[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

Here you go ponies, check Vinetion's New story

Still a mare.

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It had so far been five hours after my departure for food while the remaining of the other colts were getting a bit agitated as they suffered from a lack of patience.

" What is taking Grace so long! It's been like, five bucking hours!" Dark shouted.

" Hey bro, just cool down a bit, we don't know what is happening outside there," Ice commented.

While Ice and Dark chatted with one another, Cross had his mind on a few other important things," I don't know what it is but I feel like we are missing a pony........ Aw shit....The principal."

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Meanwhile in the principal's office, ShadowMark had his hooves busy with a few documents on his table.

*Knock Knock Knock*

" Come in!" He shouted allowing the guest to enter," Oh, Miss Anarchy, what a surprise. Is there another parent complaint?"

" No, no...Not at all, in fact, do you know what today's date is?" Anarchy smiled evilly as the principal took a quick glance at his calendar. A drop of sweat trickled down his brow as he saw the date, he couldn't believe his eyes.

" B-but...HOW!? THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE! I TRIPLE CHECKED AND YOU ALL WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO GO IN HEAT FOR ANOTHER YEAR!"

" Oh, it is possible, just look at all these mares." Suddenly, his entire office was flooded with sex hungry mares," There is no escape Principle Mark....You're fucked."

" LIKE HELL I AM! FUCK THIS SHIT!" Principal Shadow Mark shouted as he ran, diving through the glassed window which once shielded him from the outside world and sprinted away from the heated mares which were about to heed chase after him.

" Halt!" Anarchy shouted before the mares made a mad dash," Leave him be, we still have our little janitor."

And right on cue, Vinetion with her ....Vines, dragged a bundled, gift wrapped and restrained Omnius behind her and said," Oh we are going to have fun with you."

" MMMM! MMMMMM!!!" Omnius muffled through his bandaged mouth.

" Tsk, Tsk, you must be punished... What do you choose? Death or Rape?" Anarchy asked Omnius pulling off the bandage around his mouth.

" I CHOOSE DEATH! DEATH!" Omnius immediately shouted as the seal from his mouth was removed.

Anarchy turned around to the entire mare population and announced sadly," ....He chooses Death--"

"...Awwwww...." All the mares including me aw'd dissatisfied with his choice.

"--BY RAPE!!" Anarchy shouted.

" HUZZAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

" NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Omnius shouted as Vine dragged him into the sea of mares...and rape.

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" Aw shit! Are you serious?! He is so fucked!" CrackShot announced realizing that the principal was missing.

" I actually feel kind of bad for Omnius and ShadowMark," SeaBreeze added his comment with distraught.

" Hey, Legit, you've been kind of quiet ever since this whole thing, what's wrong?" Cross said worried to the glasses wearing pony.

" Urhmm...It's nothing really, just brings up some bad memories I do not want to live," Legit replied.

" Oh c'mon, it can't be that bad," Charge said walking into the conversation.

" It is actually how I got my cutie mark," Legit added.

" Dude, I am sure yours cannot be worse than mine, we got your back man," Light said putting a hoof on Legit's shoulder.

" * Sigh* Alright."

" Aww Yeah! Story time!" Chaser exclaimed bringing the whole group to listen," So who wants to sit on daddy's lap?" He joked getting a few looks of disgust.

" ....Anyways, *Ahem*," Legit cleared his throat and began to sing.

When I was a little colt and the sun was going down,

The screaming and the moans,

They would always make me frown,

I would cover my ears with pillows, fear from what I heard,

Mom and Dad said it was the way, that grown ups used to play--

" Dude, can you not sing this out? I hear enough of this from Pinkie," Ice interrupted his little play.

" Aww, I kinda liked the song," Charge said as Chaser agreed.

" Ugh fine! I guess what I am trying to say was that when I was young, I caught my mother and father in the act--"

" That's i--"

"--But! At that time I was doing poorly in Language Arts, I needed this opportunity or else I would have failed! I described every hump, moan, groan, squish and squeaky bed noises with perfect detail...Hell! Even though I scarred myself for the rest of my life, I got an A+ in my essay! It was so great, they couldn't even complain!"

" Wow...That is either un-legit or too legit," Dark commented.

" Yeah, I call Bullshit, no one has the balls to stay, watch AND! Write an essay of their parents giving each other the sexual healing," Ice added.

" Wow, you guys don't believe me?" Legit then trotted to his bag and pulled out an essay with an A+ called," Mommy and Daddy Super Happy Fun Time! " Forgive me of the name, I was still a young colt."

" Why the fuck do you carry that around?" Light asked the question on everypony's mind.

" Because! It was my inspiration! IT GAVE ME MY CUTIE MARK!" Legit then rose the paper into the air with a victory stance.

* Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp* Was the only thing heard from a lone circket....WOW! EVEN THE CRICKETS ARE IN HEAT!

" Damn, that's kinda disgusting," Cross added in looking at the crickets have at it.

" Hey, Chaser, I remember you saying something about the 96 position...What exactly is that?" SeaBreeze asked as the entire group and even Charge wanted to know.

" Yeah, in my five hundred years, I've never heard about it," Charge added.

" Well, I guess I can tell you all...But, it is a truly sad sexual position. Actually, it isn't even a sexual position, it is a 'Fail Safe' sexual move."

[ Now, I want every pony to actually use their hands and arms to play out the actual role of the 96. Firstly, you take you arms and let the palms of your hands touch your elbows.]

" First off, during the 69, if the mare isn't pleased with her counterparts actions or if they are out of sync, she literally cocks block him herself and rolls off onto the other side of the bed so that she won't see his face as she is displeased and has lost interest--"

[ Now just gently take your left arm AND FLIP THAT MOTHER FUCKER! So that the palm is facing the other direction.]

"--Failing a 69 is probably the worst for the male as it is a basic and primary sexual position. It is a feat in itself to fail such a thing but worse yet, during the 96, the female's head is literally in the direction of the male's ass flaps...Basically what I am trying to get at is, no pony wins.... That is why I was feeling a bit sad for Omnius if ever such thing happens."

"....I never thought I would see the day," Charge said in shock.

" Wow, that is terrible," SeaBreeze added.

" Hey SeaBreeze, I don't believe I've ever heard of you and FlutterShy do any sort of thing...Has she got you pussywhipped that badly?" Dark asked.

" Actually, yes, she is a freak in bed but whenever I don't feel like having sex or I stray from the path, she gives me *Gulp* THE STARE!"

" If that isn't pussywhipped, I don't know what is," Charge replied.

" Oh yeah Mr. Charge? I don't believe I ever heard of you having sex with a mare," Chaser assaulted him with a question," Hold on a second.... Why were you so eager to get out of the Heat Season? None of us feared it that much unlike you."

" It's because I don't want to get rape and I have more pride in myself than to plow anything I see with a heartbeat. I only engage in such actions with the mare I truly love," Charge answered.

" Okay, fine, who is the special mare then?"

Charge's eyes opened wide in fear of telling his colleagues and students,"......"

" Yeah Mr. Charge, who is the special mare?" Legit asked as the other continuously did assaulting him with questions, over and over and over again.

" ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! EVERYPONY SHUT THE FUCK UP! I WILL TELL YOU, CELESTIA DAMN IT!" Charge shouted," Her name was Ivory, an earth pony but, she died a long time ago when we were younger, she was the only mare who I truly loved and ever since then, I haven't been able to love at all."

Some of the guys, Breeze, Dark, Light, Legit and Cross Awwww'd for the poor Mr. Charge.

Chaser stood still and focused intensely as his brain tried it's best to add 2+2 together in this situation,"....Wait a second... Mr. Charge! We all know you've been here for at least three hundred plus years.....Oh my buck, I don't believe it--"

Mr. Charge's eyes widened as he had been found out while he thought to himself,' FUCK IT CHASER! WHY?! WHY!? YOU SICK FUCK YOU!'

"--MR. CHARGE HAS NOT HAD SEX IN THREE HUNDRED YEARS!..... OH SHIT! YOUR VIRGINITY MUST HAVE GROWN BACK...AT LEAST THREE TIMES PER CENTURY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR BALL SUCK IS WORSE THAN A VACUUM BAG! IT JUST KEEPS ON COLLECTING DUST!!" Chaser then rolled on the floor laughing his ass off as a few other students snickered.

Mr. Charge then walked over to Chaser and bucked him with both of his hindlegs sending the jacketed pony to a brick wall actually leaving a dent or better yet, a crater in it," Sweet Dreams Chaser," Mr. Charge announced as he watched and left Chaser literally stuck onto the wall," Next time you make a bucking joke like that, I am crucifiying you."

" Wait! Mr. Charge!" Chaser announced.

" What?"

" Don't leave me hangin' " Chaser joked around with a terrible pun.

*WHAP* Mr. Charge flung one of his demonic sized text books straight at Chaser's face .

Mr. Charge walked past the group of students and Cross," Everything you heard was a lie, Dark is nineteen, do the maths," Silent quickly said making his way over to the boxes filled with jars of cinnamon.

".....Seems Legit," Legit said.

* WHAP* " NO MORE FUCKING PUNS!" Charge shouted.

" I don't know what to believe in life anymore," CrackShot said as the others agreed.

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Anarchy sat in the principal's seat spinning on the chair having the time of her life," WEEEEEEEEE--"

[ I imagine the six flags theme song while I spin on my spinny chair and therefore I am sure Anarchy does too.]

* Click* The door opened resulting in Anarchy and her fun to stop looking serious as ever," *Ahem* Yes come in."

[ Epic reference right here! ]

I walked into the room and knelt down before Anarchy," What is thy bidding Master?"

" It is time to execute rule 69, go forth to the stadium, take Vinetion and the mares with you and rape every single colt alive."

I stood up on all four hooves and began my walk towards the door," Thy bidding will be done."

" Wait Grace!" Anarchy exclaimed as I directed my attention towards her," May the heat be with you."

" And also with you."

[ Tell me if you want the entire song, I will try my best]

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