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You Is the Poni - Twilight Sparkle Edition

by KitsuneRisu

Chapter 3: 2 - 3rd December

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2 - 3rd December

cornholio4 >> recover magical horn powers

What? Recover magical horn powers? Just like that? Alright. Your magical horn powers are mysteriously regained, without the need for any sort of action or quest or lengthy process whatsoever! Hooray!

QUESTS:
Find Alternate Light Source before Head Explodes
Escape Basement
Recover Magical Horn Powers

Oh no, wait.

You've lost them again.

Darnit. Guess you're going to have to try doing it the long way.

NEW QUEST ADDED:
Recover Magical Horn Powers

The dragon's magical aura is preventing you from employing the awesome magic of mary-sue. It has... anti-sue qualities. Many self-insert fic writers sudder at the amazing skill of Bertha the Cranky. They cower from her ability to actually make people think of logical plot devices and forbid the use of throw-away deus ex machinas.

One does not simply recover their magical horn powers.



cornholio4 >> learn information about how to kill evil dragons

This would be a really good command if you weren't stuck in the basement. For one thing, the only book in here, let alone one with dragon-related content, is the one that Bertha left you. And you can't really trust what's inside, can you? CAN YOU?

You're left scratching your head as you consider how you might learn anything from a book that doesn't specify that sort of information. Besides, you've already read that particular book, and all you found was information about how awesome she was and how likely you were to die if you tried to go after Spike.

You are 90% convinced it was self-penned.

Best try this one again later.



cornholio4 >> be prepared for anything

Why, you're Twilight Sparkle, Git Dimlits! Of course you're prepared. In fact, you think you have a secret stash of emergency goods right here in this very basement! It's lurking there, in the funny corner. But it's pretty dark in here, and you can't see too well. Maybe you should worry about finding an alternate light source before your head melts.

Your horn really isn't working too well anymore. It's starting to play the Crystal Empire anthem. The light is dimming.

You can check out the Brain-scanning equipment or perhaps Celestia's Secret Crates. Or do whatever else you want! But remember, your light's going out, and things are far harder to do in the dark.



drsonic1 >> Quickly retrieve hooves from roots

What? What's this, now? This doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Clearly, it can't be a reference to something else, could it? No. That's just silly! This is a completely new idea, totally not a ripoff of any such popular online psudeo web-comic series where user-feedback provides most of the drive! Besides, this is in a totally different perspective. This is first-person.

Also, you're Twilight.

So many, many differences.

Anyway, you pull your hooves out from the roots, and that helps you able to walk around. You have no idea how your hooves got there in the first place, but you're glad to have them back.

You have gained new skill: Mobility!!

In addition to looking, talking, eating, licking, speaking, touching, and other such nonsense, you now can walk. Walking is truly such an overlooked skill.Without it, you are essentially just a head on a blob.



InspiraX1234 >> The next command

Why yes. You WILL follow the next command. Thank you for that clarification. I believe we all needed that. Celestia forbid we get stuck right here and now at the very beginning of the story because we didn't know that we should do the next thing in line. Thank Glob for people like you, otherwise we'd be seeing the game over screen every other post.



Sketchy Markks >> recover your magic

Oh dear, another one.

Listen people. Let's be specific here. Generalities do not a Twilight make! Twilight would love to recover her magic, but there's a sort of funny puzzle thing in place. You know. Having to find items and use items and work it out by yourself. Sweeping statements about how she should do things isn't going to get the job done!



But really, there isn't time for this right now! Your horn's running out of juice. You need to find an alternative source of light, and fast!

Better get to it, before terrible things happen.

What do you do?

>> Please Enter Command

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