[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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From my little strange encounter with that pony whose name I never got, I firstly needed to go to the library to pick up a book which was desperately needed for future studying. Walking through the halls, I met one of my classmates and greeted him as I usually would," Hey White Noise, how's the morning treating ya'?" I asked the white pegasi with a striped brown and white mane wearing a pair of glasses.

" Oh nothing, just going to get prepared for Celestia's speech, are you going?" He asked me.

" Yeah of course, but first I really need to go to the library to get some books from Dark and Twilight, see ya around okay?" I then bro hoofed him and trotted towards the school library. Upon entering the library doors, I saw Dark speaking with that same Celestia's witness pony who was now alerted that I had entered the building.

[ Freeze mother fucker, and behold Kill ]

< You are so vain >

The pony glared at me with death in his eyes and teleported from the library, I trotted over to Dark curious of what had just happened," Hey Dark, who was that pony?"

" Oh, that's just Fifty Fifty, he was just telling me about some Celestia's witness program, by the way, are you going later on  today for her speech?"

" Yeah dude, don't worry I'm going to be there," I answered his question," By the way, I need to borrow one of the library's

physics text books, got any spares?"

Dark nodded zooming through the library quickly picking up a text and handed it to me," Lucky pony you, that's the last copy."

" Hahahaha, yeah I know I am," I replied but then got distracted yet again by the immense amount of comfort, Dark needed to know. I grabbed him and looked him in the eyes," Dude, these pants are so fucking comfy, I mean, it just sways and swings, you need to try this."

[ It seriously is, it feels like sex, without the sex ]

< So it feels like nothing? Dude, what the honest fuck is wrong with you?>

[ It's the pants talking not me..... We have to destroy them, the world shall not know of it's comfort. ]

" Dude, I don't wear clothes, I am not going to play dress up like some filly," Dark responded to which I expressed bemuse.

" Dude, your dad wears clothes, so technically you just dissed your father," I said walking off with the book in my saddlebags and outside the doors of the library only catching one more response from Dark.

" I am so fucked."

[ Yes you are ]

< Hefty Hefty Hefty > Joy chanted pumping his hoof in the air.

From the library, the next thing to do on my list was to sit in the cafeteria and flip through the pages of this book, damn, I really hated studying. I took a seat near the window pane which allowed Celestia's sun to shine through it making my studying a little bit less stressful. A few minutes had passed as I read only to be disrupted by my sixth sense or to be properly named, Kill and Joy.

< Graze look! It's Grim, the guy from the mall, I think you should say hi >

[ That pony creeps me the fuck out, something ain't right man ]

{ Oh yeah, he is scary but the way Fifty isn't? Kill, you sometimes make no sense }

[ Hey fuck you man, I'm just warning you ]

I listened to both Kill and Joy this time, I was going to walk across but something did seem odd, my side of the cafeteria was bright as hell while his, let's just say Omnius needed to fix some lights.

" Hey Grim, how's it hanging?" I asked the pony who was busy enjoying his breakfast.....Ugh, that oatmeal? Was he crazy?

He gulped down his food looking at me," What do you want?"

" Look, I just want to say sorry that we started up on such bad terms."

" It's fine," he replied instantly his head still looking at his oatmeal. I opened my mouth again to talk but was soon interrupted," Look, I don't blame you for anything but I have to go study a bit before this whole Celestia thing starts."

I nodded understanding where he was coming from yet I knew he still had not forgiven me, maybe he just needed time," Alright man, see you later, if you need anything just tell me."

" Sure," and with that, he pushed the bowl softly away from him and teleported with the haze coming from his horn.

" Well that went well," I said to myself walking back to my seat. My eyes quickly diverted to a certain grey pony," Hey Fifty!" I shouted and galloped towards him, nevertheless my attempt was futile him having the upper advantage being a unicorn," Celestia damn it! What the fuck is up with that guy? Can't I go a day without being creeped out?" I ranted taking my seat yet again.

Oh sweet mercy of the Princess' these pants were so fucking comfortable, I mean, I just couldn't stop thinking about it, they were always on my mind of why I did not try this earlier?

The expression on my face could have been only picture as satisfactory relief when one has orgasmed....Yup, that's the best description I have. Suddenly, I realized that my wings had sprung out fully from this comfortable yet sexual sensation.

[ Well, this is embaras-- Who the fuck am I kidding? HANG OUT WITH YOUR WANG OUT!]

< ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!>

Both Kill and Joy bro hoofed one another knowing the rhyme. I tucked my wings on the inside of my vest hoping that no pony would notice grabbing the book with my mouth directly in front of me adding to the concealment as I tried to make a quick escape fro the cafeteria.

[ Dude you are acting way to suspicious ]

< WOW! ANARCHY! TWELVE O'CLOCK!>

I trotted towards her as she had now come out from those same exact cafeteria doors, I looked at the side of my wings still tucked in neatly and back at her, she alone was smiling. Wait....Was she actually seeing my wingboner? I made a quick check, not possible...That must mean...

[ FEMALES CAN SENSE BONERS! QUICKLY JOY, WE MUST RESEARCH UPON THIS ] Kill said holding Joy by his shoulder [ WE CAN BE THE FIRST FOR THIS DISCOVERY!]

" Oh, hello Graze, watcha got there?" Anarchy said looking at the book.

" Numfin," I muffled out as best as I could, book between my teeth. She grabbed the book out of my mouth snapping her fingers teleporting it instantly back to the library.

" Now what are you hiding?" She smiled evilly and teased," Do I have to pull the rope again?"

I shook my head not wanting the rope, please Celestia if you are out there, not the rope! PLEASE NOT THE ROPE!

[ YES! THE ROPE! FINALLY! WOOHOO! WET MANE HERE WE COME!]

" Tsk Tsk Graze, I thought you would have known better," Anarchy said bringing a chair lying back upon it and pulled the imaginary rope releasing invisible water upon herself, damn that wet mane was hot! BUT WHY TO ME?! My wings couldn't hold themselves anymore as they popped out from the pure pressure of the rope.

[ And I jizzed in my pants]

< Metaphorically speaking>

" And my job is done," Anarchy said walking through the entire cafeteria giving every male and female wing boners. Well, at least it wasn't me alone, so I walked out the cafeteria with pride spreading my wingboner with pride.

" Graze! Have some dignity in yourself!" Lyra said as I passed by her.

" Nnnnnope!!" I replied walking through the halls like a boss.... Like a boss with a boner.

*RRRRIIIINNNNNNGGGGG*

" Oh crap! The ceremony is about to begin!" I exclaimed rushing through the halls with my bonerfied wings hitting everypony from my right and left....Technically speaking if you think about it, they were slapped with my boner.

[ Mmmm Yeah]

< Me gusta >

Rushing through the halls, I found the massive crowds of ponies waiting for the ruler of Equestria to give her speech, many pegasi were flying trying to get a better look as the ones earthed to the floor chatting with one another.

I soon spotted my group of friends talking to one another except for one mare," Hey guys! Where's Vine?"

" Hey Graze, I think she is sick," Ice announced," Ha! Serves her right, even if she tried I could never get the cold."

" That's so ironic," Legit announced as it did make sense," Your name is Ice, you're cold but you can never get the cold....Seems Legit bro."

" Anyways, why is she sick?" I asked curiously.

" Those Super Mocha Chillers, everypony who drank them got sick, I don't know what went wrong with them," Light answered.

" But wait! I drank some of it and I'm not sick!" Aroma stated.

" Yeah because you drank a small amount," Light replied.

" Oh yeah, right!" Aroma chuckled," Anyways Graze! Oh hey, that rhymes! Hahaha, anyway, that Grim pony across there seems to be kinda alone maybe you should say hi!" she pointed to the pony who had attended the ceremony.

" Been there done that," I replied.

" But Graze, he seems so alone, he isn't going to go anywhere so just try and befriend him," Breeze pointed out.

" Dude, you are too high on the hormones, calm down, I'm not gay but I will see what I can do," I pointed out to Breeze, honestly, we needed to re-stallionize him but there was so much shit going on everyday! My track of thought went blank again as I realized yet another mare was missing,"Where's Ditzy?"

" Oh, she couldn't make it, still sick in bed," Aroma informed me of my mare.

I sighed and walked off," I will check up on her after this, see you ponies later!"

" Bye Graze and good luck!" CrackShot being the first to wish me.

" Thanks Shot, I think I'm going to need it." I thus began my journey to the back of the auditorium where Grim had stood alone," Hey Grim, enjoying the ceremony so far?"

He pulled down his shades and answered," It didn't even start yet."

" Hello, Equestrian High!" Princess Celestia bellowed upon the stage as she had now entered.

I smiled smugly to Grim as timing was always perfect with me but soon getting back on topic ," Sorry but can we start on a new hoof?" I lent out my hoof to him with a smile," Hi, my name is Graze and you a--" I felt a slight sting at the back of my neck as my body instantly dropped to the floor like a stone knocked out cold. I only had a few seconds to watch as Grim stood confused and pushed my body to see if I was okay, he called out my name many times but I couldn't focus on the entire scene, my vision had gone blurry. The last thing I saw was Grim meeting the same fate as me and a certain stallion appearing before the two of us.

[ What the fuck happened?! GRAZE! WAKE UP!]

< Graze? Graze! Kill! What happened?! >

[ I-I don't know! Wait a second is th-- ] Kill said incompletely meeting the same fate as Grim and I knocking out cold to the floor.

< WAIT! STAY BACK! I'M WARNING YOU!> And now, it was Joy's turn.

I soon whited out completely unaware of my surroundings as I missed the entire speech being dragged off to an unknown location.

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Chaser was in the washroom of the school taking a break as the speech had finished, he bent his head by the tap splashing some water upon his face and looked into the mirror," HOLY FUCK!? WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?" Chaser shouted at the reflection of Celestia behind him.

" Oh, I've been here ever since you entered," Celestia smiled trotting towards Chaser as he backed against the wall.

" What do you want Princess? Why do you love to torment me?!" Chaser exclaimed.

" Why what is the other reason that teasing Luna's coltfriend," Celestia then laughed to herself but soon calmed down," But today is different, I am not here to patronize you but to merely invite both you and Luna to dine at the Canterlot Castle," she then made a scroll appear before his eyes.

Cloud Chaser opened and read through the invite reading between every single line as if he was a lawyer looking for some kind of loop hole or trick, fortunately for him, there was none to be found," Okay Princess I will play your little game for now but.....Princess? Celestia? Hello?" Chaser said looking around at the once occupied bathroom.

" Chaser come out here and stop talking to yourself! The princess is outside and taking her leave!" Omnius exclaimed entering the bathroom.

" Damn it Celestia! Why do you toy with me?!"

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My eyes opened slowly as my vision was blurred and my head spinning from the effects of knocking out unconscious. I tried to move my hooves but soon realized that I was strapped tightly down to a chair in a dark room, I looked left and right but thank Celestia I had found Grim," Hey Grim! Wake up! WAKE THE FUCK UP!" I shouted.

" Oh don't worry Graze, it's just you and me now, he will be up shortly, sadly he is going to miss our little fun you and I will share," A creepy voice said coming from the shadows as I heard a clopping sound coming closer and closer. The shadow had hit a source of light revealing his face.

Holy fuck, the pony behind all this was Fifty Fifty. He had thee scariest smile ever as he watched upon me psychotically and approached me.

" Any last words from the three of you?" He asked calmly and scarily.

[ OH YEAH! I ONLY HAVE ONE!] Kill shouted looking seriously [YOLO!]

Kill, I swear I will fucking murder you if I survive.

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