WARNING: Contains mild gore in some chapters.

When it comes to fanfiction, two stories are shunned by the internet, My Immortal and Cupcakes. While the former is so hopelessly bad nothing can be done for it, the latter presents interesting ideas to lighten the mood of its grimdark nature, like explaining why anypony in Ponyville would write something so cruel, or asking yourself, "What would happen if this happened to Pinkie?" These topics are explored in this series of one-shots about Pinkamena Diane Pie's insane adventures of cannibalistic baking.