(A/N I am going to be writing tons of clopfics to tie you over till I get inspiration for the other stories and stuff. Thanks for down voting to moment you saw this was incest between Twilight and Shining Armor. This is taking place BEFORE Cadence and Shining are married so don't say "He's loyal to Cadence" because there is no Cadence.)

"Hi Twilight." her BBBFF says with a smile.

"Shiny!" She jumps joyously and wraps him in a hug. "How did you find any time to visit? Doesn't being Captain of the Royal Guard keep you busy during the day?"

"Usually. But as captain, I can get vacation whenever I need it...as long as they are short vacations. Also can't have alot of them in a short period of time."

"Duh." she teases.

She lets go of him and allows him to come into her humble abode. He walks around, gazing at all of the books. He spots a weird looking one and walks over to it.

"I didn't know you liked 'Playcolt', Twily." A humongous blush spreads over her face and she dashes over to the spot. She spots the incriminating evidence and tries to hide it but in vain.

"I'm not surprised about the magazine Twilight, I'm surprised you're that desperate and haven't even asked me! I'm your big brother! I'm always there for you!"

Somehow, her blush deepens.

"Uh...Um..." Mere mumbles to her brother.

"What was that Twilight?"

"Y-you'd do that? Why? It...it's just wrong!"

Her stutters bring a smile to his face.

"No, it's fun. Applejack and Big Macintosh have done it plenty of times."

She stares at him. "You know Applejack and Big Mac?" she cries incredulously.

"As he would say, eeyup!"

"This is escalating so quickly. I...don't know if you're just pulling my hoof or if you sincerely mean it."

"Pinkie Pie promise that I'm not. Applejack might be the Element of Honesty, but that doesn't mean the rest of us aren't!"

Blushing, she looks at her brother in earnest. "So you are willing to-"

"That's right sis." he claims, cutting her off. He starts walking up the stairs but stops about a quarter of the way up. "Coming or not?"

She flies over to where he stands and lets off a little squee. They continue up and into her room.

Across the floor there are issues of Playcolt. In a corner he spots a vibrating toy.

"You've never been with a stallion? Hard to believe my sister couldn't get laid, being mentored by Princess Celestia and related to the Captain of the Royal Guard."

He trots over to her bed and lays down provocatively on it. His member is getting harder every second as he anticipates what is about to take place. Twilight follows but doesn't hop on. Instead, she stands by her brother's hindlegs and looks at his hardness.

"That's impressive." she blurts with another blush.

"Why thank you." he says mockingly.

She leans over and licks it. Then she licks it again. And again. Pretty soon she's licking it like there's no tomorrow.

"Calm down Twily! There's more than just licking. If you sit there and spend all of your time on that, you'll never get to have any real fun."

She stops licking and puts her whole mouth over it, her hot breath warming him.

"Oooo~" he moans.

She starts to bob her head, up and down his shaft. It's slow going at first, but she picks up speed quickly. Small moans come from her throat but they can barely be heard with her brother so deep in it. The vibrations from her make him shudder in delight.

"You are pretty good for a first-timer. You're really enjoying this, aren't you?"

Her head slides from his length and she mutters a response. She looks up at him, her eyes pleading.

"Okay." he feeds her. Eager to have sex, she climbs up onto the bed and slides her marehood roughly onto his meat.

"Oh my~" she moans. She starts to slide up and down slowly, tentatively. The tightness of her sends Shining Armor into a bout of shudders and shakes. She picks up the pace, both of them surprised at the events unfolding.

"Oh Twilight, you are just so soft and tight on me. I might not be able to hold myself." He eyes her on his member and gives her advice. "Go faster."

She nods her head and speeds up, moaning louder. She bends down and kisses him deeply. He returns it and starts to thrust.

"Ahh!" she yelps, pulling her lips from his. He doesn't slow down, he decides to go faster. "Ahh!" she screams. "That hurts!" He smiles.

"I know it does. You'll get used to it though." Wincing in pain, she takes what he delivers. Slowly, the pain subsides and she licks his horn affectionately.

"Sweet Celestia..." he gasps as his eyes roll back into his head from pleasure. She licks him again and he quickens his thrusting. She yowls in slight pain but her brother shows no mercy. He thrusts faster and faster and she climaxes for her first time.

"Oh!" She trembles in happiness and moans again.

"Doesn't hurt anymore, does it?" She nods and he slows down, sending her into another orgasm.

"Gaah!" She is once again surprised by the feeling.

He grunts and starts slapping her harder. She tips backward from the sheer beauty she feels inside of her. He slides himself out of her for a quick moment as he repositions himself and her, placing her on the bed and towering over. He rams his rod back into her and she screams in pain.

"Ow! Shiny! Ow! That hurt!" Tears stream down her face in anguish.

"Sorry. I forgot, it's only your first time." He starts pumping, slapping their warm bodies against each other as he hilts again and again. She moans again and cums for the third time that day. her brother is still going, not even at his first. (He's about to be though.)

He wetness is getting to him. That and the pure tightness. His thrusts get harder and harder as Twilight starts bellowing in pain again. He doesn't slow down, just keeps going harder and harder.

"Please stop! That hurts!" she begs.

"Hold on, I'M ALMOST THERE..." he grunts as he continues thrusting. He keeps thrusting and she keeps begging. Finally, after what seems like hours, he climaxes hard. He counts each cum shot. One...two...He counts eight in all.

"Ow." she whimpers. "Why did you keep going?" she asks as he slips from her red, torn up, aching marehood.

"Sorry. It felt so good. I just didn't want to stop." His head hangs and she curls up into a ball on the bed. She starts to cry and touch herself gingerly, assessing the pain.

"GGGEEAAAAHHH!" she screams. It's so sensitive, so tender that she can't even touch it. Her brother slides up next to her and lowers his mouth. The cool touch of his tongue eases the pain slightly. He licks slowly, tasting his own hot, salty seed as it pours from her.

"Sorry." he says in between licks.

Slowly uncurling herself, but not making his lips leave hers, she says "It's okay. I kinda liked it to tell you the truth. But it hurt so much. Does it always hurt?"

"Only...if you...do it....hard. Sorry sis." he stumbles, panting.

The pain is gone from he pussy and she forgives him.

"Thanks for that." she gives before passing out on the bed.

"My sentiments exactly."

Passing out as well, the pair sleeps deeply, resting themselves after such a crazy experience.

(A/N PT.2 Yes, he basically raped her there at the end. Yes, it did escalate quickly. Yes, I did do incest. Yes, I am making more. Yes, I know this was messed up. Yes, I write these for fun. Yes, I wrote this as a tie over until the next installment of the other stories.

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