Chapter 1

I awoke. It was late, and my beautiful moon and all the twinkling stars hung mesmerizingly in the black night sky over the sleeping mares and stallions. (I dared look no longer, for fear of such a dark sky reminding me about the incident with the Myazma - a living gas, not unlike my mane, which posesses ponies so as to make them do evil - but I won't go into the story now.) Celestia lay fast asleep on a chaise lounge, quietly snoring which was a good sign for me, as it showed she was fast asleep (and it was also a little bit funny!). I studied her carefully, before picking up some scissors using my magic and very carefully cutting a lock of her green hair off. She didn't feel it, I could see that from her peaceful dreaming not being interrupted. (I later learned her dream was of eating infinite cupcakes and never getting fat ;'D oh, I am laughing out loud.)

Teleporting back to Zecora's, I dropped my ingredients in the cauldron and stirred it up, carefully pouring warm water in as I did so.. This'll teach her, that evil dragon! I thought as I took off the royal shoes to push down and drain the magic from the poison joke leaves. Thus the potion was ready. Lifting a flask and filling it, I tested to see if it worked by giving a parasprite some. It was pink before my churning green creation of miscief touched its cute little lips, but it turned green soon enough. I trampled the adorable little demon spawn before it could reproduce. Then I teleported back to the castle and gently poured my concoction into Tia's mouth. She stirred, making me stop dead, but then settled again. Satisfied, I headed back to the Lunar Chambers for a morning's rest and Moonset spell.

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"LUNA!?!?!"

"Yes, sister?"

"Come to my chamber, and don't take long. I need to talk to you about something."

"Yes, sister." Just what I hoped for. Now to remember the face I made when I read my first clopfic and reuse it on Tia for added effect. I walked to her room and slowly opened the door.

"You see my coat? You see me? I am a horror! I cannot raise the sun for Equestria looking like this! What has happened??" I used THE FAEC.

"SISTER! How could this happen? I am truly sorry for you. You do look a terrible monstrosity. Certainly in no state to do your official duty." I was just winding her up, stalling her in a way. "Maybe I should raise the sun..." This was getting better and better by the minute. She was about to give me her responsibility when a green cloud of fire flashed in through the window and formed a scroll.

"This can't be what I think it is... It is. Oh, dear sweet ME! Twilight Stupid has decided to schedule herself into a personal meeting tomorrow! I can't see her like this!" For a moment, I wondered if there was a way to mix up one of the same kinds of potion they used in Harry Trotter, here in Equestria...

"Sister... Is there a way I could be transformed to look just like you, and take over your responsibilities until there is a cure for your ailment?" I had been thinking of the Fillyjuice potion Hermiopony made. She thought for a moment, and adressed me.

"There is one way..."