[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}

A/N: Not proof read yet.

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Yesterday was truly amazing spending time with my friends at the beach but last night and this morning was strangely better, Ditzy was acting a bit more 'affectionate' than usual.

"Okay Ditzy today we have classes at eight, we had our fun last night and this morning, I am grateful but we really have to go, I don't want to be late again," I said to her while buttoning my usual black shirt a bit lower than usual.

"Awwww but I want to have more fun!" She exclaimed flying towards me trying to unbutton.

"What has gotten into you! It's almost eight and you're still not ready for class," I said forcing her hoof away from my shirt, trying to button it yet again. It wasn't usual for me to sound stern but there was a time and place for everything and that was now," We can do 'this' later I promise okay but seriously I have to get to class."

"Nuh-uh, you're going to have to kiss me first,"

I rolled my eyes," Fine, I don't get the reason why but-" I was interrupted halfway through my speech when she pushed herself on me, my back against a wall while aggressively moving her tongue around in my mouth.

Something felt strange during our "session", I pushed her back and walked to the door saying," DITZY! Stop! This isn't like you, I seriously have to go and tell me when you start behaving like the Ditzy I know and love. Seriously? What has gotten into you."

I turned the knob, exiting the her room when suddenly I bumped into Vinyl smiling, at me. All I saw was her smile since her shades were blocking her eyes but when I saw Octavia looking at me flirtatiously, I knew at that point something was extremely odd because Octavia and Vinyl liked mares and most importantly, each other.

"Oh hey Scratch, Octy what's up? Heading to class?" Please say yes.

"No, not at all," Oh Celestia No," How about you Octy and I make a remix,"

Phew* I let out a sigh of relief, for a second there I thought she wanted my-

" And by remix she means a ~Menage A Trois~" Octavia said speaking "Fancy".

I looked more horrified praying to Celestia in my mind, hoping that it didn't mean what I think it meant.

Vinyl nibbled my ear and whispered," Threesome..." My eyes widened at that statement, sweat dripping from my brow.

"Wow Okay someone has been drinking too much of Berry's alcohol and also I'm with Ditzy if you don't remember,"

[ Wow dude this is a once in a life time chance, TAKE IT!]

< YEA TAKE IT! IT WILL BE EXTREMELY FUN! I heard Octavia is good with-- >

{NO! NO THREESOME'S I'M WITH DITZY! AND I PLAN TO BE FAITHFUL TO HER}

[I don't know if I'm proud of you or ashamed.]

"No we didn't drink Berry's alcohol she is right here!" Berry now appeared from behind Vinyl who spoke to me.

Octavia now nibbling my ears whispered," Menage A Quatre..."

"Okay I really have to get going! BYE!" I exclaimed rushing off towards my class, I stopped in my hoof steps unable to move. I looked back as a blue veil of magic covered my tail. Celestia why do you forsaken me! What did I ever do to you?!

*Door Opens* *SLAM*

"LET GO OF MY MUFFIN!" Ditzy said distracting Vinyl {Thank you Ditzy, I love you so so so much}," If you want him we can all have him together!"

{WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!}

[ I LOVE YOU DITZY! THANK YOU!!!]

< MENAGE A CINQUE!!>

With that small distraction and knowing what was going to happen to me, I galloped down the halls out of reach from Vinyl's magic, hoping a reenactment of Pinkie won't happen again.

"GRAZE!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING??!! COME BACK!!" They all shouted chasing after me. What the buck was happening? I had no clue but if I stopped and asked I was surely to be and literally screwed.

I ran for a good few minutes losing track of them now slowing my pace I began to think and move stealthily knowing anyone of them could be around the corner.

"YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE MEEEEE!!!" a shout echoed through the halls.

I said to myself, "What the hay? No I doubt that was--"

"FLUTTERSHY! RUN BRO! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" SeaBreeze exclaimed running past me. I immediatly ran keeping speed up with him.

"WHAT THE BUCK DID YOU DO?!" I shouted.

" ME?! NOTHING, ALL I DID WAS IGNORE ONE LITTLE KISS OF THE MANY FROM HER!"

"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!" I looked back at Fluttershy gaining speed on us. That was not suppose to be possible she didn't even seem like the athletic type.

[DAMN BRO IF THAT ISN'T PUSSY WHIPPED ]

"RUN FASTER! RUN FASTER!" He shouted.

" NO SHIT! CAUSE I THINK I WOULD LOVE TO GET RAPED!" No matter how serious the situation was, there is always time for sarcasm.

We both made a left turn,'' YOU REALLY THINK IT'S TIME FOR THAT BULLSHIT?"

" THERE IS.... ALWAYS TIME FOR ... SARCASM!" I was gasping through my sentence now becoming tired from running," WAIT... IF FLUTTERSHY IS HERE AND SHE JUST SCREAMED... LIKE A FRICKIN' LUNA! WHERE ARE... THE OTHERS--?!"

" MINE!!" And with an accursed bad sense of convenience and timing, Rarity had tackled SeaBreeze restraining him to the floor.

"LEAVE! LEAVE WITHOUT ME!! SAVE YOURSELF!" He said dramatically trying to have one of those moments.

I looked back at Fluttershy gaining distance I thought for a moment wanting to do the right thing and shouted back.

" THANKS MAN! I OWE YOU ONE!!" And with that said, I galloped off.

"WHAT!! I WAS  FUCKING KIDDING!! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND SAVE ME!!" He shouted trying to remove Rarity off of his back.

I turned around and ran into a Pink object falling on my back," OH FUCK!"

" YUP!! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!!" Pinkie said with her cheerful voice which was now teasing me," Now I am going to finish what I started."

She began kissing me on while closing her eyes savoring each and every moment. Wow she really did taste like Cotton Candy but as soon as it started, a sudden bright light had enveloped around me.

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I opened my eyes now looking at my surroundings noticing a room with it's exit and entrance boarded filled with the stallions,Brae Burn, Big Macintosh, Doctor Whoof, Mr.Pythagoras, Soarin, Caramel, SeaBreeze and a darker grey unicorn stallion with a messy mane coloured a darker red surrounding a somewhat murky green. '' Whe-Where am I, did I die?"

"No Graze you didn't die," Doctor Whoof said now pointing to the dark grey unicorn," CrackShot here just teleported you to our safe haven, he would have earlier but he couldn't fixate your position because you were running."

" Good, cause I would have been pissed if this was my seventy two virgins."

I continued," So what's going on here? All the mares are acting strangely horny today"

The grey unicorn known as CrackShot began to talk when I noticed two miniature versions of him on his shoulders, one was holding a book feeding him the information while the other was just plain hyper, like Pinkie Pie," It's that time of your Graze, where all mares look for a partner and begin their "Mating Season". It's their "Yearlies".They lose all track of mind only thinking with their hormones and instinct but as you can see it gets out of hoof, so us stallions prepared this hideout for such an occasion each year storing it with food and other supplies."

[They need to stop ovaryacting (Over reacting) like that]

< Stop with the mare jokes, they aren't funny. Period.>

"So how long does this last?"

"Until the sunrise of the third morning," The amount of time struck horror to me as if it wasn't for Crackshot, we would be royally and literally fucked.

"But..." Oh Celestia why must there be a "but" can't it ever be okay just for me to get a break from a situation not waiting for me to pick up the soap? " But we might not have enough supplies for three days as the Minor Mare Mixup is falling close to this day using up most of the food supplies, so most likely one and if we are lucky two."

"So what do we here for fun until we wait out " THE MARE-COPALYPSE!" I said adding in some dramatic effects on my newly created word.

" YEA I'M ALREADY BORED HALF TO DEATH!" SeaBreeze added

" We don't do much here except be bored I'm sure you will think of something."

"Ughhh fine."

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Entry Log

Day One.

This is my first log entry, I don't know what to write in logs but I will add in as I go along and think of more stuff . I'm only doing this because I am bored.

It is now night and I just found out we were at the basement of the school. SeaBreeze and I nearly escaped being raped to death by a school of mares thanks to CrackShot. Such a weird name, what did his cutie mark even mean? It was like a star of some sort looked something like Twilight's but it had five points. Was his talent magic as well? But then it would be less seeing that Twilight's star had more. Oh well enough thinking of that. Our food supplies is nearly down by half and surprisingly this basement has a door leading into a bathroom. I MEAN WHO THINKS OF ADDING A BATHROOM IN THE BASEMENT.... THAT IS FREAKING GENIUS! They must have been like "Hey! Let's build a bathroom down here so that ponies won't piss themselves!" What a great idea and I pray Celestia blesses those construction ponies who did this. Anyways I think I have to go to sleep now SeaBreeze and CrackShot are yelling at me about something like not wasting vital supplies.

P.S

I miss Ditzy.

P.P.S

I have to start writing my Entry Logs on real paper and not Toilet Paper.

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Entry Log

Day Two

Probably might be my last Entry Log. So another boring day ended and best thing ever happened, all our food supplies finished from dinner last night. I talked to CrackShot today and I told him about me being able to see his consciences, Kill and Joy got along great with Crack and Shot. Doctor Whoof and Pythagoras were talking about stories from their past. I wanted to kill myself when Mr. Pythagoras began talking about his youth and "Back in my days" stories, it wasn't just boring IT WAS TORTURE! And also it was so boring I actually considered walking out of the basement to shout---

"Oh Oh.....Guys!" I shouted.

"Wha' seems to be the problem there partn'r ?" Brae Burn asked.

" We ran out of toilet paper...." Brae Burn's expression became confused his mouth twisting and eyes looking right through me staring into space. I swore I heard the imaginary glass protecting his sanity shatter right before me.

"WHAT ARE YOU MAD! GRAZE YOU WASTED ALL OUR TOILET PAPER ON YOUR FRICKIN' USELESS LOGS THAT NOPONY WAS EVEN GOING TO READ!" SeaBreeze shouted. Okay that actually hurt me.

" THE ONLY THING WE NEED IS TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE APART FROM HUNGRY," CrackShot now shouting.

" Alright alright, everypony calm down, what seems to be the problem?" Doctor Whoof concerned for the better of us now asked confused.

" GRAZE WASTED ALL OF OUR TOILET PAPER!" Okay I was sure that time I heard the glass shatter.

" Okay Okay ponies, let's calm down, it ain't like it's th' end o' th' world or something," Big Mac the only one not against me said.

"Thanks Big Mac," I replied.

"Oh you ain't goin' unpunished." Oh buck me sideways," Since Graze here wasted our most vital supply, he and SeaBreeze gonna go to the Cafe and get us food and also make a quick detour to the Janitor room and get some more T.P"

"C'mon guys it's only one more day! I'm sure we can survive" SeaBreeze said trying to get out of this dilemma.

"Nnnnope no excuses now get along, CrackShot go with them just incase you hadda teleport them outta there"

"I bucking hate you alot Graze," SeaBreeze and CrackShot said in unison.

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We had now gotten the food from the cafeteria and began to head halfway across the school for some toilet paper. In the middle of the dark. Where we are rape targets. For some damned toilet paper and food they couldn't wait at least four hours until sun rise, at least it was four hours when we left but now I'm guessing that it was at least two hours. I guess they wanted to be prepared for a third day.

"Hey bronies," Crackshot called out while focusing on the light on his horn to illuminate the darkness.

"Yea?" SeaBreeze and I replied in unison.

"What if we get caught by all the mares? I mean I can't think straight or do magic under pressure well, it has been a problem since I was a filly."

"Well, tough luck for you, they only need one stallion and all I have to do is outrun the two of you," I said smugly.

"Oh haha very funny," CrackShot obviously didn't know me too well, I just walked silently not responding which made him feel more worried.

We all walked by a window, the light from a new dawn now passing through ~Hehehehehehehehehe~

"Uhmm guys please tell me I'm going mad and that you didn't hear that," SeaBreeze said quietly.

"No, you aren't, just get ready to run if we see anything," CrackShot was now staring at my face which was in complete shock and horror," Graze, you know don't you... Who is that? It sounded like Pinkie,"

"Oh Luna fuck me..... it's worse than Pinkie... It's Pinkamena," I said with horror as a slightly less coloured version of Pinkie came out of the shadows.

"Somebody requested my presence?" a voice echoed from the shadows coming from behind us. We were surrounded and royally screwed. Literally.

" crackshot...break the glass...now"

" Wh-What?!" He stuttered with fear in his voice.

"BREAK THE FUCKING GLASS!" I panicked causing him to panic.

" I CAN'T I'M TOO SCARED!"

" USE YOUR FUCKING MAGIC QUICK!! BREAK THE DAMN GLASS!!" I shouted now probably alerting the whole school.

" I CAN'T!!!!"

My mind worked automatically, thinking instinctively I dove through the window motioning the other to follow. Yes, thinking instinctively and not wanting to get raped means throwing yourself out of a window.

We all landed on a bush near the walls of the school and ran off unable to rest from the crazed Pinkamena and Luna who followed us as she flew out from  that exact same window.

I had wings why didn't I think of that.

Because of my screaming the whole school was aware and now flooding out of its exits.

[ WHY COULDN'T YOU HANDLE THE PUSSY LIKE A NORMAL STALLION!]

There was no more stealth left in this mission to retrieve our "vital supplies". We ran across the many lengths of our school's courtyard, to its park screaming for our lives being followed by the cheers of many mares.

I took a mere second out of my running to glance at the now brighter sky but still sun would not have risen for a few minutes at least.

"SEABREEZE CRACKSHOT HOW ARE YOU GUYS HOLDING UP?!" I asked concerned about their well being.

" I COULD RUN FOR MILES BRO AHAHAAHAH!!" SeaBreeze laughed. How could he laugh at a time like this? This was like a mere workout for him and I, only a tease but I was more worried about Shot, he was lagging behind and if he was any closer a unicorn could have grasped him with its magic.

"I'm fine br--AAGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! SHITT! THEY GOT ME !! HELP!!'' Shot screamed as he fell due to a magical aura being wrapped around his hoof dragging him slowly to the sea of mares.

The sun was almost up, I couldn't believe what I was going to do. I stopped in my tracks and ran towards Shot praying that I had enough faith in my plan.

I rushed towards him and jumped trying to get the extra distance so I can save him. But then suddenly in mid air, a dark blue veil of powerful magic coated me, dragging me on my back towards the crowd of mares.

"NO NO NO NO NOOO!!!" I exclaimed trying to grab the dirt hoping it would stop me but my actions were futile. I was gonna get raped. I closed my eyes and prepared for the worse waiting for my "pleasure". Waiting and waiting, what was taking them so long?

I opened my eyes shocked and relieved at the sight. IT WAS SUNRISE! "HAHAHAHA BUCK YEA! WE SURVIVED HAHAHAH!!!" I looked around me as all the mares were mumbling about "what had gotten over them" and was now walking back towards their dorms.

A very ragged clothed and bruised Shot walked up to me and said," I don't know how we did it but we survived. Hahahah WOOO!!" He was now walking back to the school living up a little celebration from escaping "what could have been" if only they had a few more minutes with him.

A very confused Ditzy Doo walked up to me and rested on my back asking," Ughhh. What happened?"

I looked at her smiling and said," Long story short, I nearly got raped trying to get toilet paper."

She looked at me confused," Don't worry Bright Eyes I will explain everything later, wanna go for some muffins?"

"Yup!" she chimed with a smile as I walked both of us to the cafeteria to enjoy our breakfast deserving some well needed food.

".....I wonder if the other stallions came out of the basement?" I shrugged off the thought continuing to walk Ditzy and I for breakfast

[Moral of the story: Toilet Paper is an extremely important supply and shouldn't be wasted]

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