There once was a pony born from the skies
With a plot of a not immodest size,
Who was dating a farmer called Applejack;
Always eager to return her affections back.

One day Rainbow Dash had a plan on the fly,
"Why not get a dildo, a substitute guy?
It adds spice to the sex life like nothing before!"
Applejack just nodded, and said no more.

To be honest, Dash should have checked on its size,
But the Pegasus isn't exactly...wise.
So when the night came for the sexy spell,
There was no goddamn way it could just end well.

The offensive object went up AJ's plot,
Then the other up Dash's you know-what,
And the purple stick was stuck well and truly,
Turning the mood somewhat unruly.

No matter how much they fussed and hurried,
It wouldn't budge from the shafts it was buried!
For Rainbow Dash now it's a lot less fun
With her fanny welded to a farmer's bum.

By: Brony_of_Brody