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No description for this one, I'm just writing this because I felt like it."

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Pinkie's Night Club

"So I heard it went well?" I found Jhon here, drinking, and he never drinks unless I'm here and I make him.

"Not really, Twilight's parents finally found out that I'm one of those, 'Demons.' Now I can't." Poor Jhon, I need to do something for the poor boy. I then talked to Pinkie if I can do a little song, she said yes. Now, all I had to do is get Twilight and her parents up in here, and do a little wingman magic for Jhon. I turned into an Alicorn and Teleported Twilight and her parents in here, and gave then a private booth to sit in.

"Don't worry Mister and Misses Sparkle, I got this all sorted out." I then trotted on stage and grabbed a microphone. I seemed to get everypony's attention when I walk on stage, probably watching to see what I'm gonna do.

"Alright so, my best friend Jhon and one of the most special mares is going to get married soon, until her parents denied that from happening." The crowd boo'd and hissed, and Twilight's parents gave me a look, and Twilight was worried for my safety.

"So, the wingman I am, this song goes out for my two best friends and luck on their marriage. Perhaps it may convince her parents too." Jhon came up on stage and I looked for the sing song on the song table.
(Music)

It's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go oh oh oh,
No one will know oh oh oh,
Oh, come on, girl.
Who cares if we're trashed got a pocket full of cash we can blow oh oh oh,
Shots of patron,
And it's on, girl.

Don't say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.
If you're ready, like I'm ready.

Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

I'll go get a ring let the choir bells sing like oooh,
So what you wanna do?
Let's just run girl.

If we wake up and you wanna break up that's cool.
No, I won't blame you;
It was fun, girl.

Don't say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.
If you're ready, like I'm ready.

Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

[x2:]
Just say I doooooo-ooo uhu,
Tell me right now baby,
Tell me right now baby, baby.

Oh, it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

I think Twilight was in tears, and so was Jhon, they both hugged and I looked away because this is getting too sappy for me. I then looked over to Twilight's parents, and they were all teary eyed too, and nodded in approval. I did the Freddy Mercury pose, showing my victory.

"Thank you Drew, now the wedding can continue." Jhon patted me on the shoulder. Tomorrow would be the actual ceremony, and I have to make sure that everything goes perfectly. I had to be in my tuxedo tomorrow, so I can be like a member of he secret service, "Protect the President," and all, like with an ear bud sticking out of my ear too.

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The Next Day...

"I do." They both then kissed, Jhon was a pegasus to make it less awkward. I was on protective detail along with some other members of the royal guard. Shining Armor was in the section with his family and my friends were also there. Helena was a bridesmaid and Kaptn was Jhon's best man.

"Commander, Security Team 1 is down!" Oh shit, time to, hold on let me put on my glasses. Protect the President, yeah, I went there.

"On my way. Celestia we have a security breach in sector Alpha 2-1."

"Then deal with it! We have to keep this wedding from getting out of hand!" She whispered, I then walked out of the room, leaving a security team in here. I pulled out my Beretta 92FS that had explosive rounds chambered and went to where the security breach was. I have to keep whatever caused the security breach away from the wedding.

"The unknown hostile has been identified! It's-AHHH IT GOT ME!" Security Team 2 is down, I need to get down there, I can't have anypony else dying today.

"Trixie, I should've known you've escaped from prison."

"Not escaped, released. You dirty human." She laughed, she also had an unfamiliar necklace that had an Alicorn figure on it. I think Helena talked about this, it was in the third season that came out in 2012, but I forgot the name of what that necklace was called..

"Hey, this is my best suit, I ain't dirty!" I retorted, she let out a maniacal laugh, I hate it when villains do that.

"Now, why exactly are you here?"

"I'm here to get revenge on you, and Twilight while I'm at it."

"But I thought you already made up?" Oh wait, necklace = evil, make a mental note: don't kill Trixie, this is all an accident.

"Since I'm here, what do you plan on doing?" She grabbed me in the red aura field, and I was struggling to break free.

"I plan on ripping you, limb from limb, literally." I was pretty much out of air, I could feel my left arm being pulled and my shoulder came out of its socket. Trixie was then tackled by an unknown force, I could hardly breathe because she was also choking me to death.

"Don't you lay a hoof on my man!" Rainbow then bucked Trixie, and she slid back a good 5 yards. I popped my arm back into place, with a heavy grunt of pain.

"Okay Rainbow, go back to the wedding and make sure nopony finds out about this." She saluted me and I walked towards Trixie.

"Look Trixie, I know how you feel, I've been through this before. I sought out revenge for the ones who killed my family, but this, this is just too much. Discord was evil, and that's that, I had to do what was necessary to keep my little ponies safe from harm." I always wanted to say that, Celestia said it all the time, but this is the first time I ever addressed my friends like that.

"I see now, but you're still gonna die."

"See, now we can be frie- Wait what?" She blew me back with a powerful force, and I struck the wall.

"Motherfucker that hurt!" I grabbed my left leg, because there was a metal rod sticking out of it. I pulled it out, but I started to bleed, a lot. I chose a bad day to be wearing a Tuxedo, Rarity is gonna have a cow when she sees what I've done to it.

"Why is it that almost everyone I know wants to kill me?" I sighed, I couldn't get back up because I had to stop the bleeding. I just now noticed that this could be it, I might just die here. My vision was blurred out, and I couldn't see, but I could see red and blue blobs of blurriness. I think there was a magic fight going on, but I couldn't tell.

"Thou...worry...take...thee...emergency room..." The only words I could make out, I was gone, not like dead gone, but unconscious gone. At least I think the wedding was successful, and perhaps Trixie was released from her amulet prison, that thing is like Shrooms, it'll do stuff to your head, man.

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