Memory: Prince Blueballs

“WHAT!?” Rarity screamed. “You expect me to do that after you just spit out my friend’s carefully baked food in front of her?”

“Oh please, my royal genitals need to be peed upon at least twice a day.” The white stallion was laying on his back in front of his no-name escort.

Rarity stared at the prince’s cock. He had pissed her off the entire night; she was on the last straw with him. There was something inside her that simply told her to do it. If he was going to piss her off, she might as well piss on him!

Prince Blueblood’s dick began to erect as he saw the majestic unicorn undressing. She removed her pink and yellow dress sexily with her magic. She creased it and gently placed it on the side. Her shawl fell loosely out in front of her.

Rarity pressed her pussy against his rod. How’s this for lady-like, you royal asshole. It felt great breaking her graceful charms for just a moment. Her pee flowed down onto his stomach, warming his cock and balls on the way.

Blueblood felt his shaft being rubbed up and down by the sexy mare’s leaking flower. His inner flanks were becoming soaked with her warm, yellow piss. He felt the marejuice slowly running out. “Suckle upon my royal cock. It is time for you to receive.”

What ludicrousness was piercing Rarity’s regal ears? It had been months since she had been laid properly by a stallion. Her pussy was wet with marelube; she wanted Blueblood to be inside her, no matter what her annoyance and standards were telling her.

She couldn't resist backing up and placing her lips upon his erection. Her tongue picked up a taste of her own urine around the tip. Her soggy, rough, orange tongue descended his shaft, picking up her own salty fluids on the way down.

Blueblood felt wonderful as her hot tongue caressed his rock-hard member. He could feel a deep sense of pleasure as the white unicorn started taking his penis into her mouth. Her warm throat was taking it inside. Her dripping genitals were right in his sight as her sexy flanks hovered over him. The last drip of her urine mixed with tangy arousal splashed onto his lip. Blueblood was close to cumming as he tasted his subject’s sex juice. The repeated rubbing and teasing of his cock was too much for him to take.

Semen squirted into Rarity’s mouth as Blueblood came hard. The jizz overflowed, squeezing its way out of her delicate mouth. His semen wasn’t the best tasting thing in the world, but the idea of liquid orgasm running down her throat was a turn on. She could feel his member softening and a new liquid flowing into her mouth.

“Ahh, I love releasing my royal bladder.”

Piss was squirting down Rarity’s throat as she held his cock in her mouth. She had never tasted anypony’s urine before. It wasn’t bad, it wasn’t good; if it was going to make him happy to swallow it, she would do it to get her pussy penetrated. The warm liquid stopped flowing. The salty after-taste wasn’t very pleasant.

Floating her shawl to her lips, she released his penis from her mouth and dabbed the leftover semen and pee off of her lips. Her heart was pounding; even being dominated by this asshole would be exciting enough.

Rarity walked past the stunned prince, still recovering from his orgasm. Finding a soft spot of grass she gently got onto her back. “Oh Blueblood, a certain lady requires certain feelings to be removed.” Rarity eyed sensually as Blueblood got onto his hooves. She spread her haunches and touched crotch. Wet arousal soaked onto her hoof. With a piercing glare, Rarity licked her own arousal off of her forehoof.

“Oh please, is that supposed to impress me? No way is my royal member going anywhere near your piggish slut-hole.” Prince Blueblood had been adequately pleasured by the peasant’s mouth.

Rarity’s brain was shot. What did this guy just say!? SLUT-HOLE!?!? She was pissed as the worthless 'prince' walked away.

“I BET ALL YOUR BOYFRIENDS CALL YOU PRINCE BLUEBALLS!”

Rarity’s head hurt; she couldn’t tell if she was back at the boutique, dreaming, or dead. Did that really happen? What in Celestia's name is wrong with me?