There once was a mare named Cheerilee
She tought her students quite merrily
But so it was said,
She had to teach sex ed
And she did so quite fearfully

All the children sat and listened intent
And much to their teacher's lament
As they did listen and see
About the birds and the bees
The lesson stuck in their heads like cement

And while their innocence corrodes
As their teacher talks about chodes
It couldn't be clearer,
The kids were in terror
And lo, their heads did explode.

By: Inspectah Dash