Either way Shy won the bed by Default and I won the Couch. Let's not Gripe and just go to sleep." I said. I know, I could've let Dark Shy have the couch. But she Acts like Rainbow Dash. One of the guys...I'd be suspicious if she wasn't boning Dark Flare...which leads me to wonder about Rainbow Dash...

The days following weren't so bad.

Dark Shy, Dark Flare and I helped a pack of TimberWolves back into the Everfree.

White Fire and Shy took care of a Manticore named Monty. We had to name him because he was smart enough to talk.

Dark Flare and Monty had a fight which resulted in Monty needing more care and Dark Flare needing his ears reattached...Not a pretty sight.

I got closer to Fluttershy and figured a great date spot.

Dark Flare got closer to Dark Shy and Finally found her G-Spot....They've going strong for the past 4 hours since he found it.

White learned how to talk to animals and is now Angel's translator for us...Which is good since he almost got bucked across the room by Dark Flare once.

I managed to sneak to the library(This was about the 5th day into the week) and 'check out' Twilight's High Level Spell books to figured what happened to us and how to get Dark Shy, Dark Flare, and White Fire back to Fluttershy and I respectively.

When I White Fire and I learned how to cook from Fluttershy and I finally learned how to break the 4th wall. Yes I can talk to you now. I also taught Dark Flare and White Fire how to do it too. Say Hi Guys!

"Sup readers. Waaiiit...You told them about my ears?Really?"
Yes it was funny. You screamed like a filly.
"How about I hand the reader your ears so you'll know what it feels like?"
I'm good. White Fire you got something to say?
"Yeah...uh...Is Monty hitting on Dark Shy?"
"WHAT! I'M GONNA KILL THAT MANTICORE!"
Yeah anyway.....I scoped out town on the 6th day of the week....We ran out of Toilet paper and I when I learned about what happened to Crackshot(I read the internet now. Thanks fourth wall!) I went to get some....I'm not wiping my ass with leaves...With my luck I'll grab poison Ivy or worse...Poison Joke.

Finally the 7th day appeared and Dark Flare and I found Fluttershy's liquor. I'd never drunk before so Dark Flare and I started a shindig. We all drunk alot even Fluttershy surprisingly. I guess hearing Dark Shy's moans every after noon was starting to get to her...Wierd since I'm sure Dark Flare wasn't with her the whole time and She hates White Fire...I mean really. Dark Flare and White pulled a prank on her...They replaced the shampoo with fish paste...She only jumped on White Fire...but anyway, I swear that night when I fell asleep I could fell something against my lips....