"What's this?" you're probably asking. "Where's the chapter? What's with the two blank chapters ahead of this one? And why is the author reading my thoughts?" Well, dear reader, first let me say that I am shocked and appalled at your browser history. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now to answer your question, let me ask this:
What's that over there?

Why, it's a crate! And I happen to have a key right here, so we open that, and...

"Pyrovision goggles?" you're probably saying. "But you can't get those out of crates!"

Well, you're right, but I am not Valve, yes? Anyway, what could this mean?
Simple, my loyal reader. The next chapter will be presented in both normal, boring reality, and Pyrovision!TM
The same things will happen regardless, and future chapters will not be in Pyrovision, sadly, nor will you be able to read other stories with the goggles.

So, reader of mine, what will it be?