There once was a pony named Rarity
Who never partook in vulgarity
She wouldn’t go down
For penny or pound
But was known to put out for charity

This unicorn, her name was Twilight
And everyone thought she was uptight
But given a chance
She’d steal your pants
And float you right out through the skylight

A pegasus really reserved
Fluttershy is hard to be heard
But give her a reason
With a little more teasin’
And the noise she’ll make is absurd

A party pony named pinkie
Was accused of being too kinky
Since she let out a laugh
While she rode a giraffe
In a dress just a little too slinky

A little farm filly, it’s true,
Applejack will leave your balls blue
She’ll tease and excite
‘til you’re tight as a kite
Then run off while laughing at you

There once was a pony named Dash
A Rainbow quite prone to a crash
Who landed on Mac
Face first on his sack
With his nose buried deep in her gash

By: palelordhiphis