My Pony Crush Is Real, and I'm in Her World!
Chapter 5: The reluctant party pony
Previous Chapter"So, you met me and my friends, I gave you a cake," In a way, I guess, "Now I just need to throw you a party!" Said Pinkie, all energetic. Great, now I got to tell her. God, why?
"Uh... I'm not really into parties. I always ruin it," True story, by the way. Me just BEING there gets people out of the 'happy party' mode into a 'want to hurt me' mode.
"Don't worry, Pulse. The party is FOR you. Ponies will HAVE to come," said Pinkie, trying to cheer me up.
"The thing is, even when its my birthday, no pony cares. Well, except my family. I don't know if you should bother with the party," I said, admitting why I dislike parties. But then, I see her face. God, why me?
"You sure you don't want to, Pulse?" asked Pinkie, in a sad voice.
"Gah, that face! Ugh, Fine..." I said, giving up on a no go for the party. Meh, at least I didn'y make Pinkie Pie cry. That's good.
"Yay! OK, I will start putting the party together. It will take me a while, though. So could you girls give Pulse a tour of Ponyville, while I set up the welcome party?" asked Pinkie.
"Sure Pinkie. No problem," answered Twilight. I am actually going to enjoy having this tour. I may be shown places that are not in the show. Who knows?
"We don't need to show you Sugar Cube corner, because you just came from there. So, we'll show you the rest of town," said Twilight. Sounds good to me. I hope this is going to be a good life in Ponyville. Speaking of a good life, I'm even singing that in my head right now.
"So, this is the public library. You wont believe me, but its also where I live," Said Twilight
"Wait, you live in a library?" I repeated, even though I knew that. I need to try to act like I know nothing about Ponyville, or the show.
"Well, yeah. Want to come inside, and possibly take a look around?" asked Twilight.
"Sure. Why not?" I answered. I wonder if Spike is home. Amazingly, I as I was thinking it, Twilight said it.
"Spike, you home?" yelled Twilight when we walked in.
"yeah, up here! Whats up?" yelled Spike from upstairs.
"Just giving a new pony a tour of Ponyville. We're starting here," responded Twilight.
"New pony?" asked Spike as he poked his head out the door to the stairs.
"Woah, you got a pet Dragon?" I asked, trying to sound as surprised as possible.
"I'm not a pet! Why does every pony think that when they see me?!" said an angry Spike
"Sorry. Just surprised." I said, trying to cool him down.
"Never mind him, Pulse. Why don't you look for a book, and we'll continue the tour after you find one," said Twilight.
"Uh... I don't have a saddle bag. How am I supposed to carry it around?" I asked.
"Oh! Well, I have a lot of extras. You can have one of them," Offered Twilight. She went and got a bag, and put a picture of my cutie mark on it with her magic. Got to love magic. Can do loads of things.
"Spike sure is in a jumpy mood, for a baby dragon," I added.
"He's always like that when he hasn't eaten yet. Right spike?" Said Twilight. We look in Spikes direction, and he sticks his forked tounge at me. I can tell, when he doesn't eat, me and him are gonna be 'good friends'.
"Ignore him," Said Twilight. "So, what would you like to get?"
"Do you have books on the Paranormal?" I asked. This caught Twilight by surprise.
"The PARANORMAL?! You sure? We do have other books just as inter-"
"Yes, I'm sure I'm fine with paranormal," I interrupt Twilight.
"OK then. I think we have some books for that in here," said Twilight. After I get the books, witch was 2 because she didn't want to have me go overboard on something she doesn't believe in, we say bye to Spike, and continue the tour.
"Next stop, and this place I can guess you'll hang out a lot in, the music store," Said Rainbow Dash.
"Heh. Well, guess I will hang out here a lot. They got some nice choices of music. I didn't know that you guys had this stuff here. I thought this was only music where I come from," I say. I really will be hanging out here a lot.
"Oh yeah, you didn't tell us where it is you are from," said Rainbow. Buck... I didn't think of that. I remember in one fan fic that there is a pony version of Hawaii. I hope I remember what it was called.
"I'm from.... Haywaii.," I said, hoping they believe me, and that there is such thing as that place.
"Oh, that's cool. Pretty far, though. I guess you crashed out of being tired of flying from such a far distance," said Twilight. Phew, its real.
"Ah, tired, shmired. Ya'll must have had to go thrugh a'h lot of dangers to get er. Your quite a tough pegasis," said Applejack, making Rainbow Dash get a bit angry.
"Well, I suppose we should continue the tour. Let's have the next stop be at my Boutique!" Said Rarity. I'm guessing she want's to make me something. As usual, typical Rarity.
"Ugh, you guys continue the tour without me. I'm bailing," said Rainbow, disgusted by the mention of the Boutique.
"I'mma go, to. To fru fru'y for ma'h style," Said Applejack.
"Humph... suit yourselves," said Rarity. On our way to the Boutique, we spot Pinkie Pie handing out invitations to ponies. She must have took a break from getting the party ready to tell some ponies about the party. Must be scheduled for later, when its gonna start.
"Well, here we are! Welcome to the Carousel Boutique! Where every garment is chic, unique, and magnifique!" There goes Rarity, saying that thing only fancy ponies understand. And, we happen to see Sweetie Belle, drawing.
"Rarity! Your back!" Screams Sweetie Belle hugging Rarity's front leg.
"Ahem. Yes, I'm back. Now, please let go of my leg. Your embarrassing me in front of my friends," said Rarity, feeling very awkward.
"oops. sorry. Oh, is he new? Are you showing him around? Hi, I'm Sweetie Belle! I'm part of the Cutie Mark Crusaders!" said Sweetie, in her usual energetic way.
"Hi. My name is Electric Pulse. I'm from Haywaii," I said.
"HAYWAII?! That's so cool!" said Sweetie.
"So, anyway, I want to make a nice garment for you that will match your personality," I knew it. Rarity wanted to make me some clothes.
"Well, we will come back later to continue the tour. We'll leave you be to make the clothes for Pulse. See you later!" Said Twilight. Well, this is probably gonna feel awkward for me that I'm being touched at places to make some clothes for me, and the fact that so far, best, day, ever!