"PUSH!" Screamed the Lobster Midwife, Doctor Zoidberg. Twilight screamed is horrific agony as her vagina was torn asunder by the moster that science had created.

Doctor Zoidberg turned to a nearby lobster man. "Hey, you seem to know your way around horse vagina, and you mentioned you were self-taught. Mind giving m a few tips?"

Twilight screamed again, and with a pop, the horrible monster saw the light of day for the first time. Doctor Zoidberg held it up in his proud claws. The little thing was covered in Twilight various juices, black as night, with a black mane, small black wings, and a black horn.

"It's a girl!"

Twilight smiled up at the baby alicorn, who somehow already had glasses on it's little head. "I think I'll name it... Nyx. After the first pedophile rapist the lobstermen made president."

The Fucking End.

Author's Notes:

This story is a part of Past Sins canon. Go ask Pen Stroke yourself.