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The Crew wanted to unwind today, because they are all tired and needed a break. So they decided to go to Pinkie's Club. To get an imagination of what Pinkie's club looks like, it looks like Club Solar from Black Ops II.

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Ponyville
Wednesday 8:00 PM, 2165

"What are you planning to do tonight?" Rainbow nudged me in the shoulder. I shrugged, I had no earthly idea what I was going to do tonight. I was eating dinner at the cafe in town, because I had plans to go drinking tonight in Pinkie's Club nearby. The kids were back at home, I had Nick take care of them, because I needed a break. Night Storm worries about my drinking sometimes, saying it's bad for me. I know it is bad for me, but it's addicting and I don't care that much, I have enough shit to deal with.

"Well, we could always go to Pinkie's Club?"

"Sure, I could go for a drink, perhaps a song or two." I haven't done a song for a while, because I can't seem to find any that I like and I haven't done already. Rainbow and I went into the club, we were always on the list according to Pinkie, I really need to pay her back for that. Pinkie was already on stage, hosting her 24/7 party club, it was always crowded because it's Pinkie's club. Who doesn't like Pinkie's parties anyways?

"It looks like we have an unexpected guest." She noticed both Rainbow and I walking in, Jhon, Kaptn, and Helena were already here surprisingly. Nick didn't want to come anyways, so he volunteered to take care of the kids back at home. I hung up my trench coat and fedora to reveal me wearing a plain white shirt, and jeans.

"Alright, who's up first?" I asked, Helena raised her hand and we all went on stage. I took the spot of music mixer for Nick, I had the special effects table right in front of me.
(Music)

I threw a wish in the well,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way

I'd trade my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way

Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

It's hard to look right,
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

You took your time with the call,
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way

I beg, and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way

Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

It's hard to look right,
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad

It's hard to look right,
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that

So call me, maybe?

Helena then traded positions with me, because I had a song in mind. I scrolled through the songs in my iPod, looking for the one that I wanted to do. Pinkie then took the iPod out of my hand and picked a random song, I smirked and I put the iPod away. I looked to my friends, and they all said they were ready to go. Kaptn had a microphone too, because it had a part here he was needed.
(Music)

You're a troublemaker
You're a troublemaker...
You ain't nothing but a troublemaker girl

You had me hooked again from the minute you sat down
The way you bite your lip
Got my head spinnin' around
After a drink or two
I was putty in your hands
I don't know if I have the strength to stand

Oh oh oh...
Trouble troublemaker. yeah
That's your middlename
Oh oh oh...
I know you're no good but you're stuck in my brain
And I wanna know

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad
Oh oh oh...
My mind keeps saying
Run as fast as you can
I say I'm done but then you pull me back
Oh oh oh...
I swear you're giving me a heart attack
Troublemaker!

It's like you're always there in the corners of my mind
I see a silhouette every time I close my eyes
There must be poison in those finger tips of yours
Cause I keep comin' back again for more

Oh oh oh...
Trouble troublemaker, yeah
That's your middlename
Oh oh oh...
I know you're no good but you're stuck in my brain
And I wanna know

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad
Oh oh oh...
My mind keeps saying
Run as fast as you can
I say I'm done but then you pull me back
Oh oh oh...
I swear you're giving me a heart attack
Troublemaker

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad
Oh oh oh...
My mind keeps saying
Run as fast as you can
Troublemaker
I say I'm done but then you pull me back
Oh oh oh...
I swear you're giving me a heart attack
Troublemaker

(Kaptn's Verse)
Maybe I'm insane
Cause I keep doing the same damn thing
Thinking one day we gon' change
But you know just how to work that back
And make me forget my name
What the hell you do I won't remember
I'll be gone until November
And you'll show up again next summer, yeah!
Typical middle name is Prada
Fit you like a glove girl
I'm sick of the drama
You're a troublemaker
But damn girl it's like I love the trouble
And I can't even explain why

(Back to Drew)
Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad
Oh oh oh...
My mind keeps saying
Run as fast as you can
Troublemaker
I say I'm done but then you pull me back
Oh oh oh...
I swear you're giving me a heart attack
Troublemaker

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad
Oh oh oh...
My mind keeps saying
Run as fast as you can
Troublemaker
I say I'm done but then you pull me back
Oh oh oh...
I swear you're giving me a heart attack
Troublemaker

"You think you're so good don't you Drew?" Helena mocked, I crossed my arms.

"In fact I do. Problem?"

"I bet I'm better than you, give me that microphone." Pinkie's eyes widened. This is her first time hosting a musical battle in her club.

"Alright folks! We have our very first sing off! We need four judges up here pronto!" Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Shining Armor made their way up to the judges stand. We were all surprised at their guest appearance, and they all had that look on their faces when you are staring at them. Helena was up first, I was in the background waiting for her to finish.
(Music)

Baby, you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms,
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven

(We're in heaven)

Oh, thinkin' about all our younger years,
There was only you and me,
We were young and wild and free
Now nothin' can take you away from me
We've been down that road before
But that's over now,
You keep me comin' back for more

Baby, you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms,
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven

And love is all that I need,
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven
(We're in heaven)

Now nothin' could change what you mean to me uh,
there's lots that I could say
But just hold me now,
Cause our love will light the way

Baby you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms,
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven

And love is all that I need,
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven
heaven

Now our dreams are comin' true,
Through the good times and the bad,
I'll be standin' there by you

(We're in heaven)

And love is all that I need,
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven

We're in heaven

Helena had that,'beat that,' smirk on her face. I made a pouty face and grabbed the microphone. I don't know how I'll beat Helena's song, it was pretty good. I had one song that just might be able to top hers, just one.
(Music)

I know
Caught up in the middle
I cry, just a little
When I think of letting go
Oh no
Gave up on the riddle
I cry, just a little
When I think of letting go

I know you wanna get behind the wheel Only 1 Rida
Eyes shut still got me swimming like a diver
Can't let go I got fans in Okinawa
My heart to japan quake losers and surviours
Norway no you didn't get my flowers
No way to sound better but the killer was a Coward
Face just showers, the minute in a hour
Heard about the news all day went sour
Lil mama got me feeling like a limit here
Put you in the box just the presidents cigarettes
Give em my regards or regardless I get arrested
Ain't worried about the killers just the young & restless
Get mad coz the quarter million on my necklace
DUI never said I was driving reckless
You & I or jealously was not oppressive
Oh no I can't stop I was Destined

I know
Caught up in the middle
I cry, just a little
When I think of letting go
Oh no
Gave up on the riddle
I cry, just a little
When I think of letting go

Champagne buckets still got two tears in it
And I put that on my tattoo of Jimi Hendrix
Get depressed coz the outfit all in it
Coz the press tell it all get a meal ticket
Clean next get a call just a lil visit
Sacrifice just to make a hit still vivid
Rihanna kiss you on ya neck just kill critics
Buggatti never when I'm rich, just god fearing
Look at me steering, got the bossing staring
Got the good feeling
Mr mike caren, tell his Billie Jeans
I'm on another planet
Thank E-Class, Big Chuck or Lee Prince Perries
Buy my momma chandeliers on my tears dammit
Thirty years you had thought these emotions vanish
Tryna live tryna figure how my sister vanish
No cheers I know you wouldn't panic

I know
Caught up in the middle
I cry, just a little
When I think of letting go
Oh no
Gave up on the riddle
I cry, just a little
When I think of letting go

When I need a healing, I just look up to the ceiling
I see the sun coming down I know its all better now

When I need a healing, I just look up to the ceiling
I see the sun coming down I know its all better now

When I need a healing, I just look up to the ceiling
I see the sun coming down I know its all better now

When I need a healing, I just look up to the ceiling
I see the sun coming down I know its all better now

I know, I know, I know, I I I, I think of letting go

I know
Caught up in the middle
I cry, just a little
When I think of letting go
Oh no
Gave up on the riddle
I cry, just a little
When I think of letting go

The guest judges talked it over, and they came up with a conclusion. They all waited for the crowd to calm down, in which it made Helena and I start being very antsy.

"'Tis a tie!" Luna announced, Helena and I then high-fived each other.

"I need a drink." I walked off stage, Helena close behind me.

"Yo Pinkie! Can you toss a round over here please?" She gave me a mug of whiskey, close enough. I guess she was out of Moonshine, but anyways I was there, still drinking it.

"I must say Drew, you should stop drinking for tonight. You'll come up with a hangover tomorrow." Luna sat down next to me, I chuckled and took another swig of my drink.

"I'm fine Luna. *hic* Trust me, hangovers are nothing *hic* compared to what I have to deal with out in the *hic* field. *hic*" She shrugged, I forgot to tell her that Tic-Tacs can cure hangovers in a pinch, oh well, wasn't that big of a deal.

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