Hello, boys and girls. This is a story that I like to call "Apple Bloom and the Wolf".

  Are you sitting comfortably?

  ...

  Good. Then, let's begin.

  The characters are as follows...

  Owlowicious, as the Bird.

  Gummy, the toothless alligator, as the Duck.

  Opalescence is the Cat.

  ... okay, she's not actually the Cat. She's just, you know, REPRESENTING the Cat.

  The part of the grandfather would be played by Big Macintosh... but he said that he couldn't make it, so we took Applejack instead.

  The Wolf will be played by... well... himself. We couldn't find any good wolf actors.

  And, of course, as always, the part of the Janitor will be played by Ditzy Doo. You may know her best by the name of Derpy Hooves.

  Well, that's it for the introductions. And now, the story.

  A long time ago... in a galaxy far, far away...

  Oh. Excuse me...