Crazy ponies part 1

The purple unicorn notices me, she sighs( what I assume is a she they have a curved snout) then begins "Hello my name is Twilight Sparkle I am Princess Celestia protege nice to meet you." she puts out her hoof.

I shake it then respond "Ok hi Twilight if you do not mind I need some help my friends and I were attacked by a Manticore and lost all our possessions and bits I have no were to stay my friends are covered themselves but I am not, I am really sorry to impose but I am in a tight situation." I call out to the guys and they come out. She jump and I apologize explaining that I did not want to seem like a gang or something and scare her. She looked deep in thought and said,"Well I can't just throw a helpless pony out on the streets and the Princess is providing everything I need so It would not cost me so I guess I can get a mat and you can sleep on that at my new house tell you get back on your feet." I was taken aback no one back at my planet would just invite a stranger in but who am I to say no it was true I am in a tight spot.

" Well ok then thanks Twilight that is very kind" I respond stunned.

"Oh no problem but where are your friends staying." She asks curiously.

"Well my friend Hurasu can sleep in the shadow realm, Spyero can sleep in a cloud and Ian can sleep anywhere really but I am kinda helpless.", I inform she looks at my side making me nervous

She asks,"What happen to your side what is with the saddle like clothing."

I freeze up but manage to tell my lie,"Oh uh I um have really messed up scars and deformations and I do not want anypony to see it." She looks sympathetic and tells me she has a few things to check up on and I could come with if I wanted. I nodded and waved the guys of to do whatever.

The little reptile looked up at me with suspicion I noticed and asked Twilight," What is wrong with your pet he seems angry is he hungry.", Twilight laughed she was about to explain when it got up in my face.

"I am not a pet you here me I am a dragon and Twilight's number one assistant Spike you got that." He stated angrily.

I nodded and said trying not to laugh "aww well there 'snicker' go my plans to be buy you a treat." Was not my best joke but got a reaction that was priceless, he started fuming muttering under his breath and stomping his foot. I guessed this was not a first time someone mistaked him as a pet and what a generic name...I think I saw a pink pony the distance she trotted towards us normally, I heard Spike convincing Twilight to talk to the poofy pink one. She trotted up us then 'gasp' yup she just gasped then she jumped impossibly in the air and darted away even though she was an earth pony.

Both me and Twilight stood dumbfounded " What just happened and how" I asked

Twilight responded," I have no clue but our next course of action is Sweet Apple Acres", When we arrived at the farm I realized the name did not lie there were acres and acres of farmland and apples plus etc and more etc tons and tons of etc. suddenly the same orange farm pony I saw early whisks by skillfully kicking a tree and somehow causing all the apples to fall directly into a basket.

Twilight walks up to her "Good afternoon my name is Twilight Sparkle-" she was interrupted by two hooves shaking hers rapidly

The orange one responds,"Well howdy do Miss.Twilight a pleasure making your acquaintance I'm Applejack-" That was all I needed to know I zoned out and paid attention to my surroundings. Jesus Christ Timmy I can not see the end of this place god damn I saw Twilight eat a green apple after Applejack introduced Granny she patted Twilight on the back.
"now I'll say your already part of the family" Twilight then spat out a red apple. WTF.

Twilight laughed nervously and said,"Ok well, I can see the food situation is handled so we'll be on our way"

The little one I remembered Applebloom (what I paid half attention to what was going on) gave a face that if cute could kill I would be dead 10 times over and said "aren't you gonna stay for brunch."

Twilight sympathetically said, "Sorry but we have and awful lot to do", there was a collective 'aww' " Fine" then everypony cheered. Applejack then noticed me while Twilight was eating and trotted over.
"Who are you" she asked.
I responded "Me? I am Kazi how are you"
"Good are you Twilight's coltfriend?"
"What!? No she is just helping after a Manticore attack."
"Oh good y'all are free to eat some brunch"
" Thanks but I'm good"
" Oh Okay well enjoy Ponyville partner."
"I will" Twilight ate quickly wanting to finish so she could continue on time. She got up thanked them and walked by me.
"Kazi come on we have a lot to do and sadly that means more ponies to meet." More ponies? Oh god this is going to be the most interesting day of my life and I am millions of years old, I wonder what the others are up to.

(Author's note: The next chapter is going to be alot better and longer mmkay try note to judge the story too soon Like a few)

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