What's the matter with the sex I'm having?
"Can't you tell that your dick's too small?"
It shouldn't matter if my pecker's tiny...
"Then don't bother with the sex at all!
You'll be going nowhere that acorn of a crotch,
Stallions with bigger nobs will steal her while you watch!"
A sensitive topic, even if they're microscopic,
They're still a cock and balls to me.

What's the matter with the mare I'm banging?
"Can't you tell that she hates your touch?"
Maybe I should buy a jock-strap cheaply...
"To be honest, dude, that's WAY too much.
Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey?
You can get an extension for a cheap wad of money."
Everypony's talkin' bout the new fetish,
Funny, but they're still a cock and balls to me.

By: Brony_of_Brody