Take any random day,
listen to this pieces of advice Zecora had to say.

Moving with a boner isn't easy,
just go hump Rarity.
Even as the seasons pass bye,
you can get a quicky from Fluttershy.
In the mood for a orgy?
You should contact Pinkie
If you like it tight,
then you should hook up with princess Twilight.
If you still haven't got enough,
try keeping up with Rainbow Dash who really knows her stuff.

But Applejack is a mare you cannot touch,
because Big Mac will buck you right in the nuts!

By: Samsurai