Want to know who she is?
Bubbly and mane like frizz
Making cakes soon
A bit of a loon
It's Pinkie, out of her mind

When does she relax?
When fun playtime lacks
Sultry and nice
On cold nights
It's Pinkie, start to unwind

And what happens next?
I'm sure you can guess
Off to bed quick
Unsheath a stick
It's Pinkie, come from behind

By: totallynotabrony

Author's Notes:

So, I was thinking that this collection might actually qualify for a mature rating. Discuss.