Not enough love.
Too much love, many have said before
Long wanting for a lay, as Applejack would say;
“Didn’t want any regular ol’ whore
Read my lips, I want that Rainbow my way!”

Fun times together
Usually in a bedroom
Cannot stay apart for too long
Kittenishly is her usual lure
Mainly towards her best friends
Yet she plays passionately between the sheets
Like a roaring blaze
I however cannot explain her exact ends
First, I must explain her exact plan of world domination
Everyone gets AIDS, once the Pinkie is done with you.

Five is the number of days you have in a work week
Nights can be very long since you’re alone
At every end, you will feel very weak but with a tweak,
Freddy’s love for ponies, and yours, will make you feel right at home.

By: Lion Tale