My Little dashie! (PARODY)
by musya_musya
First published
it is not the actuall my little dashie which makes you cry but this one will make you laugh!!!
in the actuall story a human finds dash and she is small but in this parody Dash will find a human...
WHO ARE YOU?!
All the ponies in town were playing and laughing because it was the first day of summer. But Rainbow Dash was training for the competition in the hills so it will be safer. She asked Twilight Sparkle to help her at timing. Both of them went up the hills and go ready Dash started to fly but suddenly she saw a lot of clouds on the way and it became foggy... Dash started to destroy the clouds but it wasn't useful. Dash went really high and then she sat on the cloud and waited for weather to calm down. Hours had gone and everything was alright with weather. Dash thought that it will be a good idea to go home or friends. First she decided to check if her house is OK. And there was NOTHING! Dash thought that there was a storm and she wanted to check her friend.
She went to Twilight but there she just saw Spike lying down with a blood on. Dash was scared... she didn't know what to do... THE WHOLE CITY WAS DESTROYED! And there she saw a giant! It was a human! she filed really high so she can see who is that but his face was up the skies and it could of touched the moon (how Dash though). ten strangely he went down and Dash saw him. it was a little boy... he just got lost in the forest and Dash asked him WHO ARE YOU?! the boy said that he is lost and that he saw a beautiful circle then he went in the circle and he got here.
Dash took him home and gave him special Zakora's drink so he can be a size of the pony. she showed him the city which was all broken and after some time it was re built. Dash showed him ponies and said to him about traditions like having a pet. Boy was feeling his self free, like at home. all the ponies liked him because he was nice and he never got upset.
all the ponies were looking after him... and he grew up every year. Dash and him were best friends. Dash thought that maybe it will be better to go to another city so they can be alone and they can have their own house. Dash did it. She collected money every month and she got enought for a little house in the Canterlot.
They went to Canterlot and all the ponies were shocked because they can see the star from the TV! HUMAN! All the ponies shouted and Dash flew away with the boy. Time passed and Boy is now big. Dash made a special album where they are together. but there was one problem... boy has missed his parents and friends from the real world... and Dash could see that in his eyes. Dash cried. Boy cried. Dash purposed to let him go back to his world so he can have a happy life but Boy couldn't talk... he was with Dash for 5 years! he is now 10 years old and he still couldn't read or wwrite. they decided that he will come to the Canterlot once a week and everything is going to be good.
Dash took boy's hand and they went to the portal. she gave him something in the box. Boy smiled and said" I will come back don’t worry!" but Dash knew that if someone comes in the pony world he then can't come back again... the portal will close... Dash just smiled back with a tear out of her eye. She didn't want to tell him that because she wanted him not to worry or leave here because his real future is there... in that world with the love surrounding him...
My little Dashie the parody... you can call that a trollfic but still ponies have feelings aswell...
like he wasn't even here...
SO Dash went to her house and there she didn't see an album that was so important to her but she saw another album with that saying "Boy and I!" she opened it and there she saw just her photos...
Boy is now at home he opened the door and in the house it was empty... He thought that maybe everybody are at work... But the thing is that his parents are old and they were probably 55 when he went away to the forest... so now they are 60... you got it? His father is dead and mother is still alive but she is in the hospital. Boy just went in the house and there he saw a lot of photos where he is with his parents. He sat on the blue sofa which he liked to sleep when he was little. He turned on the TV and watched it... After some while he got sleepy and he napped for a while. He woke up after 2 hours and still nobody came. He took the phone but... He didn't know the number... He ran to the forest as fast as he can! His tears were falling like rain! He shouted "Dash! where are you?! I need you!" but no one answered back... He went to the place where he can go to Canterlot... It was closed... Boy started to cry as hard as he could all the animals in the forest were scared of him, because he was crying. Boy sniffed and then he looked on the ground. There he saw n album which says " Me and Dash!" he opened it but there he saw only his photos. But on the background you can see other ponies like pinky pie and Twilight! he was so happy that he found the album... BUt still there was no dash in that album. Boy took it and went home.
Mean while dash found a message which says: Hello Dash! that's me! Boy! and i would like you to know that i will never forget you... You are my best friend... You send me back home so i can have a good education but I forgot to tell you that Twilight tought me how to write, read, count. She tought me History Maths and English. I know that you love me as well... And you sent me home just because of it... I will never forget you my little Dashie... your faitfull Boy.
Dash started to cry while she was reading that message. but then some pony knocked at the door. Dash opened and there she saw Princess Celestia with a Twiligh who was really sad. Dash asked them if they need something but princess Celestia said that they will have to erase Dash's memories about Boy and erase Boy's memories about Dash. Dash said NO! and then quicly flew away. she was really fast and even princess Celestia couldn't catch her. Dash shouted Boy! do you hear me?! Answer PLEASE!!!!
Boy was just wanted to go home when he heard Dash voice that askes for help. he shouted Dash! I m here! don't be scared!
Dash " Huh? Boy?! please go away to your house and keep it closed!!! please!!!!
Boy "WHY?! and Dash you are my best friend!
Dash "Just run!"
boy ran away as fast as he could but the thing is that Twilight and Celesta had a power to go to the real world at any time. So they did. They trot to his house and there they were stopped. The door was closed. Celestia made a transformation into Dash and Twilight kept her self the same. Celestia knocked. " Hello boy! that's me Dash!"- said Celestia. " Dash is it you?"-said boy. "Yes! open the door so we can be together!"said Celestia. " hmmm... Dash say our secret word" said boy. "You don't believe me?! huh... what an idiot!" said Celestia. " You are not Dash! Dash would never say that to me!". celestia got angry and she broke the door. She went in with Twilight. Twilight said " Boy come here we have a message for you from Dash!" Boy quicl=kly ran down stairs and wanted to have a message but Twilight said something like : erase his mind! the one he loved! the one he spent his life! then boy fell down and he slept.
Dash thought that everything is OK. So she decided to go home. She got home but there she saw Apple Jack with the rope. Apple Jack cought Dash and Appla said: "Dash sorry.... Twilight has to erase your memory about dat boy!" "No! please not him! erase everything except him!- cried Dash "Sorry, but I was told my Princess to do so." said Twilight." Dash I hate you all! and after that i will not be friends with you! cried Dash. "Sorry..." said Fluttershy. "Go do it!" said Dash. "ok let's get started!" said Twilight. "And the last thing i want to say before you do that... Princess Celestia... your real name when you were born was Princess Molestia!!!!" "Twilight erase her memory fast!" said princess. everybody laughed except Dash. " let me erase her mind, the one that was the most greatful to her and please don't kill her!" said Twilight and after that Dash fell down as well.... But Dash didn't woke up after some time. "Princess... I did something wrong?" said Twilight nervously looking at Dash. "No... That's me. i killed her..." said Princess with a smile. "But why!?"shouted Twilight. "because no pony should know my first name..." answered princess.