Pinkamena 3000
Chapter 1: 1,000 Years Of Change In 1 Split Second
Load Full Story Next ChapterPonyville, 2012
Twilight and Applejack burst through the front doors of Canterlot Castle, covered in blood and screaming and panting.
"HELP!!!" yelled Twilight as a couple Royal Guards began running towards them.
Applejack yelped in pain as a knife, with a rope attached to it, flew through the air and hit her in the back. She fell to the floor and was quickly dragged out of the doorway. Twilight turned and screamed.
"APPLEJACK!!!" yelled Twilight as she heard Applejack scream in pain.
She cried louder and ran up the stairs as the Royal Guards ran outside. Twilight ran down the hallway towards the princess' room and began banging frantically on the door.
"PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!" she cried. "HELP ME!!!"
The door opened, revealing a worried Celestia.
"Twilight?" she asked as the unicorn ran into the room. "What's wrong?"
"CLOSE THE DOOR!!!"
Celestia quickly closed the doors, locked them, and turned to Twilight.
"Twilight, what is it?" she asked, kneeling down in front of the frightened mare.
"She killed them." Twilight cried softly. "She killed my friends."
"Who did, Twilight?"
"P-Pinkie."
Just then the sound of a yell was heard on the other side of the door, followed by running hoofsteps. Then there was a loud banging noise at the door. Twilight laid on the floor and covered her ears, crying. Celestia took a step back and pepared for an attack. Suddenly the banging stopped.
"Oh, Twilight." Pinkamena sang from the other side of the door. "I know you're in there."
"Go away." said Twilight softly.
"Oh, Twilight." Pinkamena continued, knocking on the door lightly. "Let me in. We haven't finished our game yet."
"What do you want, Pinkie?" Celestia demanded.
"Pinkie?" asked the voice. "That's not my name, silly. It's Pinkamena, 'member? I haven't gone by Pinkie in weeks."
"GO AWAY!!!" yelled Twilight.
"After all we've been through, Twi... I figured you'd be a little nicer to me."
"I HATE YOU!!!"
"Twilight." said Pinkamena, sounding irritated. "Let me in."
"NO!!!"
"TWILIGHT!!!" yelled Pinkamena, banging on the door. "LET ME IN!!!"
"Just wait until the Royal Guard gets here, Pinkie." said Celestia, charging up magic in her horn.
Just then the doors burst open, revealing a scowling pink mare, covered in blood.
"That's Pinkamena, bitch." she said, trotting towards them.
"Stay back." said Celestia."
"Stay back?" asked the pink mare. "I'm afraid I can't do that, princess. You see... Twilight and her friends lost the game... so they all have to die."
"Nopony has to die, Pinkie."
"IT'S PINKAMENA!!!" yelled the pink mare, charging. "NOW F--"
Celestia fired a magic bolt from her horn which struck Pinkamena, knocking her to the floor. Twilight slowly stood up.
"Is she dead?" asked the unicorn, her face wet from crying.
"No..." said Celestia, approaching the pink mare's still body. "I didn't have enough time to charge up a spell that powerful."
"Then... what did you do?"
"I froze her body in time."
Twilight stepped up to the still body of Pinkamena.
"She's frozen in time?" she asked, picking up Pinkamena's foreleg and letting drop limply to the floor.
"Yes."
"And how long will that last?"
"Forever." said Celestia. "Unless she's woken up by some other spell." She paused. "We'll keep her body locked up in the dungeon."
"Why don't we just kill her now and then wake her up so she can die?"
"Because I don't believe in killing a defenseless opponent, Twilight Sparkle."
"Well, you don't have to. Just tell me what to do, and I can--"
"No." Celestia interrupted. "She goes to the dungeons."
Twilight nodded. "All right, princess." she said, staring down at the body of her old friend. "All right."
Ponyville, 3045
The group of four doctors gathered around an operating table. On the table was the body of a pink mare.
"Where was she found?" asked one of the doctors.
"In the dungeons beneath The Citadel." answered another.
"I understand she's been given two of the serums so far?" asked the third.
"Yes." answered the third. "The strength and endurance serums. Both were successful. Now, we test the third."
He raised a syringe and stuck it into the mare's neck, injecting the serum.
"Time?" he asked, removing the syringe.
"4:34." answered the fourth doctor.
The doctors watched and waited to see if the usual side effects took hold... They didn't.
"Time?" asked the head doctor, lowering the syringe.
The fourth looked at the clock on the wall again. "4:44."
"Ten minutes without side effects. Success."
The doctors removed their facial gear. The first doctor was a green mare with a blue mane. The second was a red colt with a brown mane. The fourth was a yellow colt with a red mane. The third was the head doctor. He was a brown colt with a black mane.
"Nice work, doc." said the mare. "All the tests are now complete, right?"
"That is correct, June. All tests were successful. Now, we can dispose of the body."
"How?"
"Well, the body is still alive but in some kind of... coma." the head doctor explained. "I read somewhere in the Archives that she was a serial killer who's rampage ended in 2012... 1,033 years ago." He levitated a metal rod off a nearby tool tray. "We can take this shock rod to fry her nervous system, which will, in turn, fry her brain."
He slowly brought the rod to the mare's neck. An electrical current surged throughout the pink mare's body.
"Did it work?" asked the red colt.
The pink mare's eyes suddenly shot open as she sat up.
"--UCKING DIE!!!" she yelled.
The doctors backed up in fear as the pink mare looked around.
"The fuck am I?" she asked.
The doctors hesitated before turning and running. Pinkamena quickly grabbed scalpels from the tool tray and threw one at three of the doctors, striking each one in the back of the neck.
"Holy shit." she said. "When'd I get so good?" She turned to the head doctor who had made it to the door. "Where you going?"
The doctor began punching numbers into the panel on the wall. Pinkamena picked up another scalpel and threw it at the doctor's hind leg. He let out a yell and dropped to the floor. The pink mare dropped to the floor and trotted over to him.
"Answer me, you little shit." she said, glaring at him as she stood over him. "Where... the fuck... am I?"
"P-Ponyville."
"Ponyville?" asked Pinkamena. She quickly placed her hooves on the doctor's neck and held him a few inches off the floor. "You're fucking lying!"
"N-No... I'm not." he choked out. "You've been asleep for over a thousand years."
"The fuck you talking about?"
"You were in... s-some kind of... c-coma." the doctor explained. "You had the... the symptoms of some pony in... cryo."
"Cryo?" asked Pinkamena. "Isn't that when you're frozen and preserved, or some shit like that?"
"Y-Yeah."
Pinkamena thought back to her encounter with Celestia.
"That bitch, Celestia. This is all HER FUCKING FAULT!!!"
"You knew the princess of the Old Age?"
"Old Age?" asked Pinkamena. "Not to me. To me, it was about ten minutes ago. Now, what's the fucking year?"
"3045."
"SHIT!!!" she yelled. "I didn't get to kill Twilight." She let out a yell and threw the doctor into the door.
He let out a yell as there was the sound of bones cracking. He then dropped to the floor.
"My back!" he groaned. "You broke my back."
Pinkamena placed a fore hoof on his neck. "What were you doing to me on that fucking table?"
"We were... u-um..."
"Yes?"
"We were testing out experimental enhancements on you." he said, sweating even more than before.
"WHAT?!"
"If it's any consolation... they were all successful."
"Successful, huh?" she asked. The colt nodded. "One more question."
"Wh-What?"
"Did any one of you fucks have your way with me while I was out?"
"E-Excuse me?"
"Well... you see... that area between my legs... It feels a little weird... Kinda sore."
"I assure you, I did not do anything like that." said the doctor. "It may be an unknown side effect from the enhancements."
"What-fuckin'-ever, doc." said Pinkamena.
"S-So... you gonna let me go?"
"Mmm... No."
"Wha--"
The colt was cut off when Pinkamena jammed her hoof into the colt's neck. Blood sprayed all over her face and body. She closed her eyes and let out a sigh of content as she felt the colt's blood spray her. She then leaned forward and licked some of the blood that was pouring from the colt's neck. When she was finished, she approached the door.
"Enhancements..." she said, raising a hoof. "do your thing..."
She slammed the door as hard as she could. It flew off its hinges as an alarm sounded throughout the facility. Security officers began running down the hallways towards the source of the alarm.
"Oh, goody." said the pink mare. "Test subjects of my own."
She left the room and headed down the hallway. A couple guards rounded a corner from a nearby hallway.
"Halt!" they yelled. "Somepony grab her!"
"I don't fucking think so." said Pinkamena, grinning.
She ran at angle, nearing the wall. She then performed a wall run, going past the guards. Once behind them, she jumped off, whipped around, and lunged at one. She knocked him to the floor and drove her hoof through his head. The other two colts took step back as Pinkamena removed her hoof from the colt's head.
"Oh, yeah." she moaned. "This fuckin' rocks."
The two other guards just stared at her. The pink mare got up and turned to them.
"So... who's next?" she asked, grinning.
A door flew off its hinges, sailed across the room, and smashed through the giant glass window. Pinkamena trotted inside and headed to the window. Upon looking out, she saw a whole new futuristic world.
"What... the fuck?"
She was in a tall building where Fluttershy's home used to be. Ponyville had expanded with dozens of tall, shiny buildings, some were even floating above the ground. The emptiness between Ponyville and the other towns had been filled with buildings as well. There was a large spire with an orb atop it sitting where Twilight's Library used to be. Canterlot Castle was gone , replaced by a massive tower that stretched up for miles and miles. Floating vehiles zoomed by in the air as well as on the ground.
"What the fuck?!" yelled Pinkamena.
Just then a security guard runs into the room, gun drawn.
"Freeze!" he yelled.
Pinkamena whipped around and began to charge the colt. He fired his gun which sent out a plasma blast, knocking Pinkamena out the window. The guard's ear piece beeped as a male voice came on.
"You found her?"
"Yeah." said the guard. "But not to worry. I shot her and she fell out from the 120th floor window."
"That's it?"
"Wh-What are you talking about, sir?"
"You just let her escape."
"But, I--"
"Save it." said the voice. "I'm sending Sharpshooter."
Pinkamena slammed into the ground, creating a small crater. She let out a loud groan as she looked up.
"How the fuck did I survive that?" she asked as she got to her hooves. She stumbled out of the crater and leaned against the side of the building. "Shit, that hurts."
She looked up at the building one last time before trotting away.
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