My Pony Crush Is Real, and I'm in Her World!by Happy_McDull
Chapters
The light
So, here I am, sitting in my room, reading fan fictions, and nothing to do. At times I role play, go on Equestria Daily, or lay in my bed and continue my dream. You know, there are different types of Bronies, right? Well, here are some examples. There is the rule 34. They have a sexual dream for the ponies. This is the only time where i ignore the Brony motto, 'Love and Tolerate'.
There are the artists, who, well, make art. I do that, but I don't post. There are fan fiction makers. I only read. There are the closet Bronies, who are Bronies in secret. And, like me, there are the crush Bronies. They are when they have a crush on a character in the show, but not in the rule 34 way. I have one on three, but not sure who to just have it on that one mare. So, I keep thinking on how.
My personality is what makes me have a crush on the three mares. Anyway, instead of me talking about myself, let me tell you about the day a light came in my room, and let me go anywhere I wanted.
"Adam, remember to brush your teeth!", my mom yelled from the kitchen. "I already did!" I lied. I didn't think it mattered. I didn't even eat dinner, and only had a drink at lunch time. Why do I have to brush when I didn't eat? "OK, well I got to go. My friend invited me to meet her at star bucks". She's been going for days. "You have fun, mom. I'll see you when ever you get back."
"That will be 2 hours." This was a surprise "Gosh, you having a party, or something?" I asked "Funny". After she left for star bucks, I watched recorded episodes of Season 3. I wont delete them until they are added to to the internet, or something. But then in my room, I saw a light. I turned off my TV, and walked in. Then my whole room turned white. In front of me, words appeared. It said, "Say the name of any world, real or not, and you will go there, and it will be real if the place is not."
I thought that this was a joke my neighbors where playing on me. They do that a lot. "Uhhh.... Ponyville, Equestria? "Then the white disappeared and then I was in the cartoon world of ponyville. I was at first exited, until I saw where EXACTLY I was. In the sky, way high up at about 13 stories, I guessed. Then while I was falling, I felt my body in pain. I looked at my body, and I was turning purple! I look at my body itself, the SHAPE was changing. I new I was awake because I was in pain. I felt something grow on my back. I guessed a tail. Then i felt something coming out of my sides. "Buck, if only I knew how to fly!" I though when I saw they were wings. When I looked back down, the last thing I saw, was a giant cupcake. And it was about to become my landing platform.
The first day
I woke up in a bed that smelled of candy. The first thing that popped into my head after I smelled the candy was: "Either I'm in Bon-Bon's house or Sugarcube Corner." I tried to get out of bed, but then I just fell flat on my face. This alerted who put me in the bed and I heard someone coming up the stairs. I was freaked out. I didn't know what was going on, or if this was the end, and it was a dumb thought, too--because for crying out loud, I was in Ponyville. Nothing that could kill me would happen here unless I went into the Everfree Forest.
I tried to get up in a different way, but then I failed again. This time, the person who helped me saw it. "Why in the wide world of Equestria are you getting up that way, silly?" Oh, buck. I knew that voice. I looked behind me, and the pony who smelled of cotton candy stood there: the one and only Pinkie Pie.
Meet the Cakes
"Ah, I see the cupcake destroyer is awake" Said Mr.Cake in a sarcastic and mocking tone. "For Celstia's sake, I was falling! How was I supposed to know I would land here?!" I said in a yelling tone, by mistake. "Easy deary. We fixed it, so no need to yell," said Mrs.Cake, saying her usual 'deary' like she does in the show. "Yeah, about that. Pinkie here told me that she replaced it with a REAL cupcake." I told them "Wait, she WHAT?! Pinkie, again?" Said Mr.Cake. I was surprised that she did this before. "Sorry, Mr.Cake. I'll go help you get it down." Translation, she's gonna eat it in one bite, like she did with the mixed up sweets cake in the MMMystery episode. "Thanks Pinkie." Said Mr.Cake, relieved she will 'clean up', her mess. "I can guess your starving, from being asleep for 24 hours straight? I would," said Mrs.Cake
"Wait, back up. Did you just say I have been asleep for A WHOLE DAY?!" I said, freaked out. "Yes." How hard did I hit my head. "Well... I must have hit my head pretty hard. I guess I am a bit hungry," More like STARVING! I've been asleep for more than a day. "Good. What would you like, deary?" What would I like? I hope they have bagels. I used to love to eat them back home. "Do you have Bagels?" I asked "Why yes, we do," THANK CELESTIA! "Could I have plain bagels with cream cheese, please?" I asked, trying to be polite. "Of course. Just wait here, and I'll get it ready," Before she walked in the kitchen, I added, "And don't toast it! Just heat it up!" "Sure thing" Said Mrs. Cake, walking in the kitchen. "PINKIE! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" Yelled Mr.Cake, outside. I could only guess she made her mouth be huge and ate the cupcake in one bite. Typical Pinkie. Breaking the laws a physics, and probably dislocating her jaw for a few seconds.
"Here you go, deary. Bagels with cream cheese," an, my favorite breakfast food is now ready to meet my stomach acids. You know, not many ponies order these here." I can guess why. This is a sweets store. "I still can't understand most of the things you do, Pinkie Pie." Said Mr.Cake, in a confused tone. "Just being me, Mr.Cake." Called it. I knew she would say that to him when he says that. "Oh, what are those your eating?" Pinkie asked, with her face right next to mine, making me blush.
"These are called Bagels, Pinkie. They are like donuts, but with no icing." She looked at me confused. "And what is on it instead?" She never saw Bagels before? "Cream cheese. Makes it taste better." "Cheese can be turned into cream? How funny is that?" There she goes, being her random self again. "You know, you can try it, if you want. Have the other half. I was planing on saving it, but you can..." right when i said, 'you can have the other half', she jumped over to the other side of the table and at the half I left in one bite. Just like the giant cupcake. "Thanks, Pulse!" I wonder when she's gonna do the- "Oh, I almost forgot," Right on cue. "I forgot to welcome you! Wait here!" Then, one moment she was there, the next, she was a pink dust cloud. She is fast. And now, she's gonna go get the welcome cart. I'm half hoping she mixes up the cake and the streamers. I want cake in my face. And right when I'm sitting back down to go back to waiting, Pinkie is back with the cart next to her. How did she do that so fast and manage to get the cart in here?
Must be her crazy defy physics thing she does. And now, here comes the song. After the confetti gets thrown in my face, the cannon goes, off, and cake is thrown all over me. "oops. I guess i mixed up the cake and the confetti. Again. He he!" And, i should expect yelling. "Pinkie! You just got cake all over a new customer! And the wall of the shop!" Said Mr. and Mrs. Cake in perfect tune. "Sorry. I'll get the cake off of Pulse here, and you get rid of the wall cake." I think they will be there for a while. Probably have to close the store until they clean it. When she started to clean me, I didn't expect her to LICK IT OFF of me! "What the-?" "this is the quickest way I know to get cake off of ponies!" This made me blush some more, but luckily there was cake over me, so Pinkie didn't see. Thank Celestia she didn't.
Yup. Pinkie is one of my crushes. "Uhh.... please stop. I think I can get the rest off of me."
"You sure, Pulse?"
"Very"
"Oke Doki Loki!" Now. Time to do bathroom rinse body time.And feel akward time, too...
Time to meet the rest of the gang!
When I get back from cleaning myself, Pinkie is waiting at the bottom of the stairs. "Ready?"
"For what?" What do I mean 'For what?', I think she means to meet the other 5.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you," No duh, Pinkie. "I want you to met my friends! Its gonna be fun!"
"I bet it will. Can't wait to meet them," I said, trying to hold my eagerness to meet the rest of the mane 6. One thing I can say, I think Rainbow Dash is gonna think my name sounds cool. After all, she KNOWS everything about coolness. And I bet Rarity is gonna comment me on the way my mane looks like. Typical Rarity.
"So, lets go, Pulse!" And off we go! I wonder if we go to each of there houses, or if she'll take me to a place she planned to meet. My gut says she planned a place to meet.
"I'd take you to each of there homes, but it be hard to get to my friend, Rainbow Dash. She lives in the clouds," And give a clap for me, because my gut was right! We go to a garden. I see the five sitting on a bench talking. Twilight is the first to see us.
"She's here, girls. And she brought the new pony," She didn't tell them my name yet? Meh, I guess she wants me to introduce myself. In fact, I was going to, anyway.
"Well, here he is, girls!" said Pinkie, telling them I'm the pony she talked about.
"My my, what amazing pattern your mane has, darling. I must ask, did you dye it, or is it natural?" asked Rarity. Another win for me! My gut was right again.
"Its natural. I agree that it looks amazing," I said. I planed my colors perfectly.
"I actual agree with Rarity on this one. Your mane does look cool," said Rainbow Dash. I knew she would say that. 3 points for my gut!
"I-I like it, too" said Fluttershy, very quietly.
"Nice to meet you, sir. May you please tell us your name?" Said Twilight, as she shook my hoof.
"My name is Electric Pulse," I responded.
"That sounds like yall er fast. Fast like lightni'n," said Applejack. I like that she thinks that. I guess I may be fast, because of me being a pegasis and all.
"I can guess that Pinkie already introduced herself. now its our turn for introduction," said Twilight. "This is Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and I am Twilight Sparkle. Welcome to ponyville," I already feel happy knowing that I now live in ponyville.
"Oh!" said a surprised Fluttershy. "What is it?"
"Y-your cutie mark. I like it. I like to sing, too." Why does every-pony look at my flank? I know its to look at my cutie mark, so I shouldn't feel weird about it, but because I need to get used to living in ponyville, I need to learn the customs of this place. I know the fan fics tell the customs, but I need to know the REAL customs. This is gonna be interesting...
The reluctant party pony
"So, you met me and my friends, I gave you a cake," In a way, I guess, "Now I just need to throw you a party!" Said Pinkie, all energetic. Great, now I got to tell her. God, why?
"Uh... I'm not really into parties. I always ruin it," True story, by the way. Me just BEING there gets people out of the 'happy party' mode into a 'want to hurt me' mode.
"Don't worry, Pulse. The party is FOR you. Ponies will HAVE to come," said Pinkie, trying to cheer me up.
"The thing is, even when its my birthday, no pony cares. Well, except my family. I don't know if you should bother with the party," I said, admitting why I dislike parties. But then, I see her face. God, why me?
"You sure you don't want to, Pulse?" asked Pinkie, in a sad voice.
"Gah, that face! Ugh, Fine..." I said, giving up on a no go for the party. Meh, at least I didn'y make Pinkie Pie cry. That's good.
"Yay! OK, I will start putting the party together. It will take me a while, though. So could you girls give Pulse a tour of Ponyville, while I set up the welcome party?" asked Pinkie.
"Sure Pinkie. No problem," answered Twilight. I am actually going to enjoy having this tour. I may be shown places that are not in the show. Who knows?
"We don't need to show you Sugar Cube corner, because you just came from there. So, we'll show you the rest of town," said Twilight. Sounds good to me. I hope this is going to be a good life in Ponyville. Speaking of a good life, I'm even singing that in my head right now.
"So, this is the public library. You wont believe me, but its also where I live," Said Twilight
"Wait, you live in a library?" I repeated, even though I knew that. I need to try to act like I know nothing about Ponyville, or the show.
"Well, yeah. Want to come inside, and possibly take a look around?" asked Twilight.
"Sure. Why not?" I answered. I wonder if Spike is home. Amazingly, I as I was thinking it, Twilight said it.
"Spike, you home?" yelled Twilight when we walked in.
"yeah, up here! Whats up?" yelled Spike from upstairs.
"Just giving a new pony a tour of Ponyville. We're starting here," responded Twilight.
"New pony?" asked Spike as he poked his head out the door to the stairs.
"Woah, you got a pet Dragon?" I asked, trying to sound as surprised as possible.
"I'm not a pet! Why does every pony think that when they see me?!" said an angry Spike
"Sorry. Just surprised." I said, trying to cool him down.
"Never mind him, Pulse. Why don't you look for a book, and we'll continue the tour after you find one," said Twilight.
"Uh... I don't have a saddle bag. How am I supposed to carry it around?" I asked.
"Oh! Well, I have a lot of extras. You can have one of them," Offered Twilight. She went and got a bag, and put a picture of my cutie mark on it with her magic. Got to love magic. Can do loads of things.
"Spike sure is in a jumpy mood, for a baby dragon," I added.
"He's always like that when he hasn't eaten yet. Right spike?" Said Twilight. We look in Spikes direction, and he sticks his forked tounge at me. I can tell, when he doesn't eat, me and him are gonna be 'good friends'.
"Ignore him," Said Twilight. "So, what would you like to get?"
"Do you have books on the Paranormal?" I asked. This caught Twilight by surprise.
"The PARANORMAL?! You sure? We do have other books just as inter-"
"Yes, I'm sure I'm fine with paranormal," I interrupt Twilight.
"OK then. I think we have some books for that in here," said Twilight. After I get the books, witch was 2 because she didn't want to have me go overboard on something she doesn't believe in, we say bye to Spike, and continue the tour.
"Next stop, and this place I can guess you'll hang out a lot in, the music store," Said Rainbow Dash.
"Heh. Well, guess I will hang out here a lot. They got some nice choices of music. I didn't know that you guys had this stuff here. I thought this was only music where I come from," I say. I really will be hanging out here a lot.
"Oh yeah, you didn't tell us where it is you are from," said Rainbow. Buck... I didn't think of that. I remember in one fan fic that there is a pony version of Hawaii. I hope I remember what it was called.
"I'm from.... Haywaii.," I said, hoping they believe me, and that there is such thing as that place.
"Oh, that's cool. Pretty far, though. I guess you crashed out of being tired of flying from such a far distance," said Twilight. Phew, its real.
"Ah, tired, shmired. Ya'll must have had to go thrugh a'h lot of dangers to get er. Your quite a tough pegasis," said Applejack, making Rainbow Dash get a bit angry.
"Well, I suppose we should continue the tour. Let's have the next stop be at my Boutique!" Said Rarity. I'm guessing she want's to make me something. As usual, typical Rarity.
"Ugh, you guys continue the tour without me. I'm bailing," said Rainbow, disgusted by the mention of the Boutique.
"I'mma go, to. To fru fru'y for ma'h style," Said Applejack.
"Humph... suit yourselves," said Rarity. On our way to the Boutique, we spot Pinkie Pie handing out invitations to ponies. She must have took a break from getting the party ready to tell some ponies about the party. Must be scheduled for later, when its gonna start.
"Well, here we are! Welcome to the Carousel Boutique! Where every garment is chic, unique, and magnifique!" There goes Rarity, saying that thing only fancy ponies understand. And, we happen to see Sweetie Belle, drawing.
"Rarity! Your back!" Screams Sweetie Belle hugging Rarity's front leg.
"Ahem. Yes, I'm back. Now, please let go of my leg. Your embarrassing me in front of my friends," said Rarity, feeling very awkward.
"oops. sorry. Oh, is he new? Are you showing him around? Hi, I'm Sweetie Belle! I'm part of the Cutie Mark Crusaders!" said Sweetie, in her usual energetic way.
"Hi. My name is Electric Pulse. I'm from Haywaii," I said.
"HAYWAII?! That's so cool!" said Sweetie.
"So, anyway, I want to make a nice garment for you that will match your personality," I knew it. Rarity wanted to make me some clothes.
"Well, we will come back later to continue the tour. We'll leave you be to make the clothes for Pulse. See you later!" Said Twilight. Well, this is probably gonna feel awkward for me that I'm being touched at places to make some clothes for me, and the fact that so far, best, day, ever!