During le sexy time with Patriarch, Pinkie, and Confetti. Twilight Sparkle was still sitting with rest of mane 6 as they tried to comprehend what the hell just happened. "He just...he just got up and ran!" She said through tears. Celestia sighed as she walked over, disheartened by her student she decided to tell them the truth.

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This time the group awoke to find themselves in a somewhat familiar setting. "Hey guys! Look it's Manehattan!" Shouted Dyrilby jumping in glee as the city lights flickered on the horizon. "I've only been to the big haystack only a couple times now...let's give it a go shall we?" Asked Confetti who had somehow managed to don a tophat and monocle.

"I agree my good man! Come now lads it's impolite to keep a lady waiting!" Chirped Pinkie in a Rarity esque fashion. Seph and Dyrilby just shrugged. "I got bad memories from here man, still can't forget that little kid." Muttered Dyrilby grudgingly walking forward.

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"Okay so wait a minute, both DB and Confetti are from someplace called the 'OC' and because they didn't return after they died....the guardians of this 'OC' are now hunting them." Said Rainbow Dash air quoting whenever she said OC. Celestia just sighed and took a seat. "Yes that is exactly why I was shocked when OC guardians appeared because I thought I had already reached a deal with her." She muttered more to herself than to the group of six.

"Of all the worse things that could happen; THIS. IS THE WORST!" Shouted Rarity dramatically flinging herself on the couch in mock drama. "Quit it Rare, we gotta go after em'!" Said Applejack shoving the uptight mare off the couch.

"But um...where are we going to find them?" Piped Fluttershy. Celesita sighed.

"You will find them in the numbing soul consumping void that was named

The Internet." She said overdramatizing it and causing Fluttershy to squeak and hide behind Applejack.

In that moment Celestia had two thoughts running through her head; 1. "FLUTTERSHY Y U SO SQUEE?!?" She mentally shouted, 2. "Faust have mercy on their souls."

"If you choose to embark upon this quest then this will be waiting for you." She said magically conjuring a computer which was swaddled in changing lights and colors. "We gotta girls! If not fer the rest of them then for Pinkie! Y'all know she'd go fer any of us!' Reasoned Applejack making her way to the computer.

The rest of the 6 decided to pony up and follow. "Well Princess...I guess this is farewell." Sighed Twilight as she addressed her mentor for the last time.

"Do not fret Twilight, you will prevail." Replied her mentor smiling benevolently as the group was sucked into the computer.

(A/N: Longer chapter later and- HOLY SHIT IS THERE A STORY FORMING?!? Oh shit where's my sniffy powder?!? This calls for sniffy powder and wood mulch!)

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