There once was a mare named Ruth
Who hadn't a bit under her roof
She showered each day
To keep the taxpony away
But he demanded she pay
So she said "Let's play"
Unfortunately he was gay.

Now she's broke
In Las Pegasus she snorts coke
Dreaming of Californication
And other songs
She smokes from bongs
And for her lost love, the taxpony
She dearly, dearly longs.

Turns out he was bi
But dating a guy
And now she gets high
Because he did lie.

Tell the truth
About things that you say
Or you'll be like Ruth
And the taxpony who wasn't gay
Unless that isn't your style
If you have the guile
Lie if you are wont
To get what you want.

By: kingtiger666