[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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The next morning had arrived and it was time for my first delivery run," Okay Ditzy, so basically I just have to slip these envelopes under their door and if it's a package I knock, right?"

" Mhmm! Yup Graze," Ditzy replied still joyous over the fact that I was helping her.

Honestly, I felt kind of bad that I was so foolish not to notice how bad of a coltfriend I was compared to the other guys.

" I'm still sorry Ditzy," I apologized looking at her.

" Don't beat yourself about it, I'm just happy you're here now," She nuzzled me and continued," Want to go together as your first day?"

" I wouldn't rather it any other way," I said picking up the heavier bag of packages as she held the letters slowing trotting down the halls of the school.

We walked for a few minutes passing several doors in order as Ditzy read a small piece of paper holding the information of today's deliveries.

" Okay.... Room Thirty Four! Hey looks like there is a package for FlutterShy and Breeze," Ditzy said to me. I then reached into my mailbag and pulled out a small box with holes.

" I wonder what it could be?" I shook the box slightly trying to get a fixed shape since I wasn't a unicorn.... Lucky unicorns.

* SQUUUEEEEE!!! SQUUUEEE!!* Was the sound I heard coming from the inside of the box.

" GRAZE!! STOP SHAKING THE BOX!! THERE IS AN ANIMAL IN IT!!" Ditzy shouted.

[ I think we should shake it some more.... ]

< YEAH! C'MON I DIDN'T HEAR PROPERLY!!>

{ I DON'T WANT TO KILL AN ANIMAL!!}

I stared horrified at the box, I wanted to open it to see if the little critter... Whatever it was, was okay.

I quickly knocked on the door which was soon to be opened by a bed headed Breeze and FlutterShy," Oh! Thank you Graze! It's finally here!" FlutterShy said at bit louder and more excited than usual.... still not loud enough might I add.

I wanted to rush off to get these packages delivered and also not to be caught by FlutterShy if she found out I killed her animal but yet again, I was pulled into some small talk from Breeze," So Graze, you're working the mail delivery huh?"

" Ahahaha yeah, I wanted to help Ditzy and be a better coltfriend for her," I continued the conversation when something weird popped into my mind," Uhmm FlutterShy?"

" Yes?" She responded.

" Where is your friend... that white unicorn.... I don't see her often," I wondered.

[ Damn author ]

{ ..... What?}

" Oh... Rarity... she is... kinda busy these days.."

" Busy with what?"

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" --Stitch by stitch, stitching them together, deadline blooms do you know that the client's always right--"

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" Yeah... she has been extremely busy since she is picking up sewing and maintaining her studies... If that's okay with you..."

" Wow.... she needs to get out more.... get a colt for herself," I responded," Does she even have like a pet or something to keep her company?"

" Oh! Why yes... she has Opal, I sometimes take care of her."

< She's A Crazy Cat Lady!!>

[ She only has one cat ]

< Giver her time >

I saw Breeze in the background slowly heading towards the box," Well gotta go, mail won't deliver itself, BYE!"

I closed the door and grabbed Ditzy's hoof running down the halls.

I heard a blood curdling screech coming from their door and looked back, I picked up my pace when I heard," WHAT HAPPENED?!!"

" C'MON DITZY! RUN!"

[ No real animals were harmed in the writing of this story.... Fucking Lies AHAHAHAHAHA]

< But seriously though, the animal is just unconscious>

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" Okay this is our last delivery and then we can head back home," Ditzy said.

I looked at the door number carefully, " 69", why does that number feel so familiar.... feel... so.... familiar.....

Anyways, I shrugged off the thought and knocked on the door.

* Knock Knock Knock* " Delivery!!" I shouted.

The door opened revealing a white coated mare complimented with a light pink mane streaked with an even lighter shade of pink," GRAZE?! IS THAT REALLY YOU?!"

[ Oh Fuck]

" Hello Fleur, I didn't know you go this school," I silently cursed myself yet had one of the best poker faces ever.

" Oh! That's right I just moved into here and look who I meet!!" Fleur said happily.

I wanted to cut the conversation short befo--

" Oh is that your co-worker?"

[ Fuck ]

" Marefriend," I said honestly and proud.

Her eye twitched a little and reverted itself back to normal," Oh.... How nice!!" She walked up to Ditzy and looked at her, raising out a hoof," My name is Fleur de Lis and you?"

" I'm Ditzy Doo! Nice to meet you," Ditzy shook her hand.

'' Pleasure is all mine," Fleur released Ditzy's hoof.

I coughed interrupting their introductions wanting to basically escape before hell broke loose," ..... So Fleur here is your package, I guess we will be seeing you around."

I handed over the package to her and waved her a hoof goodbye, she stopped me by holding out a hoof," Wait Graze!"

" Mmmm?"

She desperately searched for words to continue our conversation," What subject do you have first?"

" History," I responded quickly," Bye Fleur see you around."

I trotted down the hallway of our school in silence as I knew something was bothering Ditzy," Okay Graze, spill the info, what happened to you and Fleur?"

" I swear, only you can read me," I chuckled," You don't know Fleur like I do."

" I delivered mail to her ever since she came to this school and she is a nice mare," Ditzy said picking up for Fleur," So again.... What's the matter?"

" Remember that story I told you ponies in the desert?" Ditzy nodded," Right, remember that girl I saved?"

" Oh yeah! You never really did gave us a description or continued from that point."

" Exactly, that little filly was Fleur, she and I became close friends and after we finished school, one thing lead onto another and another. We had a good run but it wasn't the best," I looked and smiled at Ditzy.

" Okay but you still didn't tell me what happened."

" You're not going to let this go are you?" I asked with a sigh.

Ditzy shook her head excitedly wanting to hear more, I continued," Okay fine after primary school we graduated and went onto secondary school where ponies were a bit more mature and handled the whole "cutie mark thing" differently. She didn't like that..... Not one bit..... Anypony that wanted to come close to me or wanted to be friends, she would offend and when she meant I was " hers ", she meant it to be I was no pony else's."

" So she basically attacked anyone that was friendly with you? Only wanted you for herself.... I can't see why any pony won't want you for themselves," Ditzy gave a quick flirty look and continued," But maybe she has changed! Look at her, she was okay with you and me."

[ Obviously you didn't see that bitches eye twitch]

" Ditzy.... Ponies don't change, just be careful when around her, I don't want anything happening to you," I stopped trotting when we arrived at the doors of the cafeteria," Want to get some muffins?"

" Ha! You know it!" Ditzy rushed inside before me as I walked to a table with a few familiar ponies, Ice, Shot, Dark, Twilight, Light and Vinetion who was drinking her daily dose of coffee.

" Morning Graze!" Shot called out noticing me first.

" How's your morning so far?" Vine asked.

" Honestly not my best."

" How come bro?" Ice asked.

" ...... My Ex Girlfriend attends this school...."

" Who now?" Light asked.

" Fleur De Lis," I said with a bit of disgust.

" Who is Fleur?" was a question heard among them and just on cue the supermodel pony had entered the cafeteria her eyes locking onto me.

" Her....." I said as that was an extremely terrifying convenient moment.

" Dayuummmnnnn," Dark said as Twilight expressed a bemused look,"....Damn."

" .... Looks like a slut," Vine said silently sipping her coffee as everyone else but me looked shocked at her," What? It's true just look at her!"

" Hiiiiiii Grazee!!" Fleur said as she walked up to the table," Who are these ponies? Your friends?" Her eye gave a small twitch again.

[ Bitch, you got something in your eye? Tell me because I can slap it right out]

{ Calm Down Kill, lets see how this plays out }

Before Fleur made it to our group, Vinetion whispered something so that Fleur won't catch on," I don't like her."

" Ah, you're just jealous," Shot said waving a hoof at Vine.

She introduced herself to the entire group," My name is Fleur!"

" Yo! I'm Dark"  " Pleased to meet you, I'm Vinetion" " My name is Light, how are you?" " Name's Ice " " Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle"  " And I'm Shot"

All of my friends had now introduced themselves as I looked at all of them and sat up from my seat," Well you ponies get to know each other a bit better, I'm going to see how Ditzy is."

I trotted across half the cafeteria and had now met Ditzy as she waited in a line for breakfast," Hey Graze, looks like Fleur isn't so bad after all, look how she's behaving, I think you owe somepony an apology."

" I'll apologize when I know she isn't a complete psycho bitch," I said with confidence.

" Graze! How could you! Just look at her!" Ditzy said with a little temper in her voice.

" Ditzy! I'm telling you that I know her and if you won't believe me, you can be very best of friends with her and find out for yourself!" I was a bit angered that my own marefriend didn't trust me but it was a bit necessary," I still love you but I'm going to head to History class now, I have an assignment to give up to Doctor Whooves."

"Fine... See you later..." she responded as I trotted off.

I looked at my group of friends as I walked by and said dully," See you ponies at History, I have to give up an assignment."

I headed out of the cafeteria doors and made my way to my first class as Fleur De Lis and my group of friends stood quiet.

" What's his problem?" Ice asked,'' Heh, am I right Fleur?"

" Shut the buck up you little ice cube," Fleur replied in a darker tone.

" Wait... Huh?" Ice said confused.

" Look and listen carefully, Graze is mine, leave him alone and if anyone of you interfere I will come for you."

" Hey that's not right! You can't tell us anything! And Graze won't ever abide to what you're saying!" Twilight said.

" Shut up EggHead," Fleur snapped.

" Hey! Don't talk to my marefriend like that!" Dark responded slamming the table asserting himself.

Fleur's horn was engulfed with a magical aura picking up Dark as he flailed in mid air,knocking down Vine's coffee," Not so tough are ya?"

Vine silently tapped her hooves where all the action was taking place commanding a vine to wrap around Fleur's leg.

" Now! This is my last warni--Agghh!!" Fleur was now being held upside down, mid air by a vine around her hoof as her magic dropped Dark on the floor.

" Now you listen to me, I don't know who the buck you are but you don't mess with my friends and most importantly you don't mess with my coffee," Vine warned the pink streaked mare.

From halfway across the cafeteria, Vinetion noticed that Ditzy had now exited the line with a single muffin in her tray. She released Fleur from her plant like entrapment placing her on all four hooves who then made a hasty escape.

Ditzy approached the group with her tray," Hey guys.... Wow, Dark looks like you had a bad fall there."

" Oww... My head," Dark announced.

" Ditzy, that Fleur mare is no good," Light said.

" Yeah! She picked up Dark with her magic and warned us about--" Shot began.

* RINNNNNNNGGGGG*

Ditzy was only allowed to hear the first half of his explanation as the bell rang interrupting his speech," Looks ponies, maybe you did something that pissed her off and I can't believe you are taking Graze's side before you even got to know her." Ditzy looked at all of them," *Sigh* I have a history class to go to, see you ponies later."

" That Fleur De Lis is bad news, I really hope Ditzy and Graze knows what they are doing," Vine said.

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As I approached the door to Doctor Whooves class, I heard a steady fast gallop of a pony draw near," Graze!!"

I looked at the source of the call and saw Fleur running up to me," Ugh, What Fleur?"

" Your friends! I only introduced myself and that wooden one picked me up with some kind of plant!" Fleur explained.

" What!? Did you mess with her coffee?!" I exclaimed.

" I don't know! But she just snapped!"

" Hmph, Vine isn't the type of mare to do that. Let's go to class and I will talk to her later."

" Thanks Graze! I knew I could count on you," Fleur said in an innocent voice.

" Yeah, don't worry about it," I opened the door for her allowing Fleur to enter first.

" Such a gentlecolt!" She remarked as she entered.

I thought to myself," Maybe she is a changed pony..... and also I know Vine won't do something like that, I hope she can tell me the truth."

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