Momma and Poppa were lying in bed
Momma rolled over and this is what she said:
“Shining Armor, get out of here!
Shining Armor, did you hear?”
Shining ran fast, Shining ran quick
To tell his sister about a new trick.
“It’s called under-covers wrestling, it’s a new thing.
Mom and Dad just want to have a fling.”
Twilight rolled her eyes and shook her head.
She leaned forward and this is what she said:
“Listen up bro, I’m going to say this once,
You should know about sex, you’ve been married for months!”

By: totallynotabrony