[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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"-- And that's how I believe dragon's have sex," Vinetion finished her explanation of Draco Sutra.

[ My mind is full of fuck.]

< Literally>

" How do you know all this?" I questioned Vine's strange knowledge.

" Hey! It's one question per chance, now you gotta tell me what Ditzy's cutie mark means. For the buck of me, I can never figure it out."

" Alright fine, Ditzy's cutie mark means--"

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" Oh Celestia! Really?! I'm pregnant?!" Anarchy exclaimed joyously immediately getting up from her seat.

" Yes, but I'm not sure what gender it is yet so you're going to have to wait a few--"

" BUCK THAT SHIT! I'M PREGNANT! OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE!" Anarchy said looking left and right and then through a window," AHA! VINE AND GRAZE!" She then snapped her fingers and with a poof, she was gone.

" Hmph, usually when fillies come in here for this sorta stuff, they complain to me about not wearing a condom and how the colt isn't the father...... This on the other hoof.... I'm okay with this," Cross said once again and then looked to his protege," What do you think Grim?"

" Meh, I think Charge forgot to pull out," he shrugged.

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Outside the school, Vinetion facehoofed under the shade of the tree from hearing the true meaning of Ditzy's cutie mark. " Really? That's it?! I can't believe I couldn't figure it out this whole time and it was right in front my face!"

Drinking my coffee, I nodded and replied with a simple," Mhmm." Not to soon later did Vinetion take a sip of hers embracing the fact of how simple it was.

*POOF* " HEY GUYS! I'M PREGNANT!" A randomly appearing Anarchy exclaimed.

Vine and I looked at one another spewing the coffee in one another's face as we both simultaneously shouted," WHAT?!"

" Yes! I want you Graze to be the godfather and Vine to be the godmother!" She appointed her new roles to us," Oh crap! It's getting late! I have to tell the other ponies!" She then snapped her fingers, leaving with a poof.

[ YES! WE HAVE A MEANING IN LIFE!]

< Kill....Graze has the meaning in life, not us.>

[ Don't you ruin this for me man! Don't you fucking do it!]

Mane dripping wet with coffee, I looked at Vinetion only with one question in mind." How fucked are we?"

" Intensely."

----------------------------- Ice -------------------------------

" So, what's this called again?" Ice questioned in the bakery, looking at the gigantic marzipan cake.

"  The MMMM," Pinkie Pie replied.

" Mmmmmmm?" He hummed confusingly.

" No no Icy, the MMMM," she corrected his hum.

" Mhmmmm," he mmhm'd in agreement a bit unsure.

* POOF* " I'M PREGNANT!" Anarchy appeared randomly and disappeared just as quickly. *POOF*

" Mhmmm, never knew Charge had it in him," Ice said to Pinkie," What do you think?"

" Mhmmhmmhmm," she hummed negatively with a shrug. Slowly but surely, she added things together within her and released a loud gasp shooting into the air," ICE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!" He shook his head," IT MEANS WE ARE GOING TO PLAN A FOAL SHOWER! I'LL CALL THE GIRLS!" Pinkie said quickly dashing out of the room.

" Oh buck me," Ice sighed slowly trotting behind his marefriend.

---------------------------- Breeze and CrackShot --------------------------------

Both FlutterShy and SeaBreeze in their dorm alone, they quietly attended to the care of fauna which had peacefully coincided with them. Honestly, Breeze enjoyed every little amount of time he shared with Fluttershy may it be in peace and quiet which it mostly was, or trying to calm Angel.

* POOF* " PRAISE CELESTIA! I'M PREGNANT!" Anarchy exclaimed randomly appearing before the two ponies. Scared out of their minds, she instilled fear into the quiet couple putting them into a shock as they both dropped to the floor instantly.

With a snap of her fingers, Anarchy quickly disappeared leaving behind a confused CrackShot and Applejack with an unconscious Fluttershy and Breeze.

" Shot hon'," Applejack called her colt.

" Yes AJ?"

" Get my rope, we're going to Cross."

" Yes, I know," he said trotting out the room mumbling too himself," this shit happens way too much."

---------------------------- Light and Legit --------------------------------

" Dude! Why is this bucking homework so hard?!" Legit complained in the library to Light.

" Because Mr. Charge is an evil pony who likes to see us suffer?"

* POOF* " I'M PREGNANT!" * POOF*

" Was that Ms. Anarchy?" Light said a bit confused as the situation happened a bit too fast.

" Seems Legit," the spectacle wearing pony said looking back to his book.

" How is that possible? Aren't they like, guys?" CloudChaser said to Flitter passing by a bit disgusted.

" Ewww, don't shout that in the library! If you're proud of it, do it somewhere else," Flitter said ashamed of the two male ponies.

" What are they talking about?" Light question Legit as he was still a bit unsure of what had just happened.

" Wait, does she think.... Oh no, we're not gay! I'M NOT GAY! I LOVE MARES!" Legit said trying to win back his reputation.

" Oh! Now you're a unfaithful coltcuddler? You make me sick," Flitter harrumphed trotting outside the library," C'mon CloudChaser, let's leave those two cuddlers alone."

" Coming!" The blue and white maned mare shouted by the two colts .Only did she look back to Legit and whispered to him," By the way, that's hot."

Quickly making her escape, Legit watched Light with a huge smile on his face," Oh yeah, I still got it."

---------------------------- Omnius and CloudChaser --------------------------------

" WHO DOES THAT BITCH THINK SHE IS?!" The jacketed pony exclaimed taking a dart in his hooves, throwing at a head piece of the same named mare.

"Boom! HeadShot! Right on the forehead! " Omnius said kicking back watching as his friend raged.

" I MEAN! C'MON, I WAS HERE FIRST! HOW DARE THAT BITCH TAKES MY NAME!"

" Look Cloud, deal with it, she's just a student and when she graduates you would have your name all to yourself," Omnius reassured him.

" And ruin my good name in public?! I don't bucking think so!" Cloud then finished his rant with a sigh," Look, can we just change the topic?"

As if right on cue, Anarchy appeared with a poof," I'm pregnant!"

" Hey cool! Congrats!" Omnius said getting a few words in before she disappeared," So, what do ya think of that Cloud?.....Cloud, what are you doing?!" Omnius shouted as Chaser opened his closet doors.

" I can't let the omen be born, we have to stop this from happening," he said as if under a trance with a clothes hanger. *PONG* Omnius slammed his trusty knife wrench onto Chaser's head," What the fuck man?! I was only kidding!"

" Ha, yeah right! My trusty knife-wrench fixes any and everything! But, that was just to be sure."

" Heh, yeah right," Chaser mocked him.

*PONG*

---------------------------- Principal Shadow Mark --------------------------------

Within the confinements of his office, Shadow Mark had his head buried deep within paper work as he managed the school's budget. " Hmm, another three broken windows. Two ponies sent to Cross. Another riot. WOW! We actually have exactly enough to pay this off!"

*POOF* Anarchy appeared before Shadow Mark grabbing him by his clothes," Sir! I'm pregnant!"

" WAIT! WHAT?!" He exclaimed grabbing his calculator quickly punching in the digits," WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH IN THE BUDGET FOR THAT!"

Anarchy's smile faded as the air around the two of them became thick and dense. Basically, shit hit the fan. She threw him back on his chair with force and warned him," Lookie here, I am going to give birth to my foal whether the school's budget can handle it or not." He nodded furiously understanding how serious the situation was." And with all due respect sir, if I can't have my child, fuck the budget." She stared at him face to face instilling the fear of a really pissed off soccer mom.

Snapping her fingers once again, she teleported out of the office bringing back rainbows and sunshine. Principal Shadow Mark silently chuckled and said to himself," Ha! Silly Anarchy, one does not simply budget."

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Back in my dorm, I trotted towards the fridge wanting a snack as I studied. Luckily for me, there was a bag of potato chips just laying there on one of the shelves, so I took it.

Back to studying on my desk bored as ever, Valkyria walked up to me and began a random fit of hiccups. " Hey, you okay there girl?" She shook her head and quickly burped a flame which covered my face with black smog. Blinking my eyes trying to get some of the smoke out, I found a scroll laying on the floor. Quickly picking up the scroll as I never got mail by dragon, I opened it and read:

'Hey Graze! WAAASSSSAAAAAPPP?! This is Lance, or should I say, Break! You've got to respond to this!'

[ NO WAY! ARE YOU BUCKING KIDDING ME!? GRAZE! WE NEED TO RESPOND!]

< Yeah! I want to see what Dawn says!>

With the utmost seriousness, I slammed a page upon my desk. Next, I forcefully opened the drawers pulling out a pen as that too was slammed upon the page. " I know what must be done." Quickly taking the bag of potato chips, I ripped it open and pulled out a chip from the bag. I stared at that single chip for seconds as if the meaning of life itself was within its contents.

" I shall take this potato chip *Chomp* AND EAT IT!" I was now ready! READY TO WRITE THIS LETTER!

' Hey Lance! I'm doing fine, studies suck as usual. How you doing? And how is Twilight being pregnant? ALSO! I'M GOING TO BE A GOD FATHER!!

P.S-  Kill says, 'WWASSSSAAAAAPPPPPP!' and Joy wants to know how Dawn is going.

< Well, that was very anti-climatic>

Perfect.

---------------------------- Dark and Charge --------------------------------

Finally returning to her dorm, Anarchy greeted both stallions as they sat down eating dinner. " CHARGE! DARK! GUESS WHAT?!"

" What?" Both of them said slightly a bit uninterested.

Let me guess, she's pregnant? " I'M PREGNANT!" Called it.

Dark's eyes twitched hearing that she was pregnant or rather the fact knowing that his dad had sex with her. All he did was stay silent as his brain couldn't function properly anymore.

It was as if he had changed browsers from Marezilla Firefox to Equestria Explorer. It took him an approximate five minutes to give a response as he shouted," WHAT?!" Flipping the table and all of its contents upon the floor. He galloped quickly out of the room in a rage slamming the door shut making a very clear statement not wanting to be followed.

" I-I don't understand, did I do something wrong? I thought he would have liked a little sister," Anarchy said gripping her griffon's and lion's paw into one another confused.

" Don't worry babe, it's not your fault," Charge reassured her walking towards the door," We will talk about this later, but for now, I need to find and speak to Dark."

" I understand," Anarchy quickly made her way to him with a hug," Good luck."

" Thanks. I'm going to need it."

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