The mare known as Derpy Hooves, or sometimes Ditzy Doo
Is a bubbly sort of pony, cheerful through and through
Though when one gets her alone, young Ditzy oft proves
Despite her moniker, this girl has got some moves
That are sure to turn her visitors to quivering mounds of goo

Ponyville's least well kept secret, unknown to very few
Grey pegasus, with bubble butt, and unique point of view
Bright of eye, and cause of storms, not everyone approves
The mare known as Derpy Hooves

Endearing or annoying, the choice is up to you
Should you visit Ponyville, in search of something new
Home to certain mailmare, and her high regard for youths
Assuming you enjoy her, as she your mood improves
With the skillful touch of Ditzy Doo,
The mare known as Derpy Hooves.

By: Mally
AN: I don't even remotely apologize for the terrible pun in the title.