“Why, why, why?”
Cadence wiped tears from her eyes.
She trembled to speak; it was that or cry.
“Why did you have to cheat on me?
Did the love between us wilt and die?

“Why, why, why?
Is my fur too dull and not pink enough?
Is that why you and Pinkie played dirty and rough?
Was I not your one special honeybee?
And you pounded your dick in Miss Cherilee?
Am I so forgettable that you'd cast me aside–
for a pony called Shoeshine that you cummed inside?
Are my wings too weak for your picky taste?
Is that why you thrust yourself into Rainbow's waist?
Did you not like the size of my horn?
So you made love to that Lyra unicorn?
Is my mane not soft and stylish enough?
So you filled Rarity with your penis and stuff?
Could I not make you ejaculate?
So you picked Daisy to penetrate?
Mrs. Cake is a married mare.
And just like us you didn't seem to care.
Am I not exotic enough for you?
Did you have to have sex with that zebra too?
You even had sex with your younger sister!
Why didn't you think of us and resist her?
Why did you fuck with that mare called Bon Bon?
And so many more—I just can't go on.

“Why, why, why?”
Cadance wailed and sobbed upon the floor.
“Why did you tread on my heart like roadkill?”
She sniffled and trembled, she had to know:
“Why did you cheat on me with all of Ponyville?”

Shining Armor nodded slow.
“Because crystal ponies chafe me so.”

By: Palm Palette