Rarity broke down in tears. "It's true!" she sobbed. "I did eat more than my share! It's all true!"

Twilight stood with her mouth open. "Pinkie," she asked, "did you spend the last three months working on this investigation just so you could eat the last cupcake?"

"Cupcakes, Twilight?" Pinkie replied. "I didn't do it for the cupcakes." She slipped on a pair of sunglasses. "I did it for... no, wait, you're right. That's exactly why I did it."