"Twilight?" Spike poked his head through the door. "There's a letter here saying you haven't paid the hydra bill in three months."

"Oh, those things? I threw them away. Come on, Spike, they have to be con artists if they don't even know that the word is-"

There were six simultaneous roars from outside.

"...Twilight?"

"I hate this town."

Meanwhile, in the alternate universe where Nonagon won and Equestria was plunged into eternal fanfics

"Wait, you can't do this!" Nonagon protested, pointing desperately to the top of the page. "The title says I won! You can't-"

"Metafics suck," Twilight Sparkle said. Then she hit him with an explosion of rainbow light, blasting him away until he was nothing but a distant twinkle in the sky.

The End?

"Um..." Pinkie Pie scratched her head. "Since we vanquished Nonagon, does that mean the story's over?"

"The story's never over, Pinkie," Twilight assured her. "Not so long as we have each other. As long as these stories remain, and as long as there are people who will remember them, there will always be more adventures for us to go on. Time can bring any one story to an end, but the magic of friendship can never-"

"Time's up," said Rarity.

"Oh, for the love of