There once was a shy mare named Flutters
Who spoke in but whispers and mutters
Though no one can deny it
This mare's never quiet
When you pull her tail hard as you rut her.

There's a mare each colt wants to ride
Blond mane, gold coat, never lied
When you come to her farm
Some might say it's her charm
But it's tough to say no when you're tied.

The hottest bookworm you've met
Will make sure that you never forget
That when Twilight finds you
Like a book, she will bind you
And make you her new Teacher's Pet.

There is this one mare who's quite flirty
Whose style is but tasteful and wordy
But if you take her at night
And do it just right
She won't be afraid to get dirty.

Pinkie Pie loves to make friends
And when over the table she bends
She might get rough
And one won't be enough
Since she likes creme filled in both ends.

Dash is always the only one
Who is much too fast to cum
If you're going to give her the stick
You'd better be quick
Before she's over and done

By: Twilightclopple and totallynotabrony