[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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I woke up from my bed with a slightly different feeling today, I couldn't really put my hoof on it though.

[ Graze, it's Sunday!]

{ REALLY?!}

< Yes!>

{ How long has it been, three weeks? Does that mean we can?}

[ Oh yeah]

What a glorious day! It was Sunday but not any Sunday! It was the third Sunday of the month. I hurried off my bed, took off my clothes and ran to the bathroom. I did what everypony does when they bathe and came back out with a towel around my waist. I exited the room only with the towel as I entered the living room where Ditzy and Aroma would be.

" HELLO LADIES!" I shouted with excitement.

" Urhm, hi Graze, are you okay?" Ditzy asked curiously.

" Oh no, I know that face, which Sunday is today?!" Aroma asked desperately.

" The third, why?"

" Dear Celestia, why couldn't I pick a better date to--"

" I FEEL SO FREE!!" I shouted taking off my towel with a bit of crazy laughter," AWWWW YEAHHHH!!!" I then ran and hugged both mares.

" What's wrong with Graze?" Ditzy asked through my hug to Aroma on the next side.

" Every two months on the third Sunday, Graze gets tired of his clothes going on a slight mad streak...... and it's kinda disturbing to see him without them."

" But, we're ponies! We hardly ever wear clothes!" Ditzy replied.

" Not the way Razor does this," Aroma replied to Ditzy but now spoke to me," C'mon Graze! Today is very important, can't you just wait one more day?!"

" Nope!" I then released their hugs," Today is my day to just be me, no clothes. I do what I want and it makes me happy on the inside."

* Knock Knock Knock*

" I'LL GET IT!" I shouted answering the door. Ditzy then eyed down her coltfriend without clothes which was a rare sight to see other than in bed, it was truly a rare sight as even in bed I wore those pajamas.

"........Dat Flank," Ditzy said staring biting her bottom lip, she then quickly galloped behind me giving one of them ole 'Git outta here' slaps on the flank.

Aroma stood back with disgust," Eww that's my brother!"

" That's also my coltfriend," Ditzy said with a bit too much of pride," I am going to take advantage of every third Sunday!"

I smiled hearing that and finally opened the door seeing Chaser," Graze! We need to go the mall!......Why aren't you wearing any clothes?"

" My apartment, my body, I do what I want. Why do you need to go to the mall? Weren't we just there?" I questioned him by the frames of the door.

" I need to buy a suit to impress Celestia," Chaser replied," And if I am going to be sent to the moon, I at least want to look good."

" And you need me why?"

" Well number one, I need a wing-stallion and you're the only pony who wears clothes, so please put them on and let's go."

[ Graze this is your Sunday, YOURS! WE WON'T BE SEEING THIS FOR ANOTHER MONTH!]

< A dinner with the Princess hmm? I say we go!>

" Alright Chaser, I'll play your game but first, you need to play mine," I began.

" And what is that?"

" Take off your jacket and join me."

" WHAT?!"

" Strip down man, if we are going to do this, let me at least enjoy my Sunday."

He bit his bottom lip trying to think of how to escape this torment but honestly, it was a fair trade," You promise we will get the suit after?"

" I promise, now take it off and join me in the streak." Chaser relieved himself of the jacket giving it to both Aroma and Ditzy," I don't trust your brother or your coltfriend, at all."

" We know," they both replied as he walked off meeting me by the door.

" You ready?"

" I guess so....."

" THEN LET'S GO!" I shouted beginning my gallop through the halls as I grabbed Chaser who 'willingly' joined me. It felt so good to feel the wind on my body once again, I think I should do this more often," WOOOHOOO!! I'M NAKED!" I shouted passing my group of friends making their way to my dorm.

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" Was that Graze and Chaser?" CrackShot asked curiously.

" Did we just get streaked?" Ice asked as well.

" That doesn't make any sense, ponies don't wear clothes all the time," Dark replied.

" But they do," CrackShot added.

" Seems legit," the green pony beside them.

" Legit, why are you even here?" Breeze asked with curiosity," I mean, aren't you and Berry doing fine?"

" Technically, I don't know if we are together, it's mostly when she is drunk does things happen, so it's up to her," Legit answered.

" Can we please just go and get this over with?" Ice said by the door. With the consent of everypony, he turned the knob revealing Ditzy and Aroma.

" Hello! And welcome to 'How to please your mare!" Aroma exclaimed," This is my assistant Ditzy and she will help me guide you through this session!"

" Oh buck, I think our marefriends are trying to tell us something," Dark blatantly said.

" Please please take a seat on the couch or on the floor so we can begin the process," Ditzy ordered which everyone obeyed," Okay, would anyone like to introduce themselves? The first step is admittance."

Breeze was the first to stand up," Hello, my name is SeaBreeze and I can't please my mare."

" Hello SeaBreeze," they all replied simultaneously.

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" GRAZE! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?!" Chaser shouted as we both galloped throughout the halls. I instantly stopped by one door pushing it open," Is that Charge's room?"

" SURPRISE!!" I exclaimed knocking down the door standing up on my two hind legs,"DO YA LIKE IT? IT'S CALLED A STREAK!" I quickly slammed the door causing both him and Anarchy to flinch.

" Was that Graze without clothes?" Anarachy asked curiously.

" Yes....Why do you ask?"

" Because, I think that was payback for the rope," Anarchy said pointing to her wings," Wait, where are you going Charge?!"

" To join them of course, I wear clothes too and it has been one thousand years til I had that kind of fun," Charge replied taking off his clothes walking up to Anarchy and kissed her on the cheek," Don't wait up."

" I won't!" Anarchy said waving goodbye. Mr. Charge then burst through the door quickly with ease and galloped catching up with Chaser and I.

" So, whose next?!" Charge asked as we all ran down the halls and into the main building," Oh yes," he said knowing exactly where we were going. We quickly ran passed our janitor who had the same old boring expression on his face.

" YEAHHHHHH!!! NO CLOTHESS WOOHOOO!!!" We all shouted.

" Well....Good thing I have lots of brain bleach," Omnius said rolling down his cart through the halls.

" You guys ready for this?" I asked by the door.

" Oh yeah," Chaser and Charge replied.

All three of us once clothed ponies ran our streak into the principal's office with him more confused as ever distracting him from paper work. *Clop Clop* We all stomped our hooves at the same time.

" Yeah, yeah! When I walk on by mares be looking like damn we fly," Chaser sang.

" I pay to the beat trotting down the street like I'm a freak," I sang next.

" This how we roll, no pants, no shirt, we outta control," Charge said next.

Shadow, look at our bodies,ugh,

Shadow, look at our bodies, ugh,

Shadow, look at our bodies, ugh,

We-we work out!

When we walk in the office, this is what we see,

Principal Shadow stops staring at me

We had passion in our pants and we ain't afraid to show it, show it,

" We're sexy and we know it," we all then exited the room as Shadow stared at the now empty spot light where we did our performance.

" What a completely totally normal fun day.......I want to join but all this damn paper work! Agh!" He shouted to himself looking at all the work he had to do.

All three of us were now trotting outside the office and through the halls once again," So, who do we streak next? This is kinda fun," Chaser said.

" Well, I didn't see a certain mare in a long time, so just follow me," I said smiling.

" It feels good to let it all loose once in a while, but I miss my clothes," Charge stated.

" Me too, in fact, after this Graze and I are going to pick out a suit, want to come? We could use a pony with experience," Chaser offered.

" Sure, I think I can make it but just after this last streak," Charge replied. All three of us walked for a few minutes stopping by one door, apartment forty four, the room next to my old one.

" Oh door, I missed you so much," I said looking at room forty three," Anyways, let's get this over with."

All three of us once again stood outside a door and knocked twice. A mint coated unicorn then opened the door staring at all of us," SURPRI--What are you doing inside your room?" I asked curiously looking at the mess.

[ Wow..... Seriously? Somepony is a bit too into their work ]

< Unlike us>

" Oh hiya Graze.....where are your clothes?" Lyra asked confusedly as Bon Bon made an appearance by the door.

" It's so nice to see you again! Come on inside you guys, would you like anything to drink and eat?" Bon Bon offered," Sorry about Lyra's mess, she can get a bit out of hand with her 'obsession'."

" What are all of these drawings?" Chaser said looking at the room filled with sketches.

" I believe they are humans, an old mares tale, even I have seen weirder shit but never a human, care to explain Ms. Lyra?"

" It'll be my honor to share my knowledge with all of you," Lyra then cleared her throat," Their whole universe was once in a hot dense state until fourteen billion years ago--"

" Wait, that's pretty much of a long time, how are you so sure about this?"

" Graze let her finish," Charge said.

" Sorry."

" 'Earth' their land is believed to be called began to cool and the autotrophs began to drool, such a weird statement but I believe it was literally linked to as hunger," Lyra said unsure," Anyways, specimens called neanderthals developed tools and even walls, something like pyramids!"

" Oh! Like in Las Pegasus?" Chaser asked.

" Yup! But just like us, they studied, Math, Science and History, using what they've learnt to unravel many mysteries. Can't you believe it all started with something called the 'Big Bang'?"

" That seems kind of odd, I still believe in our theory of everything being created by the great Alicorns," Charge denied her fact," I've been far too long in Equestria to know that us ponies control most of it."

" What?! You honestly don't believe in other life than Equestrian-kind out there?!" Lyra stated shocked.

" Sorry but, when I see one, I would believe it," Charge said a bit too sure leaving the room.

" See ya Lyra! Today's gonna be extremely busy!" I waved a hoof good bye.

Chaser was the last to leave and to tell Lyra goodbye," Don't worry, I believe you, I mean we can't be the only ones out here right?" He then smiled and left with a wave of a hoof," Nice sketches by the way!"

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" Okay guys, let me just get my clothes and we can leave 'kay?" I said in front of my dorm.

" Take your time man," Charge said to which I nodded and entered the room only to find out that my sister and Ditzy were teaching my friends...... This can't be good.

" Earth ponies have eight erogenous zones," she said pointing to the diagrams of an earth pony showing each location to which all of the stallions were confused and to confuse them even more she said," while unicorns have ten adding on their horns and pegasi have twelve due to their wings!"

" There are twelve?!" Dark asked shocked.

" Let me see that," Ditzy said looking into the diagram, she nodded her head in approval," Oh yeah, I forgot about that one," she then looked at me," Even Graze does."

I silently blushed with a bit of embarrassment.

[Damn, that's harsh.]

< Infront of everyone....Damn>

Legit raised a hoof and asked jokingly," Can I get a demonstration?"

I quickly charged him throwing him outside my opened door and slammed it," NO GRAZE! PLEASE STOP........AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!" Honestly, I just took my anger out on him.

I reentered the room fixing my mane which had seemed to be unkempt due to previous activities," Sorry folks, please continue."

Aroma smiled and continued,"  During mating, you may want to spice things up a bit, mix it up to make her go from nice to SWEET CELESTIA! SOMEONE IS MURDERING HER!"

Ditzy then gave an example looking at the diagram," Like this, start out with a one, a two.....A one, two, three, an eight," her voice changed a little enjoying herself with the diagram as she pointed out the spots on it," a nine, a seven, a three two, a two four eleven, four, nine, nine, four ten!" Ditzy then looked at me," Ten Eight! Six Seven! TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN!" She galloped through the entire crowd and tackled me sending me to the floor, getting a bit too into the  teachings.

" Hahaha, okay Ditzy! Calm down a bit, I need to go out for a while," I informed her.

She looked left and right to the group of colts and whispered in my ears," I'll see you later!"

I kissed her and nodded," I know," she then allowed me to get up from spot to which I then put on my clothes and exited the room.

" Well...That was awkward," Ice said breaking the silence when I left. A certain glassed wearing pony crawled on the floor meeting the others with his mane disheveled and one eye swollen.

" Whoever lives in dorm fifty four, you left your door open," Legit said weakly as he crawled.

" Oh thanks! That's me!" Ice galloped quickly to close the door. While outside though what prevented Ice from venturing further was a very pissed off mare," Uhm, Vine? Haven't seen you for a while, what's wrong?"

" Oh nothing," she said with a stuffy nose," just sick.....And that I had to clean Graze's fucking mess while I was sick! Where is he?!" She stomped her hoof a bit vexatious but then sneezed a fine blue powder on Ice.

" Gross! Vine, say it don't spray it! And what the hell was that?!" Ice said trying to wipe off the powder with a hoof.

" I don't know-Achoo!- but Dashie didn't catch it and you said you don't get sick," she then sniffled," don't worry, I just need to talk to Graze."

" Well, he is going to have dinner with the Princess, Ditzy told us."

".....I guess I shall wait patiently til night," Vine said trotting off sneezing again.

" Bye Vine! Hope you feel better!" Ice waved a hoof and then talked to himself," Damn, I really hope that thing isn't contagious."

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