Derpy needs a colt, damn the cost
But in the ways of love she's lost
Not even knowing how to be flirty

It's clear she has no skill in this
Can't give a hoofjob nor french kiss
And thinks oral sex means talking dirty

But someday soon she'll get it right
And find a colt to love all night
Her special somepony to call her own

Though it may take her many weeks
She'll find the coltfriend that she seeks
And she'll no longer go to bed alone

By: SuperGiantRobot