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The shrill cries of a young child disturbed the peaceful night as the occupants of a large bed groaned in protest desperately trying to block out the child’s wails of grief. The smallest member was shoved non to gently out of the bed.

“Uh it’s your turn” I groaned as I rolled over desperately trying to block out the noise of our distressed child. Chrysalis and Moon simultaneously smacking me upside the head as I growled in annoyance climbing over Moon as I straddled her momentarily playfully grinding against her as she snarled at me. It had been three months since the birth of our son and I had to say that I kind of missed the coma. Walking into his room I looked down at the struggling infant his eyes filled to the brim with tears as I gently picked him up cuddling him to my chest as his whimpers softened.

“What’s up buddy” I mumbled still half asleep as I gently cradled him in my hands his little fists waving about wildly as I quietly walked down the halls of the castle. My feet shuffled along the cold floor as I regretted not putting a top on. Isaac was incredibly stressful on us as he required a lot of love and attention. Luckily we had several friends that were willing to lend a hand. I loved him to bits but why did he deem it necessary to scream at three in the morning. Isaac gurgled happily his hands bopping me on the nose as I glared at the little runt.

A major problem we had faced was Isaac’s biting due to his canines it meant that his bites were far more painful than a normal foal bite and more than once he had drawn blood from me. Fluttershy and Twilight had been so excited to meet him and I had to admit that Isaac had really helped to mend ties between us. Fluttershy and I even got to rekindle some of the old flame or to put it in layman's terms we fucked good and hard. She had even invited me over to visit her and the others if we ever wanted a small holiday. Due to Isaac being very vulnerable for the first few months we were not making the announcement about his birth until the Grand galloping gala which was to take place in one week. Isaac to my delight detested pants as much as I did and made it his goal to destroy or remove any clothes that his aunts or mother got him making me immensely proud. Only difference was that he didn’t have to worry about getting shagged every time his shirt came off, that would come with time.

A couple other things that we had picked up on was that Isaac was more predatory than most ponies his eyes a lot like mine, sharper and able to see things far more clearly than most ponies. He was also very playful unlike most Colts and foals of his age that were gentler and timid; Isaac showed more human male traits. I discovered to my amusement that in pony society the mares were the trouble makers and the pranksters. I paused in my mussing as the detectable scent of vanilla hit my nose as I smiled

“Hello Tia” I called out, a small huff my only response as Molestia steeped out her eyes slightly narrowed at me. Seeing the infant in my hands she quickly ushered Isaac into her arms lovingly licking the young foals face as she tenderly groomed him. Isaac squealed in delight as he nuzzled against his aunt his hands playfully tugging on her pink mane as Molestia finished her grooming kissing him on his short muzzle as he giggled. Like some animals mares would wash foals as a way of bonding; Chrysalis, Moon and even Celestia engaging in this activity. He still got baths but grooming was how foals and mares bond with each other.

“I think someone wants feed” Molestia giggled as Isaac rubbed against her chest his mouth in the form of a pout. Smiling, I politely looked away as Molestia undid her dress, Isaac greedily latching on as the mare gasped slighlty.

Molestia had to my surprise grown more mature no longer jumping my bone at any given time and had even started to calm down a little. Luckily as far as the press were concerned Molestia and Nightmare moon were cousins that were now staying with the princess’s. Chrysalis and Razor Fang had finally spoken to each other coming to a kind of truce both agreeing to share matting rights to me. Still a bit of a sore spot being treated like breeding stock but they two respected me more than most mares in pony society so I accepted that they still had small sexiest habits. The two looked very much alike despite Razor fang being Chrysalis aunt.

Tia lightly burped Isaac for me allowing me a brief moment to my thoughts as she gently bounced him on her shoulder panting his back gently as she hummed a lullaby to him. The white alicorns parenting skills were amazing and I found myself awed that the mare that had no problem sucking me off whilst we were at dinner or worse a meeting, held such a motherly grace about her. The resounding sound of a belch was heard as Molestia handed Isaac back his eyes half shut as he cuddled into me his tiny form bringing home how reliant he was on us as Tia pecked me on the lips her hand lingering on my ass as I silently walked down the dark hall my arms cradling the infant as I made sure he was warm. The night sky revealed a full moon as I marveled at its beauty Luna haven outdone herself as I stopped to admire it.

“Good evening Lachlan and Isaac” Luna greeted, speak of the devil, her smile widening when Isaac held his arms out to her obviously wanting attention as Luna happily scooped him up.

“So pray tell what were thou doing standing in a dark corridor” Luna asked her voice generally confused as I responded honestly

“Just taking a moment to enjoy the night sky, by the way nice job with the moon tonight I don’t think I have ever seen a moon so bright”

“Thou enjoys our night sky” she asked her voice holding a trace of hope as I nodded

“God yeahk. peaceful, quiet and the stars really are gorgeous” I complemented missing the dark blush that formed on the blue Alicorn face.

“Other than my sister you are one of the only ponies that have ever complimented my sky” she said her sullen tone disheartening as I tried to cheer her up.

“I can tell you that Isaac and I love the night as does moon and Twilight sparkle” I said as Luna ears perked up, her eyes briefly flitting down to the foal before darting back to mine.

“Twilight Sparkle, my sister’s student?” Luna inquired as I nodded in response. We enjoyed a brief chat and in the end Luna had suggested that I buy Nightmare the new pony box v12 which was having a midnight launch in about two weeks. The two of us quickly made plans to go together as I felt giddy the thought of finally going to a game related event exiting. Luna filled me in on some of the latest game like colt of duty, mares of war and other things ironically the games had similar ideas and names to games from my world. I made a mental note to play a couple games with Luna when I had a chance. Our enthusiastic conversation quickly spilt out into silly meme’s, game jokes and worse of all game puns. In the end had descended into a fit of giggles as we bid each other goodnight, spirits lifted as we went our separate ways.

The walk back to my room was peaceful, the grunts of protest from the girls quickly silenced when they realised they had company. Despite their fatigue the two still took the time to fuss over the little Alicorn, grooming and nuzzling him as I was rudely ignored. Isaac was soon nestled between the three of us his small frame sleeping peacefully on my chest as the two mares cuddled into me. I smiled as Nightmare gave me a quick kiss, tongue briefly brushing against mine before drifting off to sleep.

1 Week later

“No I don’t want to go you can’t make me” I cried as Chrysalis and Nightmare Moon ruthlessly dragged me towards the dressing room. My nails left small scratches as I tried to kick the vice like grips on my legs off. If there was one thing I hated more than waking up early it was getting clothes. The disgruntled mares ignored my cries as I soon found myself getting poked and prodded from every angle as the designer took my measurements. Isaac the poor soul had found himself in a similar situation the mare at least being gentle with him as he squirmed about his distaste for the fitting clear. I had more than once broke free and made a break for freedom in the end the two had needed the help of Molestia and the two princess’s as they guarded the exit my face stuck in a pout as the dresser mare glared at me.

“you can’t escape so don’t even try” Moon growled as I meet her glare a wicked gleam in my eye as a plan formed.

5 minutes later

“HOW DID HE ESCAPE” Chrysalis roared as three Alicorn’s and changeling chased me down the corridor Isaac laughing as I held him, refusing to leave him to the cruelties of the mares. Luckily I had managed to get the completed suit off of me sprinting in just my pants as I narrowly avoided a clawed hand belonging to one pissed off queen. Luna had doubled over howling with laughter at my escape and would be of no help to them.

“Best give up now sweetie it will only hurt more if you resist” Molestia giggled as I stuck my tongue out flipping them off as Moon snarled in rage

; “We have no time for this nonsense you fool get back here now or I will beat you”

“Isaac buddy it’s time to take one for the team” I yelled as he looked at me in confusion his little eyes widening as I lightly tossed him to Moon her eyes flaring as she caught him. I would never endanger my child stopping to allow the mare to catch up so I could throw him. “Save me from the fat ones” I yelled to him as the shouts of protest sounded. I watched as Tia passed the foal to Celestia Isaac’s look of betrayal evident as I sent him an apologetic look. I luckily was able to lose them panting for breath as I turned a corner my eyes shrinking as I realised it was a dead end.

“Fat ones” A voice hissed as I gingerly smiled, turning as the three mares stood right behind me, smug grins of triumph unnerving me as I whimpered. Luckily for me despite the insult the three showed slight mercy.

I winced as I walked down the hall my clothes folded neatly as I groaned in pain the three had not been gentle, still better than getting the piss beaten out of me. The gala was due to start in four hours and already the girls were getting ready. Chrysalis for once would not need a disguise the event different from normal as it would have multicultural theme this year allowing other species to attend like Razor fang and Chrysalis. Isaac had gone in a huff with me the act of betrayal staining our relationship as I ended up having to bribe him with ice cream just like his mother indeed.

“Awe he looks so cute” One of the maids cooed as Isaac was fused over by the surrounding mares me typically being ignored. I had snagged my I-Pod back from Moon allowing myself to enjoy the relaxing music as I drowned out the panicked cries of the mares rushing to get ready for the stupid event. The I Pod whilst not yet been mastered had given birth to the first I-pony a far inferior but still portable music device and had made us quite a lot of money all of which I left in Celestia’s hands. They had even managed to make a speakers system that I could connect my device. All in all life was good and I was even going to get to see the girl’s tonight which was something I had been looking forward to.

“You are to be on your best behavior tonight remember that this is a party of nobles and as which stallions are to be seen not heard” Celestia warned her attitude still rubbing me up the wrong way. Celestia had taken time to teach me proper educate something that I had reluctantly agreed to if only to prevent embarrassing my friends and girlfriend.

I groaned in content as the warm sensation of water coated my body helping ease my stress as I closed my eyes. Isaac was handed to me half way through my shower the little foal giggling as he slapped at the water his childish curiosity amusing as I carefully scrubbed his body avoiding his eyes and rear as I cleaned his matted fur. The little foal had helped to brighten up my life and despite him having been with me for months now it still felt weird being a dad. The way he looked at me with the utmost affection melted my heart every time as I dried him off his cries of protest amusing as I rubbed his hair dry.Isaac vocally protested, ignored as I wrapped the towel around the squirming child.

“Come on Isaac it’s time to go and look gorgeous” I joked as I looked out our suits.
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At the event

“Are thou ready” Luna whispered as I stood by her side the girls dresses breathe taking as I nodded.

“Mares and gentle colts please welcome Princess Celestia and Princess Luna and there guests” The mare announced A polite chorus of clapping resounding as the curtains were moved aside revealing the six of us as some of the audience gasped. The gasps were mostly aimed at the small colt that lay snuggly in my arms as we descended the steps. Moon had disguised her eyes to look normal so she would blend in luckily her stunt in pony vile was quite small so only Twilight and her friends would know who Moon really was. Molestia like Celestia walked with a grace that came with her position as they elegantly crossed the dance floor reaching the podium. Many of the mares and other female of the species snorted in disgust when I joined them there looks obviously indicating that they saw my presence as disgraceful.

“Too my subjects and guest I am delighted to see so many made it to this year’s Grand galloping gala. I sincerely hope that you each enjoy yourselves tonight. I have an announcement of great importance that I wish to share with you” Celestia paused briefly as I handed her Isaac her motherly smile present as she propped him against her chest.

“I wish to introduce you all to prince Isaac my nephew the first male Alicorn to be born in three thousand years” she announced the stunned silence lasting mere seconds before the roars of approval sounded the ponies and other species feverishly clapping as Isaac looked on in confusion. The rest of Celestia’s speech was spent introducing Moon and Molestia as her cousins, Nightmare Moon standing proudly as I once again held Isaac the looks of disgust sent my way making me wary as my grip on the child tightened. The dull roar of chatter returned as Celestia steeped down her speech finished as the party was allowed to start. I ghosted though the crowd my small form easily getting though and around the larger ponies as I tried to find a corner to shrivel up and die of boredom. To my disgust the few stallions there were busy trying to chat up Moon or Chrysalis their eyes rudely staring at parts of their body as more than once I was tempted to snap one of their necks to remind them to stay away.

Even worse whenever I passed a group of them the snide remarks about me holding a member of royalty and how I should be whipped for showing little respect to the child. Whilst most stallions had no rights the one in power were able to buy equally rights and this mean that they could force mares into their herd like mares did to lower stallions.

“Honestly look at that creature holding the prince like that what was the princess thinking leaving the prince with a savage” one of the mares rudely uttered snapping my patience as I rounded on her.

“Listen here you bitch this is my son and I will carry him any way I see fit so shut the fuck up and keep your nose out of my business” I shouted as she gasped her monocle falling from her face as she glared at me her friends leaping to her defence as she smirked. The stupid nag thought that she had the advantage because there were more time to get Scottish on there ass.

“Ha a disgusting cretin like you creating a Alicorn foal I highly doubt that. No way could a member of royalty have been created with you” she sneered as I smirked

“And there is no way you were born naturally as well you must have been born though the anal passage because there is no way anypony can be that much of an asshole naturally” I retorted causing a pink haired mare to snort as the others including the insulted mare looked In horror.

“Fleur de lis we didn’t see you there” the mares stuttered as Fleur laughed her melody like voice enchanting as she responded

“I think this creature has a sharper tongue than most I suggest you leave him and his child alone” she stated a coldness entering her voice as the others hesitantly backed off. Her look instantly warmed as she laid eyes on us her stunning figure bringing a slight blush to my face as perverted thoughts ran through my mind. Her Luscious cures and well-proportioned body sending bad signs up my body as I tried to avoid looking at her chest, a hard due to the height difference.

“Thank you Miss de lis” I stated humbly giving a small bow in respect.

“Please call me Fleur, I must say that even I am amazed a creature like you and a Alicorn producing a Alicorn foal” she replied, eying me up as her fingers danced under Isaac’s chin his chubby little hands grasping around her fingers as she tittered. I found that Fleur originated from prance and had moved here to learn politics. We exchanged pleasantries until she was called away her social statues requiring that she mingle with the other snobs despite her hesitation. Fancy pants a close friend of hers had been a pleasure to talk to his views of others focused more on their personality than wealth. Sadly once word got out that I was indeed a male and that I was Isaacs father I found myself confronted by several members of different races each requiring a marriage contract for either myself or Isaac as more than once one of the girls had to save me. The girls did not seem to be enjoying the gala there down trod looks heart breaking as I decided to take action.

“Get yer here apple pies” Applejack called half-heartedly her face board as the snobs continued to ignore her.

“Ah excellent the prince absolutely adores apple pies” I shouted gaining the attention of the royal class as I made a big scene of buying one of the pies Isaac happily munching down on the treat as that act sparked the interested of the upper crust.

“Ah apple jack I almost didn’t recognise you can you give Celestia another shipment of the apple tarts that she loves” I bellowed the nobbles eyes widening as they wandered over their eyes gleaming as Applejack sent me a confused glare.

“Excuse me but did you say that our majesty enjoys these” A stallion asked his top hat and cape portraying him as a twat in my mind as I nodded.

“Of course the apple family have been serving the princess for hundreds of years now In fact this girl here is a friend to twilight sparkle the personal student of Celestia herself” I half lied as the snobs eyes lit up. Suffice to say I left Applejack with a far more enthusiastic group of customers as she smiled at me.

The next was rainbow dash due to the press it meant that she had no time to talk to her hero’s as I smiled

“Ready for some face time Isaac” I whispered as he looked at me with a look I swear held a bit of content.

“Hey is that, it is, it’s the prince” The comments started off small but as more of the press noticed the louder it became. Soon the wonder bolts had been all but abandoned as the reporters rushed to intercept me as I pretended to try and escape. Dash’s face lit up as she finally got them to herself keeping a surprisingly calm attitude as they talked. Twenty minutes of idiotic and mind destroying questions later and I had finally lost them.

“Two down four to go” I muttered as I handed Isaac to Moon who happily took him Causing the latest suitor to back off as she playfully kissed me. Twilight had been easy I had just asked Molestia to stand in for Celestia for an hour in exchange I was to rut her into next week later. Fluttershy I had found in the garden desperately trying to see the animals only for them to continue to run away.

“Fluttershy” I gently whispered as she turned looking at me with a slight crazed look as I came to sit beside her

“Chill remember that these animals have never met you before so it is natural that they are nervous hell most of them still avoid Celestia and god knows how long she has known them” I laughed as she blushed her hand creeping over mine as we sat in the relative silence.

“I missed this” she whispered her head resting against mine as I hummed in agreement. We rested for a good ten minutes neither of us wanting to move as the animals slowly approached there hesitant looks and steps a good sign as I left leaving Fluttershy with the animals as I wished her the best.

“I have told you once creep I will not tell you again leave me alone or else” Chrysalis familiar snarl was instantly recognised as I followed the source my eyes widening before narrowing dangerously. Two stallions were invading Chrysalis personal space their hands mere millimetres away from her as I stomped forward ready to smash their skulls in.

“Shut up bug do you know who were are” One demanded his pompous voice grating my nerves as I stepped forward

“Do you know who you are talking to? You two morons are talking to Queen Chrysalis daughter of Queen Thorax the head mare of the council” I shouted as they rounded on me there eyes glaring into mine as I smirked cracking my neck as I flashed a toothy grin. The two strutted towards me there eyes hard as I grinned.

“So Chrysalis how are you enjoying the night so far” I asked as we walked around the large garden our hands interlinked as we admired the beauty of the night

“I must say Lachlan that it has been surprisingly good, apart from the occasional jack ass” she laughed her hand squeezing mine affectionately. If anyone was to walk in the direction where we had come from they might hear the pained groans of two severely beaten stallions lying unconscious in a bush.

we arrived back at the party Celestia talking animatedly with an equally enthused Twilight as the two enjoyed each other’s company. The two of us went our separate ways. The hours passed and I was able to help rarity albeit barely as I had a private word with blue blood promising to put in a good word for him, if he agreed to stop acting like a prick. The stallion had reluctantly agreed and had spent the rest of the time treating Rarity like royalty which had made the mares day.

Pinkie Pie and I buggered off to a night club for a few hours as their was nothing I could do for her here but all in all the two of us made it back in time just as the gala was ending. The girls were all in chipper spirit which cheered me up immensely. The girls as per Celestia request had stayed over for the night even going as far as to invite me to a small slumber party as they excitedly talked about there night. Moon and Chrysalis with some heavy bribery had joined accompanied by Luna and Molestia as Isaac and Celestia retired for the night. Razor fang whom I hadn't seen at the part had joined us wishing to spend some time with me and her niece as she was hesitantly accepted by the girls. We chatted for a while just enjoying the company as Chrysalis and Razor chatted away.

“I can believe I made so many bits this’ll be more than enough for ma grannies hip” Applejack laughed as she placed the coins in bag, a stupid grin plastered on her face as I became the center of attention.

“Lachlan if you hadn't one out your way to help us then this experience would have been miserable thank you for helping us” Twilight mumbled looking at me sadly as the others nodded in agreement. I smiled resting a hand on her shoulder forcing her to look me in the eyes.

“That’s all in the past Twilight I have moved on and so should you it was a mistake and you have more than made up for it” I gently encouraged as Moon made retching noise in the back ground. Luckily pinkie was able to lighten up the atmosphere by bringing out booze the mares faces lighting up as they dove in about the large stash of alcohol. Despite the two Alicorn’s and Changeling awkwardness they were able to relax once they had had a few drinks. We laughed and joked though out the night getting increasingly drunk as we started a more intimate version of spin the bottle. The game had a simple rule; the pony the bottle landed on had to tongue the pony that spun it. This lead to a pleasurable experience with me as I somehow managed getting my mouth tasted by every pony in the room including Luna and Twilight as we all giggled like idiots. Chrysalis Luna and Moon had obviously never got drunk before despite being bigger and immortal the three were equally as pished as the girls were. Molestia and Razor fared slightly better but in the end still ended up drunk as hell. As the bottles continued to pile up we got more and more crazy and spontaneous notions as an idea struck Luna.

In Celestia room

The chorus of giggling and shhh was all that was audible in the room as we crowded around Celestia the twelve of us applying the finishing touches as we looked at our handy work. We had managed with Luna’s help to dye Celestia mane and tale a bright green as we stealthy stumbled out of her room. Laughing as booze had reduced twelve adults, some who were thousands of years old to giggling children. Arriving back in our room we congratulated each other over our prank Twilight slightly uneasy as her loyalty to her mentor still present despite her state. I hadn’t seen them all this happy in a long time and made a mental note to have more night parties. The bed had been replaced with a large spread of blankets making it easier to sleep in our drunken state

“dwat do we do niow” Luna slurred as she leaned against Moon the two hugging each other as Pinkie tried to chase her own tail

“i domn't know anyoane got ayn idsea” I drunkenly replied wobbling slightly as simple balance proved to be a challenge.

“well thelre are elenve mmares and orne stallion” Razor incoherently answered the others smiling as they turned to look at me.

“wrhy not” I replied smiling as they pulled me onto the blankets.