"Ah, I see the cupcake destroyer is awake" Said Mr.Cake in a sarcastic and mocking tone. "For Celstia's sake, I was falling! How was I supposed to know I would land here?!" I said in a yelling tone, by mistake. "Easy deary. We fixed it, so no need to yell," said Mrs.Cake, saying her usual 'deary' like she does in the show. "Yeah, about that. Pinkie here told me that she replaced it with a REAL cupcake." I told them "Wait, she WHAT?! Pinkie, again?" Said Mr.Cake. I was surprised that she did this before. "Sorry, Mr.Cake. I'll go help you get it down." Translation, she's gonna eat it in one bite, like she did with the mixed up sweets cake in the MMMystery episode. "Thanks Pinkie." Said Mr.Cake, relieved she will 'clean up', her mess. "I can guess your starving, from being asleep for 24 hours straight? I would," said Mrs.Cake

"Wait, back up. Did you just say I have been asleep for A WHOLE DAY?!" I said, freaked out. "Yes." How hard did I hit my head. "Well... I must have hit my head pretty hard. I guess I am a bit hungry," More like STARVING! I've been asleep for more than a day. "Good. What would you like, deary?" What would I like? I hope they have bagels. I used to love to eat them back home. "Do you have Bagels?" I asked "Why yes, we do," THANK CELESTIA! "Could I have plain bagels with cream cheese, please?" I asked, trying to be polite. "Of course. Just wait here, and I'll get it ready," Before she walked in the kitchen, I added, "And don't toast it! Just heat it up!" "Sure thing" Said Mrs. Cake, walking in the kitchen. "PINKIE! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" Yelled Mr.Cake, outside. I could only guess she made her mouth be huge and ate the cupcake in one bite. Typical Pinkie. Breaking the laws a physics, and probably dislocating her jaw for a few seconds.

"Here you go, deary. Bagels with cream cheese," an, my favorite breakfast food is now ready to meet my stomach acids. You know, not many ponies order these here." I can guess why. This is a sweets store. "I still can't understand most of the things you do, Pinkie Pie." Said Mr.Cake, in a confused tone. "Just being me, Mr.Cake." Called it. I knew she would say that to him when he says that. "Oh, what are those your eating?" Pinkie asked, with her face right next to mine, making me blush.

"These are called Bagels, Pinkie. They are like donuts, but with no icing." She looked at me confused. "And what is on it instead?" She never saw Bagels before? "Cream cheese. Makes it taste better." "Cheese can be turned into cream? How funny is that?" There she goes, being her random self again. "You know, you can try it, if you want. Have the other half. I was planing on saving it, but you can..." right when i said, 'you can have the other half', she jumped over to the other side of the table and at the half I left in one bite. Just like the giant cupcake. "Thanks, Pulse!" I wonder when she's gonna do the- "Oh, I almost forgot," Right on cue. "I forgot to welcome you! Wait here!" Then, one moment she was there, the next, she was a pink dust cloud. She is fast. And now, she's gonna go get the welcome cart. I'm half hoping she mixes up the cake and the streamers. I want cake in my face. And right when I'm sitting back down to go back to waiting, Pinkie is back with the cart next to her. How did she do that so fast and manage to get the cart in here?

Must be her crazy defy physics thing she does. And now, here comes the song. After the confetti gets thrown in my face, the cannon goes, off, and cake is thrown all over me. "oops. I guess i mixed up the cake and the confetti. Again. He he!" And, i should expect yelling. "Pinkie! You just got cake all over a new customer! And the wall of the shop!" Said Mr. and Mrs. Cake in perfect tune. "Sorry. I'll get the cake off of Pulse here, and you get rid of the wall cake." I think they will be there for a while. Probably have to close the store until they clean it. When she started to clean me, I didn't expect her to LICK IT OFF of me! "What the-?" "this is the quickest way I know to get cake off of ponies!" This made me blush some more, but luckily there was cake over me, so Pinkie didn't see. Thank Celestia she didn't.

Yup. Pinkie is one of my crushes. "Uhh.... please stop. I think I can get the rest off of me."

"You sure, Pulse?"

"Very"

"Oke Doki Loki!" Now. Time to do bathroom rinse body time.And feel akward time, too...

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