Because it had to be for others to see
my lynching was made public, bare i was to be,
my legs spread, myself on my knees.
A ghastly trespass was what made this ensue
to treat the princess to a night of passion most crude.
yet with defiant banter
I say out loud, a last quip.
The princess most sweet, made for a hard trip!

A whip lashed my end, such delicious pain too
For this ill compared, to what Celestia would do
With each passing strike, my mind began to wonder
If I courted her, would that white flank I'd find under?

After my torture had ended and my pervasive self shunned
I grinned, for I know the worst was now done
I left with a grin, my look such a defiant one.
They thought me beaten, and with this I've bothered for fun
"You did what you must, But I've already won."

By: AnondulusianBrony