There's a woman named Twilight Sparkle
I'm obsessed with her
She uses spells and magic and whatever
I always wonder if she has one that makes her butt bigger
I see her everywhere I go
It drives me mad
It's like God wants to force us together
That makes me sad
I don't want her to be forced
I want her to love me truthfully
But I know she'll never love me
She's not really one for honesty
She treats me like a friend
I know she thinks I'm a freak
She acts to be like I'm the same species
Oh, I'll never make her sweet spot leak
I'm tired of this
Why can't she see that I love her?!
I follow her around and do everything for her!!
Why can't she see it!!!
I'll do anything for her!!
I'll get you a crown and a dress!!
I'll work so hard my hands can't press!!
I'm on my f***ing knees! I'm pleading to her!!
PLEASE!!! SEE THAT I LOVE YOU!!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!!!

By: Arm Maggedon