Twilight did like Rarity, and so she said to her:
“Rarity, I like you, in a naughty, naughty way;
Let’s make love at midnight and keep on ‘til the next day.”
Rarity was flattered and quite horny, so said “Sure!”
So they grooved and they screwed and they fornicated and they copulated
And they danced and they fucked in the hay.

This romp in the hay was in Applejack’s barn.
In AJ’s barn there was lots of hay to be found of course,
And they scissored and licked ‘til their throats were horse.
And in the morning AJ found them, and they said “Darn!”
But Applejack was secretly a lesbian also,
So she joined them without a single bit of remorse.

So the three of them were having an orgy, when who did appear?
Apple Bloom walked in on them, and she’s like,
“I didn’t know my sister and her friends were dykes.

Know what, forget you all. This is NOT my problem.”
And she went off to try to get a cutie mark in riding a trike.

It was breakfast time, and the three mares parted ways.
Rarity went back to stabbing Trenderhoof with a knife,
Applejack decided it was time to tell AB about the miracle of life,
And Twilight decided to do more research on gays.
But they all agreed to rejoin for an encore
and to also invite Shining's wife.

So the very next day after showers,
The three mares once again came together,
As did the one controlling the weather,
Because we all know Rainbow Dash fights for gay power.
And Cadance, being the princess of love,
Arrived with a marefriend named Heather.

Then the six of them sat in a roundish shape
And they fiddled their cooches 'til they were quite wet.
This was sure to be a night of debauchery they would never forget.
Then Heather reached into her backpack and grabbed some tape.
She said "I'm also into bondage, if any of you are turned on."
The wings of Cadance, Twilight, and Dash spread wide
Because they wanted to tie up the mare they just met.

So they duct taped her to the ceiling,
Then repeatedly rammed a rubber dildo up her ass.
And she screamed and she moaned as the mass
Of rubber intensified the pleasure she was feeling.
Twilight had to use magic for this, because the
Wings of the Pegasi and Alicorns were still reeling.

And as she fucked Heather so sweetly
And made her squirt buckets of cum
All the ponies below licked up some.
Cadance lit up a joint and was completely
Baked while she fucked her pussy with Rarity's horn,
And Rarity herself was drunk on rum.

Now once Heather's rear had been hammered quite well
Twilight opened up a big cardboard box
And in it she found chains, collars, cuffs, and locks.
It was Big Mac's, as far as Applejack could tell.
Twilight stared in awe at all the equipment there
And wished she could suck on some horse cocks.

AJ took a few lengths of chain and wrapped them around
Twilight's hooves, putting her in a hog tie of sorts.
and into her mouth the farm mare stuffed Dash's boxer shorts,
And chained up Twilight's turgid wingboner, and sure enough the alicorn frowned
Because she was used to being the one in the dominant position,
And she was afraid that from Dash she'd get genital warts.

Now Pinkie and Flutters I'm sure you have found
Are not in this story; there's a reason for that.
They were currently fucking in an empty industrial vat,
So you see that's why they're not around.
And boy, do they go wild when with lots of ponies
Especially when working with urine or scat.

And it happens, that right around now,
Another pony decided to enter the fray
Big Macintosh hadn't gotten any action at all today.
And he had then just finished milking the cows
After squeezing the milk out of an udder
He wanted to squeeze his own semen out and get laid.

So Macintosh opened the barn doors wide, and the mares' legs wider still.
The sunlight shown on their magical orgy of bliss
But the red pony noticed there was something very amiss.
There were far too many fertile fields for one stallion to till.
So Macintosh ran with his earth pony strength up to Canterlot
To grab Shining armor, a good friend of his.

When the two well-endowed stallions returned to the place
Shining and Cadance winked at each other,
Then Rarity stuck her horn in the mouth of Twi's brother,
And Heather sat on Big Macintosh's very red face.
He felt his stallionhood rising to salute, and needed a place to jam it.
Indeed, it was times like this he most missed his mother.

This orgy went on for many hours, with breaks--of course--for tea
The barn stunk to high heaven with the sweat of riled up horses.
At six they all took a break for a dinner in four courses,
Then they went straight back to bucking each other instead of apple trees.
And the shouts of climax and joy filled the night air
As the ponies gave in to the carnal Dionysian forces.

Big Macintosh moaned at the center of it all
Surrounded by shrieking mares with sticky fish-smelling manes.
He had a quite amusing question enter his brain:
If Shining is pinning Twilight--his dick in her ass--against the wall
While I'm eating out Applejack's quite engorged pussy,
Which is better, the princest or wincest we've obtained?