I've created a kind of portal to Equestria.
And, unfortunately, it's an extremely good simulation.
Variables upon variables upon variables, all created by one simple code with a fully compiled size of two kilobytes.
This means that consequences may occur that I wouldn't have thought of, and that there may also be glitches once in a while.
Unfortunately, it's the former that causes me to be trapped within this simulation. If it were the latter, it would be easier to work around: a simple executive override, and I'm out. But now, the only way to get out is to activate my extreme safety procedure.
Please note: I don't care about favorites or likes, I care about what you have to SAY. So, please,if you enjoy a chapter, say what you liked most, and if you did not enjoy a chapter, say what you did not like and I will use those two things to learn not to make the same mistakes in the future.
Also note: This story isn't meant to be taken seriously. A lot of it is just making fun of other stuff. Some of it is meant to be taken seriously in terms of its own individual plot, but as a whole, it's meant to be making fun of the idea that certain things could or could not exist.
67 Chapters:
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Simulation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 19th, 2012
1,734
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Ensnared [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 19th, 2012
1,860
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Investment [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 19th, 2012
1,651
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"Lover Boy" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 20th, 2012
1,773
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Confusion [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 21st, 2012
1,853
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Attached [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 21st, 2012
2,059
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Worst Possible Choice [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 22nd, 2012
2,125
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Of Rainbows and Fools [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 24th, 2012
2,548
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Executive Override and Assimilation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 24th, 2012
2,116
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Peter the Fool [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 19th, 2013
586
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The Beginning of a New Life (New[New]) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 26th, 2012
2,088
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Friends (Part 1 of 2) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 27th, 2012
5,217
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Friends (Part 2 of 2) [WARNING: SLIGHT GORE] [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 29th, 2012
1,104
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The First Funeral [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 3rd, 2012
2,490
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Identity [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 4th, 2012
1,233
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Identity, Part the Second [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 4th, 2012
2,243
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A Failed Kill [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 6th, 2012
2,279
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A Few Drinks [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 6th, 2012
2,393
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Hungover [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 7th, 2012
1,825
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Decisions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 7th, 2012
4,009
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Decisions (Part ¥) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 10th, 2012
3,544
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Horror [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 10th, 2012
2,096
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New Elements [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 10th, 2012
2,979
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A Vision [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 10th, 2012
1,391
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Return [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 12th, 2012
7,206
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The Campsite [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 13th, 2012
5,484
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The Birds [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 13th, 2012
2,054
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Early Birds [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 15th, 2012
2,916
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Facing Fear [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 17th, 2012
3,772
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The Egg [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 18th, 2012
2,981
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A Day in Ponyville [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 20th, 2012
5,888
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Drama [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 23rd, 2012
2,182
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Something Wrong [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 2nd, 2013
657
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Resurrection [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 4th, 2013
2,818
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A New Host [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 7th, 2013
380
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Darkness [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 11th, 2013
4,721
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The Party [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 17th, 2013
3,602
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The Dark Side of the Rainbow [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2013
562
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Division [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 23rd, 2013
2,410
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Leaving Town [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 27th, 2013
2,563
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A Dream [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 2nd, 2013
5,180
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Questions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 6th, 2013
2,088
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Pain [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 25th, 2013
1,338
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Recovery [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 27th, 2013
2,558
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Scootaloo [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 4th, 2013
4,435
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Diplomacy, Part ₩ [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 13th, 2013
5,106
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"Breach" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 25th, 2013
995
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"Breach" Part Δ [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 25th, 2013
1,357
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The Puzzle [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 28th, 2013
1,624
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Once a God; No Longer [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 29th, 2013
836
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Journal Entries [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 30th, 2013
1,070
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Evacuation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 5th, 2013
1,228
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Accidents [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2013
2,856
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In the Jungle [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 25th, 2013
1,657
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The Trek [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 2nd, 2013
10,162
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Reunion [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 3rd, 2013
2,856
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The Apple Blooms [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 15th, 2013
6,045
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Filler, Part 1 (Warning: Mature Content) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 23rd, 2013
1,596
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An Ally in an Unknown War [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 29th, 2013
2,698
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Time [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 9th, 2013
2,009
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Her Journey Begins [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 20th, 2013
483
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Trixie Arrives in Canterlot [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 21st, 2013
3,166
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Peter's Explanation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 27th, 2013
1,375
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Bonus Chapter: Peter and Celestia Share a Drink [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 2nd, 2013
2,612
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A Brief Meeting [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 6th, 2013
765
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To Ponyville (WARNING: FILLER) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 4th, 2013
1,043
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The First Lesson [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 29th, 2013
2,362