Mystery Pinkie Pie Theater 3000
Chapter 39: Guest Submission: Luna's Magic Wand, Chaper 1
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Today's riff is a story by RagingSemi.
Do I need to say anything else?
Hello, hola, buon giorno, and Guten Tag, paxtofettel here! You may or may not know me (possibly the latter) for such stories as “Unrequited”, “Happy Hearth’s Warming”, “Hidden Feelings”, and so on. Now, being an avid fan of MST3K, I was highly entertained by Mr. Homely’s Mystery Pinkie Pie Theater 3000, which I believe is one of the most funniest MST3K/MLP parodies ever. As such, I was delighted to hear that RatherHomely was allowing other users to create their own riffs and have him feature them on his story. So, here I am doing a riff for a humanized clop fic featuring Luna and Celestia. This fic was written by none other than RagingSemi, an author whose popularity still baffles me to this very day. You can find the unriffed version here. I will warn you here on out, I am not RatherHomely. As such, I may not do the Author character any honors. But, as the man upstairs as my witness, I do swear to do my best. Que los disfruten! – Paxtofettel
Author: Let’s see…what to write next? I’ve got it: a crossover of MLP and Freespace 2! Oh Author, you are a genius.
Celestia:(Walks into the room) Um, excuse me?
Author: Princess Celestia? Luna? What are you two doing here?
Luna: HAIL HUMAN! WE HAVE BEEN ASKED TO COME HERE!
Author: GAH! Do you always have to do that?
Luna: (hangs head) Forgive me, we are still working on not using the Royal Canterlot Voice.
Celestia: You’re making progress; at least you’re not speaking in the archaic tongue as much. (Turns to Author) Anyway, about us being here; we were actually invited here.
Author: By who?
Luna: By my sister’s best student. Something about a big surprise.
Author: Surprise? What did she mean a bi… oh that cowardly- Celestia, Luna, get out while you still can!
Celestia: Why? What is going on?
(Door closes and locks as Pinkie Pie appears on the TV screen)
Author: Ah, goddammit!
Pinkie Pie (From TV): Yoo-hoo!
Luna: Is that the Element of Laughter? What is she doing there?
Author: Oh Luna, you should have ran.
Pinkie Pie (From TV): Well Mr. Author, are you ready for your next fic?
Author: *Sigh* Might as well be.
Pinkie Pie (From TV): Today’s prank is a nice little fic featuring Luna and Celestia as humans.
Author: Doesn’t sound too bad.
Rainbow Dash (From TV): Did she forget to mention that they do very “naughty” things in the story?
Author: Spoke too soon. Celestia, I’m not forcing you to read this. You can just cover your eyes if you want.
Celestia: Don’t worry, I’m not keen on letting anyone suffer alone. We will help you, right Luna?
Luna: Indeed, dear sister.
Author: Thanks guys. Alright Pinkie, lay it on us.
Pinkie Pie (From TV): Press the button, Dashie.
Rainbow Dash (From TV): I told you not to call me that! (Presses button).
(Buzzer sounds.)
Author: WE GOT STORY SIGN!
Luna’s Magic Wand
Luna: Preposterous! Alicorns do not need wands! Our magic is pure, not artificial.
Celestia: Uh Luna, we’re not alicorns in this story, we’re humans.
Author: Still, it’d be funny to see an immortal god pony use a wand. (Gets slapped by Luna)
Celestia: Luna!
Author: It’s okay, I’m used to it.
Luna ascended the long spiral staircase to her bedchamber. She was worn out after a long day of royal duties.
Luna: “If I have to read another complaint on the state of cheese, I am going to kill somepony”
Author: Don’t you mean somebody?
Luna: Silence mortal!
Those duties were mostly ceremonial. They were long, boring, and uncomfortable, punctuated sporadically by actual high-pressure decision making that could impact the lives of thousands of human beings.
Celestia: “Ugh, a leader shouldn’t be making these decisions. Let the Royal Cook do it.”
It was made worse because Celestia had been out of Canterlot most of the day on a royal visit.
Author: Actually, it turned out that she was just out buying groceries.
Celestia: You know how hard it is to find a grocery store that has cottage cheese? Seriously, what gives?
She opened the door and found her sister already naked and sitting up in bed. She had her glasses on, reading a newspaper. Celestia had a long retinue of advisers and informants telling her what was going on in her realm. But she liked to read the paper to see what they hadn’t told her. Luna slipped off her gown, undergarments, and slid into bed.
Author: Last chance girls. You can just close your eyes and pretend this never existed.
Luna: Hmph! A mere fic shall not do me any harm.
Author: Are you sure? I’ve been doing this for a while, so I know things are going to get worse from here.
Celestia: Oh it can’t be that bad. Though, if the story does take a turn for the disgusting, Luna and I can just cast a spell to remove any memory of it.
Author: God, I wish I had that power. Alright, suit yourselves then.
She rolled over to her sister. Celestia moved her arm out of the way so that Luna could rest her head on her lap. Luna smiled up at her.
“So,” Luna said. “How was your day. Did your day go?
Celestia: Three paragraphs in, and already we run into some grammar troubles.
Author: It’s all going to go downhill from here.
I hope it was better than mine. Did you enjoy your trip?” Before letting her answer, Luna latched onto one of Celestia’s nipples and started suckling. This was a very old habit of hers. Luna found it helped her relax. So did Celestia, for that matter. It was often the favorite part of the day. Sometimes Celestia would sing her little sister to sleep like this. Celestia ran her fingers through Luna’s long, luxurious blue hair, caressing her scalp.
Luna: When did Celly suddenly become my mother; mom has been dead for 3 centuries.
Author: Looks like the author needs to brush up on his fictional history.
“It wasn’t bad for a day away from the office,” Celestia answered. “Those young fliers aren’t as good as the Wonderbolts.
Rainbow Dash (From TV): Ya darn right!
Author: Get out of here! We’re in the middle of a fic.
Luna: Oh, I wish we weren’t.
But they have some decent tricks. I saw my student. She was there today.” Celestia started to hum a lullaby to Luna, while checking the editorials.
“Wait a minute,” said Luna with a smack.
Celestia: “Ow! Why did you hit me?”
Luna: “Sorry, it calms me down.”
“You mean Twilight. She doesn’t have a pair of wings. What was she doing up at Cloudsdale?”
Author: “Has Discord been released again?”
“Oh,” Celestia answered. “She was just going to visit a winged friend of hers that was in the show. She cast a cloud walking spell, just like I did. Took a balloon with a group.”
“Huh,” said Luna, teasing a nipple with her teeth. “That’s fairly advanced for a girl her age.”
Luna: “Most girls can only cast spells that can destroy all life on the planet, but a cloud walking spell? That is some serious magic.”
“That’s nothing,” Celestia said. “She actually first cast a Flutterwing spell on one of her friends. Imagine, using a friend to experiment with dangerous magic. Some friendship.”
“Flutterwing spell?” Luna asked.
“Yeah.”
“The one with gossamer and morning dew.”
“That’s the one. Big beautiful butterfly wings.”
Author: As opposed to small ugly moth wings.
“That’s incredible. I had no idea your student was so powerful with transformation magic. That’s nearly as powerful as it gets. I can’t believe she can do so much for a girl so young.
“You’re not jealous, are you?” Celestia smiled.
Author: U jelly?
Luna sat up straight in bed, on her knees. “What? Jealous? Please. Why would I be jealous of your student?”
"Isn’t transformation magic one of your specialities? Are you worried about being upstaged.”
Celestia: I though raising the moon was your specialty.
Luna: Eh, transformation is more of a hobby actually.
“Are you serious? That spell is nothing to power like mine. I merely commented on her being advanced for her age. She is insignificant.”
“Oh yeah?” Celestia teased. Let’s see you do something significant than.”
Celestia: “I dare you to stand on one foot and count to one-thousand whilst flapping your arms like a bird.”
Luna scrunched up her face, stuck out her lower lip. Nobody could pout quite like Luna. She raised one hand and snapped her fingers. A few small sparks flew from her fingertips, and there was an audible sizzle of magic.
Celestia: “Luna, did you just set the butler on fire?”
Author: “SKIES ABOVE, IT HURTS!!”
The smile dropped from Celestia’s face. Luna’s pout turned into a naughty little grin. Celestia blinked in surprise. She looked her sister up and down. It was still the same Luna, sitting on her knees, naked on the bed. Petite frame, tiny perky tits, pale alabaster skin. There was anything changed about her at all, no giant butterfly wings, animal parts, or anything else indicating powerful transformation magic.
Author: Except for those bear hands protruding from her back.
The only thing different about Luna was that devious little smile.
Celestia looked at her own body. She felt her face with her hands, no apparent difference. She looked at her own hands, arms, grabbed her massive tits and held them up to look at them, from different angles.
Celestia: “Let’s see: 90 degrees? Nope. 180 degrees? Nothing.”
Nothing had changed; they were still unmarred paragons of feminine beauty. Then Celestia realized that the lower half of her body was still under the bed covers. She looked back to Luna. Luna’s grin had grown enormous proportions, ear-to-ear. Luna rarely looked this happy.
Luna: Except when I see the butler fall on his muzzle. Good times.
Author and Celestia: (Both stare at her in shock)
Luna: What?
Celestia threw off her covers and quickly drew in her breath with a sudden gasp. She was paralyzed with shock. From her perspective, it looked as if her clit had grown to huge proportions. It was perhaps two inches long, just less than an inch in diameter, it appeared to be covered in one long sleeve of skin, ending just past the tip of it.
Celestia and Luna: (Both stare at the story with mouths agape).
Author: I warned you, but you didn’t listen.
Celestia: Shut up.
Celestia could do nothing but stare at it. She kept watching it as Luna’s face came into view. Luna’s lips pursed. She kissed it, once, twice. Then she pressed her lips against the tip, and with a slurp she sucked the entire thing into her mouth. Celestia could feel Luna rolling it around with her tongue inside her mouth. Celestia was in ecstasy. She clutched her silk sheets with both hands. Luna withdrew it from her mouth just a bit before sucking it back in again. Celestia keenly noticed that the width of the thing had grown considerably. Luna wasn’t rolling it around with her tongue anymore, there wasn’t enough room left in her mouth anymore.
Celestia: It was still occupied by last night’s apple pie.
Luna: I like my food to be properly broken down before swallowing it.
She withdrew it and sucked back in, again and again. Each time she pulled it out it was longer, three inches, four inches, and was growing at the base as well.
Finally she sucked it all in again one last time, made some gulping noises, rolled her head left and right a bit, and then slowly, very slowing, pulled it out of her mouth. Five inches, six, seven. With a load smack Luna let go with her mouth completely. The thing was crowned by a large, engorged, pink head.
Author: Wait, Pinkie’s in this story too?
Celestia had a massive man’s penis, large even by Celestia’s considerable proportions.
Author: I think now would be a good time to take a break.
Celestia: Agreed. Luna?
Luna: Yes, please.
Author: So….what do you think about the story so far?
Celestia: Well…it’s interesting, I guess. A little bit, shall we say, la-
Luna: ’TIS AN ATROCITY! THE MOST VAPID PIECE OF LITERATURE THAT HAS EVER TRESPASSED ON MINE EYES! WHY, I’VE HALF A MIND TO BANISH THE AUTHOR TO THE DEEPEST, DARKEST PART OF TARTARUS! I MEAN, HOW DARE HE/SHE HAVE ME DO SUCH DISGUSTING THINGS; TO MY OWN SISTER, NO LESS?
Celestia: Now Luna, control yourself. As all stories, this one will end soon.
Author: Besides, I’ve read some REALLY disgusting stuff on this show.
Luna: (Takes deep breath) Okay, I am alright now. I think I need to rest for a while.
Author: Breaks done!
Luna: Oh buck me.
“What have you done?” Celestia gasped.
Luna: “Nothing sister, I merely declared war with all of the surrounding countries. Everything’s fine.”
“How do you know how to do that?”
“Hey,” said Luna, pouting a bit again, “a thousand years was a long time to spend in the moon. Alone. I had to find ways to amuse myself.”
Author: “Sometimes I threw moon rocks at the planet to see if it would kill anyone, but this was more useful.”
Celestia wasn’t paying attention. She was fascinated with her own cock. She reached out and gingerly touched it, feeling it up and down. She gripped it by the base, and slowly started sliding her grip up and down. She sighed heavily.
Celestia: “Goddess alive! This sigh must weigh about a ton!”
Celestia was in heaven.
Author: She died of an acute case of nasty fetish. The End (Slapped by Celestia). OW!
Celestia: Sorry, this story’s starting to get to me.
Luna watched in amusement as her sister threw off her reading glasses, got rid of her pillow, and slid down to lie completely horizontally on the bed. Celestia was sliding her hand up and down her cock, faster and faster. Luna was proud of herself, but she chose not to interrupt. She just sat back and started to play with herself as well.
Author: I would make a Duke Nukem reference, but this story is sucking the funny out of me.
Celestia and Luna: Who?
Author: Nevermind.
Luna was really having fun watching her sister jack off.
Celestia was pumping away furiously. Her eyes were wild.
Celestia: They had come from the deepest part of the Everfree Forest.
Her wrist was already tired and sore, but she didn’t care.
“Hey,” said Luna.
Celestia ignored her. She was biting her lower lip.
Author: “Mmm, tastes like chicken.”
“Hey, sis,” Luna said again.
Celestia still paid her no attention.
“Sis!,” Luna shouted, waving her hand in front of Celestia’s face, blocking Celestia’s view of her own cock in her own hand.
“What?” Celestia shouted back, impatiently. “Can’t you see I’m busy?” She was still jerking it.
“I can see,” Luna said. “I was just wondering if you were going to be playing with yourself all night, or if you were planning on fucking me some time.”
Author: Oh, here it comes.
Celestia: Goddess protect us.
Luna: ONWARDS!
Celestia looked at her sister, looked back at her dick, and looked again at Luna’s pussy, where she was fingering herself.
Celestia: “Duh, what am I supposed to do again?”
“Oh, hell yes,” Celestia said, and she bowled her sister over onto her back.
Author: You know, I’ve always wondered if ponies have a sort of Hell.
Celestia: We’re in it now.
Luna: Still, at least it is better than having to sit through that “You Gotta Share” song for all eternity.
Celestia: Definitely.
Author: Oh, yeah.
Luna shrieked with laughter. She was glad she had been preparing herself, Celestia wasn’t bothering with the foreplay. Celestia fumbled around with her dick, trying to stick in the wrong spots.
Author: Wow, you’re a real idiot in this story.
Luna: DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY SISTER THAT WAY!
Celestia: It’s okay Luna; he has a point.
Luna had to grab it and ease it in herself. Celestia flopped down on top of her, and awkwardly started thrusting in and out. My sister is fucking me like a virgin, Luna thought to herself,
Author: Shouldn’t that be in italics?
Celestia: Who cares? Let’s just get this over with.
I hope she hasn’t got a hair trigger.
Author: Didn’t know guns in Equestria had hair for triggers.
Celestia: I though it would look better.
Luna wrapped her legs around Celestia’s hips, and helped control her, calm her down. Luna had been taken plenty of men before, many well hung, but none of them had been her older sister. And she loved her sister more than anything else on earth.
Luna: Well, except for maybe some nice chocolate cake.
Celestia: Luna!
Luna: Oh, come on! Have you tasted it? Tastes like Elysium.
She was enjoying the best of both worlds. She marveled at how Celestia’s enormous tits were flopping over skinny body. Celestia’s body was sliding up and down on top of her, but her nipples didn’t move.
Celestia, for her part, was in an entirely different world, impossible to describe.
Author: Looks like Celestia has entered … The Twilight Zone.
Celestia: Oh, no!
On one level, she was feeling a physical sensation she had never known before, and couldn’t have even imagined. Luna’s pussy felt smooth, soft, wet as she penetrated it. It was pleasuring nerves that Celestia didn’t even have just a few minutes before. On another level, the psychological effect was perhaps even stronger.
Author: (German accent) It seems zat ze subject is suffering from an acute case of OOCness.
Celestia: Is there any hope for me, doctor?
Author: I’m afraid not.
Celestia was the ruler of the world.
Author: Don’t you mean “ruler of Equestria?”
She could have anything she wanted at any time. She was responsible for the lives of millions of people. She was synonymous with power. Her closest companion, her sister, was also the only one who came close to being a rival.
Celestia: The butler is pretty close though.
And now Luna was underneath her, being fucked by her. She had her scrawny legs wrapped around her. She was defenseless, helpless while lying on her back, lying and moaning. Power, control, domination- Celestia knew all those things well, but they felt different, some how. from behind an erection.
Celestia: Ugh, the author couldn’t really be bothered to use a comma there?
Author: Princess, I think it’s a good idea not to point out any grammar troubles. It’ll only prolong the torture.
Celestia: Point taken.
Celestia felt a new sensation. It came from well behind the base of her cock, it welled up inside her. It was the edge of an orgasm, similar to but subtly different than any orgasm she had ever known before. And yet, she was losing it.
Author: I guess you could say, she was losing her cool.
Luna: … That was absolutely atrocious.
Author: Bear with me, it’s the only way I can get through this mess.
Her whole body was soaked and slick with sweat. Her thighs and butt were burning, weak from being exerted in ways they never had been used before. Her muscles were always finally toned, but they hadn’t been fine-tuned for pelvic thrusting.
Luna: Should have taken those pelvic thrusting classes, Tia.
Celestia: Are you kidding? Those lessons cost a hundred bits.
Author: But aren’t you the wealthy sovereign of an entire nation?
Celestia: Yes, but it’s the principle of it.
To make it worse, Celestia kept leaning back and looking down. She loved the sight of her dick penetrating her sister. She could barely take her eyes off of it. She had never been so much into visual stimulus before this.
Celestia knew she wasn’t very good at this. She knew that Luna could tell as well.
Author: You mean to tell me that the immortal ruler of an entire nation, a person that’s been alive for centuries, can’t properly screw someone? This story lies to me.
Luna stopped her, told her to roll over. Celestia got off of her sister and rolled over onto her back. She reflexively started jerking herself off. Luna moved over and sucked on it again, moving up and down just a couple of times. Then she got up and straddled her sister. Using her hand, she guided the cock back in again. Now Luna was in control, and she really know what to do with it.
Author: Oh, she KNOW what to do alright.
Luna: What do I know?
Author: You know…that thing.
Celestia was shocked again at new sensations. The fucking before had been uncoordinated, carnal, animalistic.
Author: Can’t tell if that last word was used ironically.
Celestia: Considering this story, I think it’s appropriate.
This, somehow, was much different. Not necessarily better, but still amazing. Luna was lying down on top of her, face buried in her tits.
Luna: That can’t be good for my back.
Author: I know the name of a really good spa in Ponyville.
She was working the shaft in and out of her cunt. then she sat up, almost straight up.
Author: As opposed to fully straight up.
She was taking the whole thing, all the way to the base, and just slowly rocking it back and forth without moving it in and out. Celestia reached up and palmed her sister’s small tits. She pinched her nipples to the point of flinching.
Celestia: Ah, two for flinching.
She didn’t often play with Luna’s tits, at least not as often as the other way around, but in this position it felt so natural. Luna must have agreed, because she covered Celestia’s hands with the palms of their own. She pressed them into her chest, smooshing her little breasts. Celestia looked down. She couldn’t see much.
Celestia: “Heavens above, I’m blind!”
Luna: “Call the optometrist!”
“I want to see,” she told Luna. “I want to watch me going in and out of you.”
Luna responded with a smile. She got up and off of her sister. Celestia’s cock slipped out of Luna and slapped against her belly with a wet smack.
Luna: “Ow!”
Celestia: “That was for smacking me earlier.”
It reached nearly to her own navel. Luna straddled her again, pulling her cock in,this time in the opposite direction.
Celestia’s eyes rolled into the back of her head.
Author: She’s dead, The End. (Punched by Celestia).
This, for a third time, was a whole new sensation. It was the angle of Luna’s pussy that made the difference. The pressure was all focused on different parts of the shaft. Celestia liked this better. She also had a better view.
Celestia: Great view of the ocean too.
Luna was sliding it all the way out to the base of the head, and then slowly sliding it all the way back in again. She shook and twisted her hips as she did so. Celestia watched it all, hypnotized by it.
Author: “When I snap my fingers, you will be a cute kitten.” (Snaps fingers).
Celestia: Meow.
Author: Huh, it actually worked.
She slid her middle finger into her own mouth, getting it wet. And then prepared for when Luna rode her shaft all the way back up to the top. Celestia stopped her there, and she slowly inserted her finger into Luna’s pale, pink anus. She let Luna get back to work.
Celestia: “Meow, meow meow.” (Translation: Okay, break’s over. Back to work).
Luna: You forgot to snap her out of it.
Author: Oh, sorry. (Snaps fingers).
Celestia: Thank you, now don’t do it again.
Celestia was again amazed. She could feel her cock from inside of Luna, it was textured, veined. It heightened the whole sensation somehow. Luna threw her head forward and then back.
Author: Luna’s on her way to become the next MVP of the NBA.
Her long blue hair cascaded across Celestia like a blanket. With her free hand, Celestia grabbed it all up, and pulled on it gently as she was doubly penetrating her sister.
Author: “Double penetration all the way!”
Celestia: (Sobbing) “What does it mean!?”
Both groaned in pleasure. Celestia could feel that sensation starting to return; she might be close to cumming.
“Here,” she said, pushing on Luna’s back. “Get up. Get on all fours.”
Luna complied. “Do you want it in my butt?”
Luna: Oh, I never thought I would say that.
Celestia: It’s okay Luna, it’s not your fault.
“Maybe later,” Celestia said. “This is fine for now.”
She mounted her sister, doggy style This time she used her own hand to guide her dick in. The angle was as good as before, but the feeling of domination had also returned, stronger than before. She had her hands around Luna’s narrow hips. Pulling her in as she thrust forward. She pounded hard. She watched fascinated, as Luna’s flesh rippled from the force of her blows.
Author: No, I think she’s just possessed.
The sensation of an approaching orgasm grew stronger.
“Luna,” Celestia gasped. “Do it.”
“Do what?” Luna asked, distractedly. She herself was also overcome with ecstasy. As much as Celestia had enjoyed the feeling of domination, she was enjoying feeling submissive to the only person more powerful than her. Her own big sister.
“The spell,” Celestia said. “Cast it again.”
“Oh,” Luna said, absentmindedly.
Author: Man, this story’s so bad, even the characters in it are losing interest.
She snapped her fingers one more time and again small sparks flew.
Celestia: Then one of those sparks set fire to the bed, engulfing the two in flames. The End.
Luna and Author: (Stare in shock)
Celestia: What? The story would be over sooner.
Realizing what she had just done, she looked down between her knees. She half expected to see a pair of swinging balls. They were usually there when she was being mounted from behind. But, of course, Celestia had none. Instead she saw something much more interesting. She saw her own clit, impossibly large, and it was getting larger. Growing, descending, widening. And then it was obscured as Celestia took her hand off of Luna’s hip and took a hold of Luna’s brand new penis.
Luna: I think I’m going to vomit.
Author: Not on the carpet!
Celestia was grunting now as she was thrusting into Luna, giving her a reach around. She rolled the flaccid dick around her fingers, cupped it with her palm, tugging on it. It soon started to grow long and hard. She started jerking it off while still humping her sister.
That sensation came on full. “I’m coming!” cried Celestia. “I can feel it coming. It’s coming out. All the way. I can feel it. The whole way. It’s coming. It’s coming.”
Author: “It’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s there, oh!”
She shoved her dick in one more time as hard as she could, pulled it out, and slapped it on Luna’s ass. She came all over her sister’s back. Semen flew,
Author: Come see the fabulous Captain Semen fly non-stop across the Marelantic.
landing in droplets, everywhere from the hair on Luna’s head all the way down to her butt crack, like a pearl necklace.
“Where did that come from?” Celestia gasped. “I don’t have balls.”
“Dunno,” Luna said. “Magic.”
Celestia nearly fainted.
Celestia: Funny, I feel like fainting right now.
Luna: I as well.
Author: No worries, the story almost over.
She realized she still had her sister’s boner in her hand, so she let go before falling back into bed to catch her breath. She realized she had no words to describe the sensation she had just felt.
Luna: I do: gross, immoral, disgusting, shall I go on?
She would have to do this again. Celestia looked to her sister, wondering how she was feeling about her own new dick.
Luna was sitting cross-legged in bed. She was looking down at it, stroking it lightly between her thumb and forefinger. She looked up into Celestia’s eyes. Her lower lip sticking out, one of Luna’s irresistible pouts.
“Oh, sweetie,” Celestia said. “What’s the matter?”
“How come mine isn’t as big as yours?” Luna asked sadly. Her dick matched the rest of her. Petite.
Author: Just like her brain. (Gets bucked in the face by Luna.)
“Oh, sweetie, don’t be sad,” Celestia said, crawling over to her, kissing her on her thighs. “You’ll always be my big girl. I love you just the way you are. Besides, there are advantages. Watch.”
Celestia slid Luna’s little cock into her mouth. She had sucked many small cocks before, but none of them had been her sister’s. Luna had obviously gotten over her feelings of inadequacy rather quickly. She laid back into the bed on her back, rubbing her sister’s cum into the sheets, pulling on her own hair.
Author: I’d hate to be the guy that does the laundry.
Celestia: Got to remember to double his pay.
She was in bliss. Celestia was deep-throating Luna. That was one of the advantages to Luna’s size, but not the one Celestia was interested in. She slid it out, played with the head with her tongue a bit. She took a long deep breath then took it all in again, not even gagging. She didn’t pull it back out though. Instead, she slid her tongue out of her mouth and slid it down the up Luna’s pussy. She was effectively giving her sister a blowjob and eating her out at the same time.
Luna: Is that even possible?
Author: In Semi’s head, yes.
Luna responded with a scream of surprise and pleasure. She couldn’t control herself. She wrapped around her fingers around the back of Celestia’s head and started thrusting, her small tight ass bouncing off the bed. Celestia kept it up for as long as she could. This was too much fun to stop voluntarily. Twenty seconds, thirty, forty. Finally she forced Luna away, popped her dick out of her mouth and took a big gulp of air.
Author: Air: energize yourself.
She barely had time to exhale before Luna sprang up and kissed her, knocking her backwards.
Celestia: “Ow!”
Luna: “Now we’re even.”
Luna entered her sister before Celestia even knew it. Celestia looked down to see Luna pumping herself into her. Luna had her by her ankles, up high into the air and spread far apart. That was hardly necessary, as Celestia’s hips were much wider than Luna’s. Luna was looking down, though, enjoying the sight of her erection liking into Celestia’s pink, wet pussy.
Just as much as Celestia had enjoyed the sight earlier. Celestia’s limp cock was flapping around a bit.
Author: It’s trying to fly away from this story. Fly little penis, save yourself!
Luna let go of Celestia’s ankles to took it into one hand, trying to jack it off. It was still too soon after ejaculation. Still, it grew semi-erect, a bit of a chubby.
Celestia: It told it to lay off the cupcakes, but it would not listen to me.
Luna let go and leaned forward for a better position, getting better leverage. Celestia looked down and watched her sister fuck her. It wasn’t doing much for Celestia, she had to be honest with herself. Still, she felt proud, watching Luna labor away. Almost motherly.
Luna: Again with the mother thing. Doesn’t this author know anything about family?
Author: I think it’s a metaphor.
Luna: I don’t care! It’s still horrible.
Celestia grabbed one of her own breasts, propped herself up a bit, and stuck an erect nipple into Luna’s greedy mouth.
Author: That mouth needs to learn a lesson in sharing.
Celestia: No doubt.
Luna latched on and sucked away.
Author: ..Her life.
Celestia: What is it with you and me dying in this story?
Luna’s effort began to slacken. She herself was inexperienced at this.
“Are you close?” Luna asked. Celestia shook her head.
“Me neither,” said Luna, the lower lip sticking out again.
“Hang on,” Celestia said, pushing Luna off. “I think you need something tighter.” She rolled over and buried her face into a pillow.
Luna: And commenced crying after realizing the nature of the story she’s in.
She got up on her knees, sticking her ass up into the air. With her hands she spread her cheeks far apart.
Luna, with one hand, began to tug on her sister’s hanging cock. With the other she stuck her pinkie and ring finger into her pussy, getting them nice and wet. Then she slowly, carefully stuck her pinkie into Celestia’s tight ass. It went in smoothly. Pulling it out, she slid in the ring finger. This was a tighter fit; it went in more slowly. Then she put in both. Celestia’s body was wriggling in excitement, and she soon relaxed her muscles.
Luna stood up on her two feet.
Author: Really!? I thought she had five feet.
She squatted down a bit, stuck her new head against her sister’s ass, and slowly pushed forward. The head slipped in easily enough. Luna stopped here, waiting for her sister to relax a bit more. When she was ready, Celestia pushed back on her own time, driving the narrow shaft into butt.
Author: This is starting to feel like an IKEA ad.
Celestia: “Insert Part A into Slot B.”
Once in, all the hard work was over. Luna started pumping her hips. Celestia looked back. She didn’t have a good view of her tiny sister humping away. She thought to herself that it was something she would like to see better. She just closed her eyes and enjoyed it. Luna was near climax. Celestia could tell, she was fucking faster and faster.
Author: If I had a dollar for every time the word “fuck” and any of its alterations is muttered, I would even need a job.
Celestia got up on her hands and arched her back. Luna reached forward and grabbed her tits from behind, squeezing them hard.
“Oh my god,” Luna gasped. “Your tits. I love your tits.” Celestia smiled, she already knew. “Your tits, your tits. Wait, I’ve got to fuck your tits.”
Luna: “Did I mention how excellent your tits are?”
Celestia: “Yes Luna, yes you did.”
Luna pulled out and let her sister fall onto her backwards. She got up and straddled her chest. With both hands Luna pushed Celestia’s breasts together. She slipped her wet dick between them, and started pumping.
Celestia roared in laughter.
Author: Like a Nordic god.
She looked up at Luna’s face to see it scrunched up in total concentration. She looked down to see Luna’s little pink head poking in and out between her large white breasts.
Luna: “Peek-a-boo!”
Celestia: “Hello!”
Celestia stretched her neck forward, stuck out her tongue, and licked Luna’s head every time she poked through.
Celestia: “Tastes like vanilla.”
Luna rolled her head back in ecstasy. She came without saying a word. She came everywhere, one massive explosion.
Author, Luna, and Celestia: KABOOM!!
Luna looked down to find Celestia’s face was completely covered in semen. She realized she just came three or four times as much as her sister had earlier. Celestia’s eyes were closed shut, cum all over her eyelids. It was all over her mouth. She had to breath through one nostril.
Author: You could probably open up a museum of splooge figures with all the cum she supposedly let out.
It was on her neck and chest as well.
Luna smiled and lowered herself down onto Celestia’s body to cuddle. Celestia managed to wipe the bulk of it off with a sheet.
Author: Yep, poor laundry guy.
Celestia: Fine, I’ll triple his pay.
Luna laid head back between Celestia’s sticky breasts and idly played with them.
Author: And then her head got stuck there for all eternity.
Luna: “Anypony got the adhesive remover?”
She was getting cum in her own hair and on her face, but she was too overwhelmed to care.
They lied there together for a long while, in afterglow. They were overcome. They couldn’t stop thinking about what just happened.
“That was amazing,” Celestia said.
“Yeah,” Luna said.
“We should have done that earlier.”
“You’re right, we should have.”
“I wonder what else we could do with this magic.”
Author: End world hunger?
Celestia: Bring everlasting peace to the land?
Luna: Bring eternal night?
Celestia and Author: (Glare at Luna.)
Luna: I only jest, don’t look at me like that.
“You mean like different combinations and permutations?”
“Yeah.”
“Maybe like scissoring or something.”
“Maybe we could both fuck each other at the same time.”
Author: Whoah! Mind blown!
They both sat up with a start, looking into each others eyes. They looked down at their laps to find they both had full erections. They both flung themselves into a scissoring position. It took a lot of maneuvering, but eventually they got their penises into each other’s pussies. They began heaving and humping. It was very awkward, but they both realized it was only a matter of practice before they had it down. Soon they were both covered in sweat again, and in coital bliss.
“You know what I’d like to see?”
“What’s that?”
Author: A clop fic that doesn’t suck.
RatherHomely: Do you realize the double entendre you just made?
“I’d like to watch you fuck another girl. I’d probably jack off while you did it.”
“That’s funny, I was just thinking the same thing about you.”
Celestia: “Luna, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Luna: “How to lower the price of cheese?”
“Should we bring somebody in? Some of the servants or something?”
“No, they’re to servile. We need somebody else.”
“How about your student? Or some of her friends?”
“Twilight?” Celestia asked. “That’s the second best idea you’ve had all day. I wonder what kind of hi-jinks we could get into.”
Author: The use of hi-jinks makes me cringe.
Celestia: At least it’s finally over.
Author: Gotta hand it to you two; you were really great riffers.
Celestia: Oh please, you flatter me.
Luna: You were not too horrible thyself.
Author: Oh, why thank you.
(Door unlocks and opens)
Pinkie Pie (From TV): See, now wasn’t that fun?
Author: Pinkie, if the last fics we’ve been reading weren’t fun, what the hell makes you think this one was any different?
Pinkie Pie (From TV): Aww, don’t be such a Debbie downer.
Celestia: While I would love to stay and chat, Luna and I need to have a long “talk” with Twilight.
Luna: We will take our leave now.
(Both alicorns leave the room.)
Author: I need a stiff drink of brain bleach now (he leaves).
Pinkie Pie (From TV): See ya later. Press the button, Dash.
(Rainbow Dash presses the button. TV screen turns off).